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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Amnesty Committee Meets Kabiru Sokoto And Others At Kuje Prisons by emekatimsu(op): 11:37pm On May 09, 2013
SLIDE waxie: no one is askin them to read o. because wen they leave prison now they will say there is no job after school and like our other brothers, start kidnappin and oil bunkery biznez. All blame na ontop school!
True talk my broda
PoliticsBoko Haram Amnesty Committee Meets Kabiru Sokoto And Others At Kuje Prisons by emekatimsu(op): 10:31pm On May 09, 2013
The Presidential Committee on Dialogue and Peaceful Resolution of Security Challenges in the North, yesterday, met with members of the Boko Haram sect, including the alleged mastermind of the Christmas day bombing in Madalla, Niger State, Kabiru Sokoto.

The meeting took place at the Kuje Minimum
Security Prison, Abuja where many members of
the sect are being held. Chairman of the committee and Minister for Special Duties, Mr Kabiru Tanimu Turaki, who led the 25 members of the committee to the meeting at Kuje, a satellite town in Abuja, told newsmen that the meeting was a confidence building measure between the committee and members of the sect.

The meeting which was held in camera had
been preceded by the committee’s meeting
with different security agencies, including the
Department of State Security, Nigeria Police
Force, as well as the office of the National
Security Adviser.

In an interview with newsmen, the committee chairman said members of the committee had useful discussion with the detained members of the Boko Haram sect, promising that it will carry out its duties with all honesty and diligence.

The committee chairman said: “We have had cause in the past to speak to members of
Jamatul Alhus Sunnah and in doing so, we told
them that members of this committee are people of proven integrity, accomplished
Nigerians that have been carefully selected by Mr. President to come and do this national
assignment. “We have had very useful discussions with some inmates that are being held here on the allegations of being either members of Jamatul Alhus Sunnah on accounts of terrorism or acts related to it. We want to assure Nigerians that this committee is poised to carry out this assignment with all sense of responsibility, honesty and with diligence”. He emphasized that the committee’s brief was
not to secure or grant amnesty to members of
the sect but to encourage dialogue and attain
cease fire and peace in the country.

“We do not have any grudges against anybody. We do not harbour any ill feeling or prejudices against anybody. We have pledged
that in carrying out this assignment, we will do
it with the fear of God, high sense of patriotism
and nationalism. We shall be guided by sense
of decency and the feeling of trying to ensure
that at the end of the day there is peace in Nigeria. “We are still looking for ways of having dialogue; constructive, honest and frank dialogue with major stakeholders across
board. And so we will continue to solicit the
support and cooperation of not only the
people that are considered to be directly or indirectly involved in these issues but other
Nigerians”. He appealed to members of the press that in carrying out their reports on the activities of the committee, it should be done with all sense of patriotism. This committee will urge you to avoid reporting issues in a very inflammatory manner. He said: “We seek your support and if for whatever reason any information comes your way or stumble on news item that has the potential of raising a lot of provocation, please if you need to refer to us please don’t hesitate.

We will clear any doubt, ambiguities as much as we can”. “I call upon you to assist the committee in dousing pressure, and create a fertile and conducive environment for parties that are involved in this impasse to have more
confidence in each other so that by the time we begin to sit and have dialogue with them, all prejudices would have been removed from
their minds”, he said.

Many of the alleged members of the sect that
met with the Amnesty committee were young
men between the ages of 20 and 30, and they
appear to have been using the opportunity of
their incarceration to get some form of
education as they were seen with notebooks, textbooks and pens..
Nairaland General23 Years Old Boy Impregnate 17 Ladies In Imo State by emekatimsu(op): 9:52pm On May 09, 2013
Imo State Police Command recorded another
success in its renewed fight against crime and
criminals, following the bursting of child
trafficking and baby factory syndicate in the
state.
Disclosing this to newsmen Thursday evening, at the State Police Headquarters, Owerri, the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Mohammed Katsina, said the Command has clamped down on illegal motherless babies homes, as well as rescued 17 pregnant teenagers.
According to the Imo police boss, one of the illegal homes, Ahamefula Motherless Babies Home, located in Umuaka, Njaba local council area, is allegedly owned by a middle aged woman simply identified as “Madam One
Thousand”. Mr. Katsina equally disclosed that during the police raid, no fewer than 11 minors, who were possibly waiting to be sold to prospective buyers, were rescued by the Command.

