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jimcaddy: Hello nairalanders I have been reading all the posts online without registering until today.. My test is scheduled for UNILORIN on the 28th.. I stay in Lagos, and this nimc pple took me far away for a job I don't know if I will pass or not.. I don't have a means of survival.. I don't have any money on me for transport and accomodation when I get there.. I really need th support of some good samaritans to help me with 5k to add to what I will try and raise.. My acct number is 3055188996.. First Bank.. Cadmus Gbenupo.. It is my prayer that God will bless you as you help the needy
Please Nairalanders I bet of you to help me so ican write this test just to satisfy all righteousness

Youngman do u realize dt some ppl did nt also go fr ds test becos of ds same reason u mentioned.
Anyway there is no harm in trying to beg fr arms in nairaland. If i hv my way i would hv also done same becos i ws also posted to illorin while i reside in owerri. While my exam ws scheduled for today.
If u are serious,try and also source for fund frm ppl around u afteralll when/if u gt d job,they wil all be part of ur sucess story.

HOnestly i dont blame him if he resigns. I can remember d stupid comment some guys wia making during Nigeria's second match at d just concluded AFCON.
I ws watching d match in a viewing center that day and some big fools that also cm to watch d match just like me where busy casting and abusing Keshi, some insisted he collected bribe from d local legs so as to feature them, some others where insisting that he mase a great mistake bringing local boys to a big tornament like AFCOn when the likes of osaze,taiye taiwo etc where available.
I w just saying to mysef while d arguemnt ws going on, if these fools can think ds way wot then will the bigger fools(NFF) be thinking.,
I dont blame him if he decides to step aside,nobody eva believed in him bt he hs proved hs worth.

babagy82: This little hatred southerners are showing against we Northerners is a very serious issue that needs to be addressed. I am surrounded by good loving igbo people in the north. In fact, I really love them like my own people. We have been together with them for the past 15 years. Infact I never had a friend whom I loved like chidi ebere. But I think through Nairaland I have learnt that I'm just fooling my self. They will never like me, they are all the same.

My man,i ws born in sokoto state and i did my national service at katsina..i swear i really love the northerners with my life but they started the hatred first.
I have cm across the good and likeable northern ppl that i hv cm to admire.
Southern ppl especially d Igbos have showed and proven the meaning of "one Nigeria" by living,mixing and co-habitating with ppl frm other part of Nigeria.
Infact there is this saying that any place u don't find an Igbo man,then that place is'nt habitable.
My only gross with ur ppl is the way they murder/slaughter non-northerners/igbos/christains once there is a little dispute they always create.
After lossing two close friends to such dispute,i now realize that no matter hw much love one may show to ur ppl,they seems to have no human heart especially if u re nt one of them.

nagoma: You know better, you have at least one of those if you are a real southerner.

Bro,u don't sound much diffrent frm ur name.
Ur name sounds more of a maalu or cow.
Wot a name....

nagoma: Yes SOUTHERNERS will fill the schools with their fake certificates and fake SSCE results. We know the kind of PhD they produce.

wow, Mr knw all...we re waiting for u to educate us more on the type of cert ppl frm sourthern Nigeria produce.

babagy82: I be real aboki and I'm proud about it. if you are having 'issues' about what I wrote, the only thing I can tell you is.... *GO F:U:C:K yourself* inyamiri

Baba,i talk am say ur own aboki get swag.
I will not Bleep myself becos i no be boko agent.
Its only boko agents dt Bleep dmselves while on sucide mission.
Anyway i fr tell u Bleep OFF but i will let go becos ur broda,DAngote gave me hs truck to drive on hire purchase and i neva pay finish.

taharqa: The comments by many of us from the south on this thread is just simply DISGRACEFUL.

*smh*

Bro,are u a learner??
Them no tell u say na bad mouthed ppl full for nairaland b4 u go join.
If u can't beat them,u better join them becos craze ppl full for hia.
(sleepn mode activated)

babagy82: F:U:C:K you all northern Nigeria haters. May you All die of blood pressure s.tu.pid sets of people that never learnt anything better than hatred an jealousy from their parent. YAN ISKA TSINANNU KAWAI. YAN KUTUMAR UBA

@babagy82,i doubt if u be real mallam becos ur own aboki get swagg.
The truth is dt nobody can be Jelous of an uncircumzied aboki.
wotever it is dt u wrote in that ur haramist language,,back to sender.
Abeg,make i continue my journey in my dangote truck,i am now at kogi state,i will be back

I really love this topic.
Doc,i have remove 3teeths within 3years while another teeth is seriously giving me sleepless night.
I removed the 1st two in a State government dental clinic and the dentist did nt even suggest filling up the teeth,she rather went ahead and removed it.
Pls i need serious advise so that all my teeths won'nt be removed b4 i reach 30years.


N/B...I make sure i rinse my mouth properly after each meal and i keep away from sugary substance.

why build more schools for people that will not appreciate it or give northern militants more places to burn..

