₦airaland Forum

Nawa o, SW is filled with alot of fake people.
I wont be suprised if those of them commenting on NL are fake..(i mean borrowing grammer frm dictonary to comment)

New face of imo & imo rescue mission na the same people.

Suspending of 10,000 imo youth frm the civil sevice of imo.
Dissolution of the 27LGA  in imo state.
Creating potfolios for the following offices, SA on comedy, SA on lagos affairs, SA on Abuja affairs, chief comedian to the govt hus.  Abeg na the same ppl.

U ppl sims to hv forgotten the literal meaning of hr name, read my lips.

Toto dike= who does'nt knw wot it means.
She cn smoke her sef to hell fr all i care, wo kias anyway.

I really felt angry after watching the video,i hv it on my phone too. Bt after a closer watch i still blame the girl, she should hv fainted or claim to hv gotten tired. The way she posed,laying in the bed & begging,those animals could'nt hv let her be. She was even calling the name of one of the boys in the video.

She even begged to call hr dad to release money to the boys so dat dey will let hr be,but d lustful desires in d boys mind,wont let them free d gal,all taking hr turn by turn while d gangs tactically avoided capturing there own face in d video. If i wia d gal,i swear i will cm fr a payback.
ear i will cm fr a payback.

dabrake:
idah! i swear. your d undisputed champion in d league of 'retardedness'

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dont mind d fool, he is only seeking for cheap attention, and i hope he is getting it. Retarded outcast in the yorubaland.

I dn't even fancy dat gal's act scene,it's totally unnatural. Always gra-gra acting. Even her faciel expressions in movies are write off.
Like sumone posted her name toto di'ke. There's sumtin to it.

Most at times it favours science inclined individual and professionals like capenter,eletricians,plumber,brick layers etc. Depending on the VISA u are applying for. I will still publish a detailed info.

My people,i am the happiest man on earth right now.
I was doing some academic research sometime last month along the line i found out that U S President, Barrack Obama is my uncle,i was shown enough document to prove that now the problem is how do i meet him to tell that i am his step brother's son from kenya.

Wia will my help come from.

Fellow NL,how would i know if my girlfriend has evil spirit in her.
We both went for one crusade,organized by one popular, man of God. It was a 3 days event,d first 2days went on fine until d 3rd day while preaching he suddenly singled out my girlfrnd & said she is possessed with strong evil spirit. While praying for her she was just falling up and down nd screaming like a mad person. So i became afraid of her. Ever since after d crusade,last week, i have bin avoiding her. Infact i have lost intrest in her. How do i tell her it's over without hurting her feelings & am afraid she might come after me spiritually 4 dumping her. Pls advice me b4 i go mad.

Good people, can you kiss ur girlfriend or boyfriend in the public. I have a girlfrnd who think i don't love her enough or rather i am not showing her love/commitment ,i am planning 2 kiss her in d public so as 2 prove a point. Wot do u think & has anyone of you tried it.

D change should begin with me and you. We should stop complaining.

Fellow NL,how do u feel about this obodo called Nigeria.
Are you proud 2 b associated with this country here or abroad. Are you proud of NIGERIA.
Express yourself here.

Fellow NL,how do u feel about this obodo called Nigeria.
Are you proud 2 b associated with this country here or abroad. Are you proud of NIGERIA.
Express yourself here.

I am a triplet, and i think mine is the most special.
3rd oct is our day.
Happy birthday obinna, ikenna & myself. Happy birthday fellow Oct NL, happy birthday NIGERIA.

Most Nigerians (especially the Igbos) residing in Abuja can't 4give El-rufai for rendering them homeless during his days as FCT minister,then he disobeyed court orders & won't mind whose ass he kicked while discharging his duties. I am of the opinion that he should'nt complain or petition any body since the SSS people are also doing there work.
Nonsense.

Fellow NL,i am really grateful 4 d advice and even scornes u all gave me. I has made me ready 2 face her 2dy and 2 no d truth as in if she was a fake virgin.

Fello NL, yawa almost burst 4 my head. Right now as i talk i am in a bus heading east from Akure.
I'v just bin realeased frm the police cell,dat's why i'v nt posted anytin on NL.

Pls house,how were u contacted about the released result.
Was it tru email, or post.
I am yet 2 receive mine.

Pls,how did they contact u, was it tru email, phone or postal address. Pls reply fast.

If not for this present ASSU strike,i won't have found myself in this present tight corner.
I school in the Eastern part of Naija,at the inception of this stupid strike,i decided to spend the break at my elder sister's place at Akure. She stays in a self contained bedroom, and since she's single & comes back very late from her bank work,i usually have the room to myself during the day.
I was watching movie one day and the landlord's second wife came knocking on my door. She said she wants to borrow a movie, i innocently let her to come & search 4 herself, when she came in, she took a CD plate & asked me if i have a blue film(mojo), of course i personally have,she now ask me to play the film. I was suprise but i played it. And that was it, b4 i could open my mouth and close it my landlady has pulled off the wrapper in her waist. What i saw,i could't resist. That was the beginning of my predicament, anytime she wishes she would sneak into my sister's room and make me commit adultary. She would call me omo igbo se kiakia. Pls fellow NL how do i tell her off since she knows am sleeping with the landlord's 1st wife's daughter. And has threatend to expose us if i don't sleep with her. Wot should i do b4 iut becomes worse.

Don't let your dreams die,go 4 it.

Do anybody out there know if the centrel bank has released the result of the apptitude test that was written early this year.
What could be delaying the release of the result. Or have they done man know man recruitement? Is there anybody with useful information?

When i asked BB to be my babe last two years,she agreed with the condition that we won't have sex since she claim to be a virgin.
We dated for like two years till yestaday after we attended a friend's party, which left me a bit drunk she voluntarily agreed to sleep with me.And when we did, she did't react as if it's her first time, i can't really recall if blood came out because of my condition. In fact she gave me a Mouth Action,that i began to doubt her previous claim of been a virgin. How else will i know that i have not been fooled? Please i need fast answer b4 i meet her again next monday.

Greatest Nigeria students, hey guyz, share how you spend your (ASSU) strike holidays. How do you spend the day or rather how have you been spending your holiday since ASSU's Strike cnmmenced.
Be sincere have been reading your academic books & how much have you missed campus.

If the feat recorded recently by some secondary schools in the FCT in anything to in by, then Nigerians might begin to have a rethink on the negative notion about the academic standard of government owned schools. This is especially in they of the fact that to an average Nigerian, the public school is an hopeless situation because of neglect and poor funding.
All hope seem not lost as some secondary schools in the FCT has restored some rays of hope that Nigerian public schools can still be looked up to.
About a fortnight ago students of government secondary school, Jikwoyi and government secondary school Jibil both in Abuja, made the nation proud in far away Brazil when they floored their counterparts from countries like the united state of America, China, South Korea, South Africa and the host Brazil amoung other countries tn emerge first and second respectively in the students advancement for global enterpreneurship (SAGE) world championship.
Nigeria went into the competion as a defending champion having won the last edition hosted in Abuja last year. It also won the one hosted last two years at Ukrain. This is the third time in a row.

Quit being unproductive, we are still in the rainning season, look 4 a farm, cassava is now a reliable foreign earner. Put ASSU and FG to shame. Get married,start having kids. By the time the strike is called off next year,u would have achieved something.
This advice is not 4 u but all naija stricking students. Lol