The bizarre aspect of the police finding was that a 23-year old boy, simply identified as Oyibo, was fingered as being responsible for impregnating the expectant girls, whose ages ranged between 14 and 17. Apart from being in varying stages of pregnancy, the girls who equally looked malnourished and not properly catered for wept uncontrollably as they were paraded by the police in Owerri. Some of the pregnant teens.
On how the Command burst the syndicate, the Commissioner explained that the illegal babies
home was successfully raided by the “Ambush
Squad” after a credible tip-off. “The prime suspect is now at large. She was was producing pure water sachets as a decoy
to deceive unsuspecting members of the public about what was really going on in the
premises”, the Commissioner of Police
recounted. Continuing, Mr. Katsina said: “

When the police invaded the tightly secured compound, 17 minors were seen holed up in different rooms in the large compound with some of their children playing around”. The Imo police boss equally paraded the 55-
year old security man, Mr. Uzoamaka Okoli,
from Nempi, Oru West local government area of the state, employed by the fleeing owner of the babies home. The 23-year old Oyibo, who was equally paraded by the Commissioner, has allegedly confessed to being responsible for all the pregnancies.
EducationRe: Nigerian Tertiary Institution & Their Jamb UTME Cut-off Marks For 2013/14 by emekatimsu(op): 5:08am On May 08, 2013
Medap: I wanted to change my most preferred choice to polyz both first and second choice coz i score 174 in my jamb. Is it advisable. If yes which polyz do i go for. Plz i nid urgent response. Tanx
I may nt be d expert to advise u on that bt i strongly believe that 174 can definately fetch u admission into a polythecnic.
Also keep ur ears on ground on the State polythecnics around you,they usually give admission to even ppl that never applied in there school so as to fill up there quota.
This is done through d sale of supplemetry form or written Post- UTME exam.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Plans To Erect Walls On Nigeria's Boarders On The Way;what Do U Think? by emekatimsu(op): 11:03pm On May 07, 2013
Bigcake: I see it as a waste of funds. In dis modern wolrd why cnt we erect an aerial satellite or a security tower wit high tech binoculars to watch over the borders, while foot soldiers shld be stationed at strategic positions around d border, with constant monitoring and conversation between the control room and the security operatives.
Well said bt when will ds country eva get to that stage.
Car TalkRe: BMW Recalls 222,000 Vehicles Over Airbag Flaw by emekatimsu(op): 11:00pm On May 07, 2013
I prefer KIA to BMW
EducationRe: Nigerian Tertiary Institution & Their Jamb UTME Cut-off Marks For 2013/14 by emekatimsu(op): 10:56pm On May 07, 2013
osundu: U have really don a very good job helping those of us dat have lost hope in entering this year.pls kindly send de cut-off mark for fed polytecnic idah,kogi state polytechnic,jigawa state university and BUK.tanks!
Jigawa state University is 180 but they consider candidates who choose them as 1st and 2nd choice who scored below 180 in there concessional list.
BUK is 180
EducationRe: Nigerian Tertiary Institution & Their Jamb UTME Cut-off Marks For 2013/14 by emekatimsu(op): 10:52pm On May 07, 2013
Medap: Plz i nid fed.poly Ede,fed.poly Ado, Osun state college of Technology Esa Oke,Yabatech &MAPOLY 2013/2014 jamb cutoff marks. Plz reply coz its urgent
Ede,Ado,Mapoly and Esa oke all cut between 160-180,depending on d course.
Yabatech is 180 for all d Engineering courses and 160 for Managerial courses.
Car TalkBMW Recalls 222,000 Vehicles Over Airbag Flaw by emekatimsu(op): 8:24pm On May 07, 2013
– German luxury carmaker BMW has issued a recall of 220,000 vehicles because of a defect in Japanese-made airbags installed over a decade ago, a spokesman confirmed Tuesday.

The flawed airbags made by Takata Corp had several weeks ago sparked the recall of more than three million cars made by Toyota, Honda, Nissan and Mazda. BMW’s affected cars were 3-Series models, including sedans, coupes and other types, produced between December 2001 and March 2003.