Anyway wetin concern me,let me drive my dangote truck to a better parking space b4 LASTMA impound it. I will be back

PDP Board of Trustee was only effective in days of Chief Tony Anenih because it has the backing of the then President Obasanjo to undermine it Chairman.
So forget who ever emerged as BoT Chairman,
because the President and State Governors are the power house of PDP. GEJ can remove Ahmadu Ali within few days, if he so wishes. Just dust up the man's criminal file record and recommends him for persecution. Besides all that, GEJ never supported any candidate and he made it clear, that let the party leaders decides. Forget what you read from the Press, its just people imaginations and insinuations. GEJ is not contesting in 2015.

He may be very correct..

Igbo presidency is the solution to
Nigeria’s problem – Orji Kalu Former Abia State Governor, Orji Kalu, has
predicted that a Nigerian president of Igbo
extraction would provide a turnaround
leadership that will halt the country’s decades
of economic failings.
Mr. Kalu said given the opportunity at the next presidential polls in 2015, the Igbos will
provide “qualitative and dynamic leadership” that can turn around the economy. “Igbos are the salt of the nation,” he said.
“Anywhere you don’t see Ndigbo, the
economy is incomplete.” The former governor spoke at a dinner with
the Nigerian community in Belgium at
Speidemberger Hotel Resort, Brussels on Friday.
He was at the meeting as the Coordinator of a new Igbo socio-cultural group, Njiko Igbo.

Mr. Kalu said he spoke for any “candidate” that might emerge from the region as president. He did not say whether he will seek the office which he has run for and lost twice since leaving office as governor in 2007. But the clearly politically-themed remarks would appear a subtle introduction of Mr. Kalu’s renewed bid for the top job come 2015.

lol,aside ebonyi state other SE states are nt doing badly at all.

despite the northern Nigeria's long rule in the country,they still can'nt address there poverty level.
I will suggest to them to forget about the presidency since its nt affecting there ppl positively.

Sokoto State has retained its position
as the poorest state in the country, with 81.2
per cent poverty rate, the National Bureau of
Statistics, NBS, has said. In a report released on its website, the NBS
stated that Sokoto remained the poorest state
in the country, followed by Katsina just as
Adamawa and Gombe States shared the same
poverty rate of 74.2 per cent. According to the information, other states with
high poverty rate include Jigawa and Plateau
states with 74.1 per cent each; Ebonyi, 73.6 per
cent; Bauchi, 73 per cent; Kebbi, 72 per cent
and Zamfara, 70.8 per cent. Niger, with 33.8 per cent has the lowest
poverty rate in the country followed by Osun
with 37.9 per cent and Ondo, 45.7 per cent. Others with less than 50 per cent poverty rate
include Bayelsa State, 47 per cent and Lagos
State, 48.6 per cent. However, the north still maintained the lead in
the average poverty rate of states in the
country with North-West geopolitical zone
clinching the top spot at 71.4 per cent followed
by North-East 69.1 per cent and North Central,
60.7 per cent. The six states in the South-West recorded an
average poverty rate of 49.8 per cent, followed
by South-South, 55.5 per cent and South-East,
59.5 per cent. According to NBS, national unemployment rate
in the country stood at 23.9 per cent at the
beginning of last year. Apart from Bayelsa, Lagos State is also said to
have recorded about 48.6 per cent poverty rate
in 2012. There were no figures for 2011 but the 2012
statistics represented an improvement in the
figures released by the bureau for 2010. The Statistician-General of the NBS, Dr. Yemi
Kale, had said while releasing the 2010 profile
that 112.519 million Nigerians, representing 69
per cent, lived in relative poverty conditions. According to the NBS boss, the agency arrived
at the 2010 figure, by collecting data from 20
million households having an average of four
family members. In 2004, Jigawa State had the highest poverty
rate of 95 per cent, while Anambra, had the
lowest,22 per cent. For unemployment rate, Zamfara State had the
highest rate of 42.6 per cent, followed by
Bauchi, 41.4 per cent.

i think Dbang is a proud fellow but on a serious note there is nothing absolutely wrong with him choosing to go "man alone".
It does'nt stop Jazzy from been the DON

kini big deal

ojuikwu: Igbos with bad business that will send them 2 hell.why are selling coffin 4 hospital side. Useless tribe animal Bleep thier great mama b4 produce igbo.marijuana

Attention seeker,i hope u get plenty of it and laff ur self off.

What a lost?
A suggest a serious investigation shuld be carried out to ascertain what lead to the crash.

