₦airaland Forum

You have just listed all the ingredients for preparing slow food...salt,onion.......and no fast food......the wedding is important but the marriage is what we should be more concerned about..

Whether you eat on ur wedding day,dress beautifully in gold,had ur reception in sun city or your honey moon in the moon..if your marriage doesn't workout well...all is vanity

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thank God Mr president is fine now,,,almost gave me a heart attack...thinking of ASUU strike alone makes me sick,running a small campus fellowship ain't easy at all nt to talk of leading a whole country where lecturers are striking,students protesting,parents complaining,tourist centers now turned into home of terrorism i.e. plateau state,the north is nt peaceful and the south is full of kidnappers to mention bt a few,what can one do?
may God continue to strengthen and keep you in good health Mr president.
God help my country Nigeria

my friend is confused pls help...
Many years ago when he was 23,he was married to a widow who was prety as could be,this widow had a grown up daughter and his father fell i luv wit her nd soon they also got married..........
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This made his dad his son-inlaw and his daughter became his mother cos she became his father's wife
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He Soon had a son,the little baby became brother in-law to his dad cos his dad was married to its elder sister,,nd that made his baby his uncle nd it made him very sad..
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His father's wife then had a baby boy,the baby became his grand child cos it was his daughter's child,his wife became his step mother's mother,which made her his grand mother............
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If his wife is his grand mother,then he is her grand child,,..bt he is married to his grand mother that means he is his own grand pa..........now a thought of this drives him wild,what can he do

cos
we've got many strikers nd ASUP aint qualified for the match........we r
gonna kick them ethiopians ........ UP team NIGERIA.......bt seriously, i'm tired of this
strike gosh!!!

silver and gold have i none bt what i have i will give to you,,,,,u are healed IJN

HOLY GHOST Fair!!!!!!!














now this is funny

Now who's next.................thunder don get competitors

i'm tired of this strike issue................ the strike started on the 1st of july@op

well meaning Nigerians,i hope this strike ends soon......why do i think that this strike is politically motivated?

nt synonym guys:................well 4 me the opposite of opposite is opposite

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omaigala: Now people hide under the canopy of boko haram to do evil. Well, the law of karma is always ever ready. The evil that men do, they say, L̲̅I̲̅V̲̅E̲̅S̲̅, I mean runs after them.

,. no the evil that men do lives with them.. ..nt after them

alaric saltzman: New riddles:
1. She awakes, I touch her and she spreads her legs apart. We are both nervous but I continue. Finally the white liquid comes. What happened
2. The first 2 letters of this English word refer to a male, the first three refer to a female, the first 4 to a great man and the whole word is a great woman. What is the word?

3. Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

4. I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

5. I am a seven letter word, you read me daily. Letters 567 increase every year. The 3rd and 4th letters are the same and my 325 letters cover about 70% of the world. What am I?

1*Cow 2*Heroine 3*GRY 4** 5*Message

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Nw dats funny ;DNw dats funny

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Ur sis is 98yrs OLD cos u are jst 2yrs older

Hmmm...she is in love with him.....:-D:-@,bt hey..its possible that he changed while in prison nw u ar in luv wit him dnt 4get CHANGE IS CONSTANT

Hmmm...she is in love with him.....:-D:-@

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9ce one