“We have been informed by the supplier that there could be a problem with this airbag,” spokesman Bernhard Santer told AFP. “We have never had a problem … It is a
precaution to ensure the safety of our clients.” The spokesman said fixing the problem would
take about one hour in a workshop and would
be free of charge.
EducationNigerian Tertiary Institution & Their Jamb UTME Cut-off Marks For 2013/14 by emekatimsu(op):
Nigerian tertiary institutions and their Jamb UTME
cut-off marks for 2013/2014 Following the release of results for the just-written
Jamb UTME exams, these are the cut-off marks for the various tertiary institutions across the country.
=> University of Port Harcourt, UNIPORT: 200 and above for Dentistry,Pharmacy, Engineering (except Civil & Environmental Engineering), Management Sciences,Medicine, Nursing and Social Sciences; 180 and above for others are invited to a Screening Exercise First Choice and Second Choice.

=> Nnamdi Azikiwe University, NAU/UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History )and Education 200 for others

=> Federal University of Technology Owerri, FUTO: 180 First and Second Choice.

=> University of Ibadan UI: 200 First and Second Choice Most preferred

=> University of Lagos Unilag: 200 all courses, First Choice only

=> University of Nigeria, Nsukka, UNN: 200 all
courses; first and second Choice.

=> Obafemi Awolowo University OAU: 200; first
and second choice

=> Nnamdi Azikiwe University,NAU/ UNIZIK: 180 Arts (except Departments of English & History)and Education and 200 for others; first choice only.

=> University of Ilorin, Unilorin: – (i) 200 UTME forcourses other than those listed in (5) O level Credits at not more than two sittings. (ii) 220 UTME for Accounting, Biochemistry, Business
Administration, Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Computer Science, Common Law,
Economics, English, Electrical Engineering, Finance, Geology, Industrial Chemistry, Mass
Communication, Mechanical Engineering,
Microbiology, Pharmacy and Veterinary Medicine & (5) O level Credits at not more than two sittings. (iii) MB;BS candidates who obtained: (a) 240 marks in the UTME and (b) Credit Passes at one sitting only in the Senior Secondary School Certificate Examination or its equivalence in each of the following subjects: English Language, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology.

=> University of Ado- Ekiti: 200;First and second choice

=> University of Benin, UNIBEN 200; first choice
only

=> Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),Zaria: 180 for Science based courses and 190 for Arts, Social Science, Law and Administration; first choice only

=> Usmanu Danfodiyo University,Soko to: 180; First and second choice

=> Federal University of Technology, Akure FUTA: 200; first and second choice

=> University of Uyo, Uniuyo: 180;first choice only

=> University of Calabar Unical:180 for some
courses and 200 for others

=> University of Agriculture, Abeokuta UNAAB –
180

=> University of Jos UNIJOS: 180;first and second choice

=> Lagos State University LASU:200; first and
second choice

=> Niger Delta University NDU: 180;first choice only

=> TAI Solarin University of Education TASUED: 180 first choice only and change of course

=> Federal University of Technology (FUT), Minna: (i) 220 for School of Engineering and Engineering Technology and Environmental Technology (ii) 200 for School of Environmental Technology and School of Science and Science Education (iii) 190
for School of Agriculture and Agricultural
Technology and School of Science and Science Education.

=> Federal University Dutsin-Ma,Katsi na: 180; first choice only

=> Federal University Oye-Ekiti:180; first and
second choice

=> Federal University of Wukari,Taraba State: 180 in theSciences and 190 in the hmanities and Social Sciences; first and second choice.

=> Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State: 180; first and second choice.

=> Ebonyi State University EBSU:180; first and second choice

=> Osun State University (UNIOSUN): 180 for Agriculture,Edu cation and Arts (Humanities and Culture) and 200 for the rest; First and second choice.

=> Federal University of Petroleum Resources,
Effurun: 180; first and second choice

=> Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike; 180; first and second choice.

=>Anambra State University; 180;first and second choice.

=> Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma: 180; first
choice only

=> Kwara State University KWASU:200; first and second choice and changing of courses.

=> Afe Babalola University (ABUAD): No official cut-off mark.

=> Benson Idahosa University: No official cut- off mark.

=> Bells University of Technology,Ota: No cut- off mark, as long as you chose or wish to change course.