Govanor of Kaduna Yakowa , Former NSA
Azazi Feared Dead In Crashed Naval
Chopper Posted: December 15, 2012 - 17:10 By SaharaReporters, New York A helicopter carrying the governor of Kaduna state,
Patrick Yakowa, and former NSA Andrew Owoeye
Azazi and several aides who were attending the
burial of the father of presidential aide Oronto
Douglas has crashed in Bayelsa state. Reports says there are no survivors

yuddy2: sashaa, pls I passed the just concluded aptitude in Abuja. When should I be expecting the interview sections and what questions should I be prepared for. Rply

My cousin studied Public admin in the university and during hs interview he as asked questions like, why do u want to work with diamond bank, the fefination of diamond bank, he ws also asked to define public administatration and finally the relationship netween banking and public administration.
So the question asked may actually depend on ones course of study and secondly the mood of the the ppl/person questioning u.

trainning school for the sucessful intakes will start by 2nd week of January.
For ppl that are still intrested in trying luck again...diamondbank has started accepting CV for fresh graduate of any discipline.d position is Executive trainee and the minimum qulification is 2.2..


Diamonbank's recruitment seems to be evry 2months,i just pay they don't just lay people off one day same way they recruit o...

Unknown gunmen, Monday, attacked the
Special Anti-Robbery Squad headquarters
(SARS) in Abuja, a day after a twin suicide
bombing killed 11 people in a military church in
Jaji, in Kaduna state. Although information remains sketchy, it was
gathered that some detainees were freed by
the gunmen.

ifyalways: I'll go first

1. A security man wanted at Ajayi Farms. Ajayi farms is just beside airport shopping center.

2. A hair stylist wanted at a salon situated in front of "Friends Colony" . Friends colony is an estate within Agungi.To get there,get to Agungi bus stop then pick a bike.the salon is beside a supermarket ,Danny supermarket.

3. Marketing officers wanted at lifemate
furniture,Osapa. Osapa is just after Jakande roundabout,Lekki.

4. Drivers wanted at a transport company.I was on wheels and didn't get the company name but the company is 4 houses away from ABC bus terminus Oshodi.it's on Oshodi expressway.beside one big church(I didn't get the name of the church either)

Goodluck to all applicants.

Security man,hair stylist,driver, cleaner,bakary worker vacancy......
This is nt the type of work an average Nigerian gradute wants to hear abt.
It's so painful after spending ds nos of yrs in skool one will start with ds.
why go to skool in d 1st place.

Two of my cousins also got a text congratulating them n there sucess in d interview on held last friday and saturday..
They wia asked to wait fr d next stage.
OverJoy wan kill them...lol

Two of my cousins who wia interviewed in MCC owerri last weeknd have receieved congaturatory text frm diamondbank,they wia told they will be contacted shortly.
Who knws hw long it's going to be.
??

katsina camp is one of the finest camps in the country..it is more of a 3star hotel with mordern facilities.
It shares compound with the katsina skills acquisation programme.
The toilets are cool,the bed space are also ok.
My advice to anyone going there by this time of the year(ppl dt are nt use to northern enviroment) is that u go with a blanket because it wil be terribly cold and freezing by ds time of the year.
It will also be very very sunny..katsina has one kind funny weather.. Very sunny in day time and terribly cold at nite
I enjoyed my 3weeks camping aldo all my mind ws set on getting redeployed after camp.
I ws lucky to hv gotten redeployed immediately after d 3weeks camp bt my friends dt stayed bk said they hv no choice bt to enjoy their service year there.
The truth of the matter is that katsina is one of the peaceful states in the north but one can never predict all ds terrorist, they can spring up suprise at d least expected time.
So,my advice to anone going to jega camp is apply caution and enjoy ur service year...
If u set ur mind on redeployment u will nt enjoy camp.

dayokanu: Ekwueme was the founder of the PDP most of those Igbo senators contested under.

So Ekwueme has no regards in his own house

The word is 'Ibo' and not 'Igbo'. Don't know from where u got ur 'Igbo'.
I wnt to know if OBJ has total regard in hs own house,last time he celebrated hs birthday no single SW govanor attended except sending there deputies.

phemybof: abeg shut up ur dirty mouth. Ar u telin us dat al election cary out y in 1999,2003,2007 ar rigging free? OBASANJO was behind d issue of riging election tru out d fedration. YARADUA was evn confes dat election dat brot im to aso-rock was riged b4 PDP elders say 'shut-up,u ar not surpos to be sayin so' dat wat cause BUARI to cry n ginger d issue of BOKO HARAM. He promis to b chalengin PDP til death. PDP knos dat dey neva won fedra witout rigin. ACN / TINUBU dey jus mak d use of chance wt SALAMI as YORUBA. If YORUBA's ar much sensible non of them shld be PDP again wt wat OBJ ntn for 8years of prsdnt,he evn treatin TINUBU den. YORUBA wt bias mind,AWOLOWO evn regret of bin yoruba 4 wot dey to im(AKINTOJA,ADELABU n action group). YORUBA, KOSI OHUN TI O LE SE, TI YIO TE WON LORUN.

Bros ds one na transltion of Yoruba to English..
U dey vex o,u for just talk d whole tin for yoruba na. Am very sure most nairalanders will have difficulty understanding d message u want to pass across.