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Lol.. this question should be for the newbie. I be pro now so tey no girl dey know if I wan cum, except I want to give the girl that impression.

It’s really funny when most of you do mention y’all girls know when you bout to cum..

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You later got a place bruh??

Person wey confused

The guy na better scammer and time waster.

Na the gate opposite us. The man one wicked die.. Within 3 months this man go surely tear any of our ball wey enter erm compound. E get one day wey ball enter, per Omo Ope wey i be. I jump fence enter erm compound. Na cane old taker dey use beat erm goat. E use knack me for head. 3 weeks i no fit come out. But we pay am back for one Xmas time.

Old taker no know say we don mean am die. As 24 night set in. Wey everybody don return from church settle. Na so we lite knock out direct am to erm house.
As the first one sound, old taker come out come para for us say e go get all of all arrested that night. Papa still dey brag dey go. When one one of our nigga lite another one. Old taker run inside.
Na so our morale boost. We lite everywhere.
We don mean the werey die


E later come with police for 28th dey find niggas.

Like those time we still be like 15 wey this man go bring police to carry us.

The chairman for that street intervened. Cus dem don bundle all of us. Na where we Dey play ball for that even. Dem come close us.

Go back to someone who doesn’t value you? Y’all lots won’t just ceased amazing me. And stop saying you’re a student of shola, you’er just one of his Twitter followers who are there to increases his twitters likes and engagement, you failed his class woefully, you shouldn’t be make to repeat class, you should be expelled!!

Cus you no be student at all. Shola I know is a king, and a king values himself the most.

But you are a confused fellow who don’t even understand what bn valuable mean, that’s why your girl will never value you.


My apology if I take things too personal, but damn you have low esteem. How tf will you consider going back to someone you mentioned doesn’t valued you?

Relationship is not a must ok? Work on yourself first. Once you’er valuable, they all come for you.

Here’s a short tip man.

Gold and water are both valuable natural resources.
Water has much value than Gold and more essential while gold on the other hand limit it’s circle.
Gold don’t go to people, but water do visits people, at a point people start to ridiculed water, because till date people never know how essential water is, because of it much availability whenever people needs her. But this same people risks their lives for gold, who won’t even do quarter of what water is doing for them.

The point is when you know your worth, people will valued you, but if you failed to realized your worth on time, you’ll be ridiculed forever.

Keep your head straight kings.

Na family matter nothing concern me. If Na Africa all this things dey happen, the world we carry on their normal activities not withstanding.

trevorhorace:
Ewu zamfara.. Keep on bleating about the bush

you don’ see your battery charge? Goat

trevorhorace:
Wow I underrated your stupidity . Appreciating our natural resources and artifacts doesn't mean I'm interested in selling them.

You talk too much Nigga, if you wan appreciate enter bush olofo

trevorhorace:
The thorns foreign tourists and scientists would pay premium ticket to come and view or harvest to their own land. Black man black brain.

Why you no enter bush go find am find oyinbo go sell am for. knucklehead

trevorhorace:
if den say this tree dey Canada now, you for dey gush.

no be everybody be like you guy. You see thorns for tree body. You dey tell me I go dey gush.

Orunmila tree for my village be this one. But Why everything about nigeria no just follow? Shey dem curse this country ni..
Why our own dey always different and ugly

Very confused gender.
The other day it was one stupid girl too faking rape story on Twitter.
They will fake kidnapped, fake rape, fake orgarms, fake moan, fake pregnancy tes.

The way she make the story look so real on Twitter I even waste my precious MB, repost for the fool, dey tag influencers.

This days before I bleep any girl I dey always tell am we go do video oh. Better sex tape wey you go dey tell me Gimme more Zaddy.
If she gree fine, if she no gree make she wear her pant back. Come dey go your house Shikena
I no wan see myself for blog few weeks later accused of rape. Make I no come get anything to defend myself.

My own advice be say. anything you wan do with a girl for this life get evidence ma Nigga.

Just bunch of greedy old fools. They failed to secured the ticket, hence the defection. Like say dem built the senate house for their papa.


It’s cool to see most of them didn’t get to clinch the ticket for another bid tho. Nothing dem wan do, make new set enter jare. Let’s hope the new set too do something tangible and not just come there and loot only like this greedy block heads.

thoollz:
Everything has skyrocketed, tokunbo cars that used to cost 1.2m or less are going for over 3m. I've never seen a government that's so anti-people, anti-progress, anti-goodlife like this Satanic government led by Buhari and his cohorts.

Imagine cars of over 18 years costing that much. Other countries (even African) are making progress, we're just moving backwards at a fast pace.

I really wish we've competent people running for presidency in 2023, because tbh, I don't have any faith in any of the aspirants. Most of them are fake and we the masses are beclouded by sentiments (same as what happened in 2015).

you took this words outta my mouth. You so valid bruh

All of them are fake. One is even using the same format Buhari use to win 2015 elections. I have two shoes. My graduate children have no rides.

Tinubu will perform, judging by what he did in Lagos.
But sincerely man is old. Wetin e Dey find? He just want it to be in record he was a president too. Dem go use am give am slots for heaven?? To me man is just bn greedy. He should have just leave it for Osinbanjo and Amaechi, not like they saint tho, But Amaechi really perform as a minister.

Atiku, this one is a better failure. No sellable record Su all.

I box chair and wall till I had a dislocation. I just blamed myself for loving her genuinely. It’s all in the past tho.

donofdons:
Just out of curiosity, did you gain anything by remaining alive? I am wondering whether I should just go too, but have this feeling that I may miss something.

Assuming say I hold bah, would have love ask you if you don’t mind make we ball out, touch like 4 cities, Island, Owerri, Gwagwalada etc, clubbing, sightseeing, recreations. e sure me after two weeks suicide thoughts go tell you bye.
If money no dey today, e go dey tomorrow, e don tey wey we dey talk am but trust me e still follow.
Norms everybody go later die, we just no know the time and season.

Just hang on my bruh. Good thing comes to those who wait. It’s not going to be a easy journey but eventually it’s going to worth it.

Meanwhile tryna change your circle my bruh. Let’s start from there.

If e say na joint account e want, give am nau

Jeon:
lolz.

WTF is lolz?

Anything DJ YK Mule!
I don dey trips be that oh

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This guy stupidity is power by 10000 kva mikano generator

Dem supposed find you gun you down.

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Nice gesture..
I pray for God’s healing on this country.

I no even dey support any youths. Na so one girl swallow our departmental money last year.

Our general secretary too collaborate with our financial secretary this year carry NAPES money JP

Now dem dey talk dem no know as the money take move, say na our Engineering yahoo boys hack the account withdraw funds.
We still dey on the matter.

Modified: Social director sef say make all of us pay 2k each make department rent lounge make we club overnight. He rake in almost 650k

If you see the werey place the guy collect.. water sef no dey the swimming pool again. E sure me amount that guy use arrange everything no fit pass 70k.

Three weeks later Gabito buy 12 pro max buy JBL flip join. Boys wan change am for am, but Nigga sef gallant, don settle dem landlords wey matter for inside campus.

Na so so mascom girls dey find am come Engineeering departmental everyday.

Youth go worst pass all this old men sef. Aswer.
Yahaya Bello and Desmond Eliot na living testimony.
I no know why everything about naija different. Shey dem curse us ni?

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Karlovych:
Meanwhile a drug baron and money laundering hoodlum is contesting for the highest position in government

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planetE:
I swear this APC primary matter sweet pass any champions league final match

Says someone who no dey watch football