=> Kaduna State University, KASU:180 UTME cutoff (first choice only)

=> Imo State University IMSU : 180

=> Enugu State University of Science Tech – 180

=> Adekunle Ajasin University: 200

=> Rivers State University of Science and
Technology,RSUS T:180 (1st choice only)

=> Delta State University, Abraka,DELSU: 180

=> Abia State University, Uturu,ABSUU: 180

=> University of Maiduguri, UniMaid: 180

=> Kogi State University, KSU: 180

=>Polytechnics and Colleges of Education
2013/2014 JAMB-UTME Cut-off mark List

=> Yaba College of Technology,Yaba Tech: 180

=> Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi: 180;most preferred, more preferred or preferred

=> Polytechnic Ibadan: No cut-off mark
Best of luck, Jambites!
CelebritiesThe Govanor Who Impregnated Singer Omowunmi Finally Exposed. by emekatimsu(op): 3:50pm On May 06, 2013
Kokoma singer, Omawumi, usually dodge any question that is directly or indirectly connected to the man who impregnated her just when her career was taking shape and many was looking forwards to her exploits in the industry.

She traveled abroad, gave birth quietly and came back, still nobody was identified as the baby daddy. A few names have cropped up but none of them seem serious. Finally the identity is out... From what a source said, Omawumi was handsomely settled to keep the name of her baby's father a top secret.

The reason is that the man is a sitting governor in one of the oil rich South South states and his wife is said to be very brutal; she "deals with ladies" who come close to her husband. It was gathered that Omawumi's child has the looks of the said governor and this is why she hardly go out with the child. The governor has big eye balls, he is dark and not tall. The source said the First Lady, that is the governor's wife, is already aware that husband had fathered a child with Omawumi. I hear she's mad at the development and has sent strong warning to Omawumi to "completely stay away" from her husband otherwise she will be sorry. As a result, about two years since Omawumi gave birth she has not stepped her legs in the state
as she's closely being watched.

Let me not drop the governor's name, but from my description you guys should know him.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pays Homage To Yar'adua by emekatimsu(m): 6:37am On May 06, 2013
thrugemaster: c dis buffoon..................................... that is all.
My advise to u is dt u get ur brain upgraded frm pentium1 to dual core at least.
OR better still U shuld go and read for ur upcoming post ume test after scoring 156 in d last Jamb. Hate seeing dull brains on ds forum.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Pays Homage To Yar'adua by emekatimsu(m): 8:36pm On May 05, 2013
thrugemaster: yet ur wife dey trouble his widow for land................. Homage my foot
Seun,seriously its high time you start screening ppl joining this forum.
Nairaland GeneralPlans To Erect Walls On Nigeria's Boarders On The Way;what Do U Think? by emekatimsu(op): 3:33am On May 05, 2013
'Plan to erect walls on borders unreasonable.
Security experts on Friday faulted the plan by the Federal Government to erect walls along Nigeria's borders, as a way of controlling the influx of illegal immigrants. A former Director of the State Security Service, Mr. Mike Ejiofor, in an interview with SUNDAY PUNCH said the plan was unreasonable and unachievable.
He said, "When I heard of that issue being debated at the House of Representatives, I said it's unthinkable to erect walls along Nigeria's borders. Even if it is in the North alone, I still do not think it will serve any purpose. First of all, it's capital- intensive trying to erect such walls. "What I understand is that we have legal and illegal routes. For the legal routes, you can erect some walls, about a kilometre on both sides to control the influx of immigrants. But saying you want to wall the whole Nigeria, is unreasonable and unachievable."
Ejiofor added that it was necessary for the Nigeria Immigration Service and other security agencies to be properly equipped to man the country's borders, especially the notorious illegal routes that had been identified over the years. "We can secure some points as travel control points, we then use the immigration and other security forces on the known, well-used illegal routes," he said.

The ex-SSS boss also said the Federal Government should instead, adopt satellite monitoring. Similarly, another security consultant based in Borno State, Mr. Hussaini Monguno, said erecting walls on the borders will have no effect. He said, "It will only create bottle-necks for immigrants. What we need is patriotic and well- equipped security agencies; stationed across the borders and the buffer zones. I don't know how they are going to fence it from Maiduguri all the way to Katsina. Borno State alone shares borders with three countries; Cameroon, Chad and Niger Republic. Fencing cannot solve the problem." The House of Representatives recently asked the Federal Government to build a perimeter fence along Nigeria's 3,140-square-kilometre borderlines
with neighbouring countries to check the influx of illegal immigrants.

