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for this regime Buhari should pls take his change & give us our balance.
Biko me personally I'm not doing again!!!!!!!!😠😠🙄

why does the movie **ITORO** keep coming to my mind........things don't just happen guys...think outside the box

Wedonsa...Englishan

Nonnyflex:
Jonathan getting older her wife getting fresher ... Maybe I am having eye problem.. Or am I?

Really... It remains the test of knowledge until an alternative surfaces

[quote author=Emerald94 post=61867996][/quote]Wait til evening

[quote author=chinedubrazil post=61859064]another riddle for genius
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in a room, there are two doors, a table and a chair and there is also 6inches round hole at the ceiling.
ade want to escape from that dungeon(room), one door leads to a hungry lion and the other door leads to a glass tunnel with high radiation from sun which would even kill ade if he mistakenly open that door.
so how can he escape from that room?

He 'all wait till evening when the sun is setting and then pass through the glass tunnel

Adaku....wow...cute boys

Wow..happy married life to them
God wen do am for you e go do am for me eh

Really... And I've never liked coconut

For me... Sunday is a special worship day.... There are weekly church activities but there's something spectacular about that of sunday

I am a Christian because that's who I am.......a coconut tree can not grow mangos.....as my heavenly Father is so I'm i[color=#006600][/color]

Very soon this pictures will start trending on Facebook and you will hear lines like this...

Witch crash landed while flying back from the meeting... God will expose every witch........

Girl dealt with by angry move for trying to kidnap a baby in lekki......etc

I love this... The respect in the African culture is one that should be emulated by the Whites...... But what happens when he wants to go back.....just thinking... Anyway THANKGOD FOR U BRO[color=#000099][/color]

Kemi...kemi...pls shift let me have a better view

it's an eye for an eye...so what's the ish

DSS are on the way....FFK

#498.....we can do better

thank God they didn't throw shoes,chairs and blows like some others

Chai..chai..this guy sef..na only you waka go their house [in PEJ's voice]

Is it just me or something.....this doesn't look like genny to me

This guys again!!!.....this is only possible when there is an INSIDER

I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I was so excited. That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying, “We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg. So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?” He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief. Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!” The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10? Shiiii. So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky. Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap. Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the soap?” Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of Nigeria. I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time Lagos na

I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I was so excited. That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying, “We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg. So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?” He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief. Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!” The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10? Shiiii. So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky. Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap. Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the soap?” Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of Nigeria. I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time Lagos na

Nigeria can be better if we can put aside religious and tribal sentiments........as for Ikokwu all's well said but i think that if you ask every Nigerian they definitely would have one or two demands to make.............let's just give mr president some time cos he also has plans which he thinks would be beneficial to Nigerians

Then we need to pray.........God save your people........
I have thought about this and it pains me to know that the church now welcomes anything......God save your people......
The problem there is the competition amongs churches..formally we had OUR CHURCH.....bt now everyone is saying MY CHURCH
pastors establishing churches here and there
little wonder there is no more power in the church because......THE GLORY HAS DEPARTED

Happy married life to them..........God blessyour union

pfijacobs:
False story... I live few compounds away from dem... The boi was caught in his own wickedness... Know d full story before u paste rubbish...

pls tell us about it..if for nothing atleeast it will stop or reduce the spread of this false story..

We are just passers by on this earth,no one has come to stay,everyone will die someday.........but please lord bless us with long life so we can live to fulfill our purpose on earth....we shall not be victims of circumstances and the enemy will not cut our life short IJN...amen



RIP mr Ochengele.....we love you bt God loves u more

Dnt know why i'm feeling this way,,,the girl might have set the young man up...........the movie ITORO just keep displaying in my imagination.......i just dnt know why..........
Bt..i dnt support rape....if the young man actually committed the crime...HE SHOULD BE HANGED WITH HIS BALLS

Oh my....indeed a good name is better than precious ointment ....I refuse to be associated or linked to anything BAD

Wow..funny.
A person that counts money after withdrawing from the ATM has Trust Issues.......
Anyway this is naija where every and anything is POSSIBLE

O God bless the work of my hands.......ah there is nothing the lord cannot do....see PHOTOGRAPHERS turn celeb








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