In a resolution it passed in Abuja, the House said the borderlines should be properly demarcated "with sensors and cameras to help check illegal entry and to enable the Nigeria Immigration Service to have proper statistics of those entering the country"
SportsProstitutes Learn English For Football Fans In Brazil by emekatimsu(op): 9:47am On May 03, 2013
– “Good morning, girls!” Igor Fuchs exclaimed as he greeted his students at the start of English class in this southeastern Brazilian city. But this is no ordinary crowd and the curriculum, for the most part, is focused on sex props. Fuchs teaches English to prostitutes so they cangive a warmer welcome to tens of thousands of football fans headed here for June’s Confederations Cup, as well as next year’s World Cup. The city’s 80,000 sex workers are counting on brisk business as authorities predict 40,000 tourists will be in town next month for a total of three matches June 15-30. A whopping 140,000 are expected to follow for the 2014 World Cup. With that in mind, the Association of Prostitutes
has been offering free English classes to its
members at a local mall since March. “We teach basic expressions but also have demonstrations with erotic paraphernalia so they can learn the names, how to use them and propose them,” said Fuchs, a volunteer who also teaches Spanish and French. The goal, says association president Cida Vieira,
is to provide prostitutes with communication
skills to keep clients who don’t speak Portuguese happy — both during the
upcoming sports extravaganzas and beyond. “We deal with ‘gringos’ (foreign men) daily on
the streets and in discos,” Vieira said. “We want
to train the girls so they can better serve them.” So far, 300 prostitutes have signed up. Attendance is irregular and older women like
55-year-old Maria Aparecida, who has been in
the business for almost three decades, tend to
come to class more often than others. “I have always wanted to speak English,” she
told AFP. “I raised my kids by doing this job.” Demand is definitely there — on both sides of
the booming sex trade. “Tourists are going to flock here and those who come from abroad like to spend,” said 26- year-old Vitoria, clad in a pink mini dress as she waited for work at one of many sex motels on busy Guaicurus Street. On average, she sees 20 customers a day in her tiny room, with 15-minute sessions costing
between $10 and $25. Some of the women view learning English as a way of securing their livelihood down the road. “It’s important to speak English because one day I will quit prostitution to find another job and another language will help,” said Vitoria. But not
all are sold on the need to speak English — or any other foreign language for that matter. “I have never had American or French clients,”
said Yasmin, a transvestite, as he showed off
some deft samba moves on Avenida Afonso
Pena before rushing to negotiate with a client
in a waiting car. “I know basic words such as ‘good morning’ and ‘condom’,” said 31-year-old Juliana across the street. “For the rest, I get by with gestures. All men are the same. They come for the same thing. No need for words.” Belo Horizonte is not the only Brazilian city taking steps to beef up its sex industry offerings ahead of the World Cup, which will be followed by the 2016 Summer Olympics. A shortage of hotel rooms has led authorities in
Rio de Janeiro to invest millions of dollars to
convert raunchy motels to accommodate the legions of tourists expected for the events.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan, Most Abused President In The History Of Nigeria: Nwanyawu by emekatimsu(op): 8:59pm On May 01, 2013
quite embarassing
PoliticsPresident Jonathan, Most Abused President In The History Of Nigeria: Nwanyawu by emekatimsu(op): 8:55pm On May 01, 2013
The National Chairman of Labour
Party, Chief Dan Nwanyanwu has criticised
Nigerians, especially, those in political circle for
being disrespectful to President Goodluck
Jonathan, noting that the president was the most abused ever in the history of the country. Chief Nwanyanwu who made the remarks
while receiving the leadership of the Inter-Party Advisory Council, IPAC, led by its Chairman, Dr. Yunusha Tanko and Secretary, Comrade Peter Ameh at the party’s national secretariat, expressed concern that Nigerians could freely abused Dr. Jonathan not minding that the office he is holding is the highest in the land. NLC President, Comrade Abdulwaheed
Omar; President Goodluck Jonathan And
TUC President, Comrade Peter Esele, at the
Centenary May Day Celebration in Abuja
On Wednesday NLC President, Comrade Abdulwaheed Omar; President Goodluck Jonathan And TUC President, Comrade Peter Esele, at the Centenary May Day Celebration in Abuja On Wednesday Nwanyanwu who was agonised by the development, said people should respect the office of Mr. President even if they don’t agree with the leadership style of the person occupying the office. According to him, “Nigeria is practising the presidential system of government; weborrowed the system from the United States of America, USA. When President Barack Obama was re-elected President of America, there were little skirmish here and there but all these fiddled out when he was inaugurated. “Since no American citizen has insulted Obama, but here in Nigeria, since inception of office, Jonathan is the most abused and criticised President and still continue to be. The party chairman who charged the IPAC leaders to bring into play the mandate of the organisation by ensuring that politicians abide by the code of the conduct by desisting from blackmailing and insulting political office holders in the land. Nwanyanwu said “we have to move from the
name calling which is dominating our political
life. Notwithstanding that so many people from
different political platform are seeking for the
same office, we must abide by the code of
conduct of the game so that there won’t be violence. He said this new leadership of IPAC must try to ensure that all registered political parties in Nigeria come together to talk of ways of helping the nation to confront some of the
challenges like the unemployment, problems of transport, with a view to moving the nation forward. In his remarks earlier, Chairman of IPAC, Dr. Yunusha Tanko urged political parties and politicians to be focused on issue based while campaigning for electoral offices instead of name calling and blackmail. He said the organisation has concluded plans
to convene all political summit at the end of the
ongoing familiarisation tour of national offices
all the registered parties. He said, after these visits, the organisation will also embark on tour of State Chapters of all the parties with a view to taking the code of conduct to their domains.

Source: VANGUARD NEWPAPER
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Course Would You Not Advise Anyone To Study? by emekatimsu(m): 4:06pm On May 01, 2013
PrettySpicey: Don't study any foreign language in Nigeria - french, german, spanish, portuguese etc. Get out of d country n do so.
If u dare waste years on a language here in Nigeria, you'll be stuttering for the rest of your career life.
Or else d person no sabi wetin he/hr dey study if nt there are so many oppurtunities in d offeri g fr graduates of d above mentioned disciplines.
Diplomats,teachers,lecturers,airline workers aside frm gettn Job in any govt MDgS and bank work.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Course Would You Not Advise Anyone To Study? by emekatimsu(m): 4:02pm On May 01, 2013
[quote author=Richy.]Hausa,Igbo or Yoruba unless you want to be a local news caster. then it is cool. you can always do Masters degree in Hausa grin[/quote]I use to think same way too not until after graduating frm school and i realize dt its evn graduates of d above mentioned discipline dt are grabbing Job faster.
Atlist i knw abt 3 of my frnds dt studied Nigerian local language(Igbo) precisely,now lecturers in fedreal universities and earning good pay.
I evn knw some dt hv travelled abroad and are making fat salary frm teaching Naija based yankee children.
No course is totally useless.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Resumes, Donates N200,000 To Accident Victim by emekatimsu(m): 11:23am On May 01, 2013
i hear say na d govanor's convoy drive confusion enter d benz man head.
U knw hw it is with out politicians and dia crazy driving pattern on d road wanting to push commoners off d road.
Anyway i will try m luck with my grandpa's Mutsibushi gallant car 1984 model, who knws i may get more than 2hundredK as compensatn.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hope For 39million Jobless Nigerians Through Graduate Internship Scheme by emekatimsu(op): 2:41am On May 01, 2013
ds year
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Arrested For Fuel Subsidy Scam by emekatimsu(m): 6:01pm On Apr 30, 2013
Peter obi at wprk using hs fedii connection to intimidate kapital oil.
RomanceRe: The Most Painful Thing You Have Done For Love by emekatimsu(m): 5:57pm On Apr 30, 2013
I left my base in PH to go visit a babe love in Bauchi state without informing any frnd or relative. The eve of the night i gt to Bauchi a riot broke out in d corpers lodge where my babe ws staying and it tured out to be a game of running fr survival....my babe left me and went to seek fr proper protection while i ws a JJC in d town,i did nt knw wia to run to for safety. Infact i narrowly escaped short sleeve frm one of d murderous looking hausa rioters.
At d end of d day i lost my small travelln bag containing my personal stuffs,my mini lappy and my two phones with all d contacts in it.
Lookn back nw,i wonder if anybody would hv knwn my wherabt or wot took me to bauchi state if i had been a victim of hausa killing. And d gal sef don even marry now while i still dey find.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Imo Govt Commences Recruitment Of Graduate Trainees. by emekatimsu(op): 5:42pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=money-hungry ]d funny thing is dat most of these new generation graduates are igb0 smokers!
so who is deceiving who?
i even suspect dat d governor must have smoked some high grade igb0 b4 implementing dis policy.
sh!>t.[/quote
Na fr ur hand dm learn am
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Imo Govt Commences Recruitment Of Graduate Trainees. by emekatimsu(op): 5:34pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=blanco56]. U LIEEEEE!!! Abeg no dey deceive ursef![/quote

@Blanco d wey u use shout show say u no dey smoke out of fustration its more of an addiction.
I promise to reform u when i land ds job.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hope For 39million Jobless Nigerians Through Graduate Internship Scheme by emekatimsu(op): 5:19pm On Apr 30, 2013
GEJ hs plans fr Naija youths, Lets pray and hope it does nt get manipulated by hawks in govt house.
Jobs/VacanciesHope For 39million Jobless Nigerians Through Graduate Internship Scheme by emekatimsu(op): 5:13pm On Apr 30, 2013
… Vows to curb trend through GIS
Federal Government yesterday raised alarm over the growing unemployment rate in Nigeria saying that about 23.9 per cent Nigerians are jobless. This implies that over 39 million Nigerians are unemployed. Speaking during an interactive session on Graduate Internship Scheme (GIS) in Abuja, Co-ordinating Minister and Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, said that an average of 1.8 million youths find themselves in the labour market annually out of which about
250,000 to 300,000 are graduates. She noted that in the first phase of the GIS programme, up to 50,000 unemployed and under-emeployed graduates will be engaged by the end of the 2013 as interns in reputable organisations to build their skills and make them relevant in today’s workplace.
The minister also noted that at least 1000
unemployed graduates will be engaged in every state adding that the programme will be scaled up to 100,000 in the second phase. According to her, about 1,937 firms have
registered for the scheme out of which 1,371 were verified and 293 were approved while 1,078 were rejected for their inability to meet the minimum requirements. As for the interns, 84,772 of them made up of 59,872 males, 24,900 females and 329 physically challenged, applied. “As at date, only 1,159 interns have been deployed across the country,” she said. For firms to be eligible for the GIS, they must be registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) and must provide evidence of Value added Tax (VAT) registration and tax clearance certificates.

Also, firms must be prepared to provide a mentoring plan for each intern and interns must be graduates between ages 18 and 40 years and they must have completed the mandatory National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) or be exempted. For the
interns, she said, they will be provided an orientation training to prepare them for the
workforce. They are also assigned a mentor in their place of internship to provide direction and support their career development. Above all, the interns get a monthly stipend of N18,000 from the government for 12 months.

Chairman of Subsidy Reinvestment Programme (SURE-P), Dr Christopher Kolade, said that SURE-P is an intervention device to bring relief to those that suffered the hardship of subsidy removal.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Imo Govt Commences Recruitment Of Graduate Trainees. by emekatimsu(op): 12:50am On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=sorom4][/quote]@Sorom,the form is free of charge, the only ppl dt will likely charge u are the bizness center ppl doing photocopy of the over 7pages form.
They are making brisk bizness frm issuance of d form for an affordable fee of one hundred and forty naira only(N140).
So if ur dad paid more than atlist N200 to get the form,that means he hs been taken advantage of. I repeat d FOrm is FREE.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Imo Govt Commences Recruitment Of Graduate Trainees. by emekatimsu(op): 12:44am On Apr 26, 2013
jakedes: @emekatimsu

Please what are the requirements for the FORM hw many passports and any attachements pleasse reply me so i can get prepared b4 going please

thanks
Just go with ur pen(for filling the form).there is absolutely no additional requirement. No need fr passport or attachments.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Imo Govt Commences Recruitment Of Graduate Trainees. by emekatimsu(op): 8:15am On Apr 25, 2013
Technocracy: i think u néed to recharge ur brain to activate ur sense
I ws going to say same tin,u took d word frm my mouth...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wants Solution To Boko-Haram In Three Months- Punch by emekatimsu(m): 9:15pm On Apr 24, 2013
kabba7: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
He is a very successfu FAILURE
hope you now clear
.

Youngman is dt d correct spelling of successful? Now we cn see who d failure is after spending years acquiring education.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wants Solution To Boko-Haram In Three Months- Punch by emekatimsu(m): 9:11pm On Apr 24, 2013
[quote author=*idriis*]Goodluck Abdul-Ebelle Clark-Kent Jonadullantern....I deh hail oh![/quote]Stop portraying ur unstable state of mind in a public forum like ds.
Must u show d whole world dt u re operating in a pentium1 formated brain.

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