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Celebrities / Re: Singer May D Laughs Off Marriage Rumor To White Girlfriend, Caroline [PICS] by emeraldknytt(m): 12:57pm On Oct 21, 2016
see as he be like donkey grin.

For the last photo, The black na charcoal while the white na light.
Religion / Re: 9 Miracles By Nigerian Pastors That Are Too Good To Be True by emeraldknytt(m): 12:52pm On Oct 21, 2016
divinehand2003:
8. Pastor gives congregants petrol to drink

Some pastors don’t mind going too far to show the powerful things God can do. To demonstrate his miraculous power, a certain controversial South African pastor, Daniel Lesego of the Rabboni Centre, prayed over a bottle which according to him contained petrol, to be turned to pineapple juice. He then gave members of congregation to drink. After consuming the content of the bottle, his congregants testified that indeed, it tasted like juice and asked for more.
This guy go fit turn weewee to zobo o... Pineapple juice.... want more, that man's 128mb memory has been kwarrupted.. walahi grin


OAM4J, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

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Religion / Re: 9 Miracles By Nigerian Pastors That Are Too Good To Be True by emeraldknytt(m): 12:48pm On Oct 21, 2016
divinehand2003:
8. Pastor gives congregants petrol to drink

Some pastors don’t mind going too far to show the powerful things God can do. To demonstrate his miraculous power, a certain controversial South African pastor, Daniel Lesego of the Rabboni Centre, prayed over a bottle which according to him contained petrol, to be turned to pineapple juice. He then gave members of congregation to drink. After consuming the content of the bottle, his congregants testified that indeed, it tasted like juice and asked for more.
This guy go fit turn weewee to zobo o... Pineapple juice.... want more, that man's 128mb memory has been kwarrupted.. walahi; D
Religion / Re: 9 Miracles By Nigerian Pastors That Are Too Good To Be True by emeraldknytt(m): 12:38pm On Oct 21, 2016
If You carry bomb and see this kind person for dream, just swallow the bomb jejely grin


Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44 , ishilove

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Religion / Re: 9 Miracles By Nigerian Pastors That Are Too Good To Be True by emeraldknytt(m): 12:35pm On Oct 21, 2016
All these miracles Never seem to work on Me. The other day, a Pastor was praying and speaking in tongue, he blew air to my head I remained unshaken; he shouted 'come out', i still dey look am; He pushed me but I was unshaken like a rock... when he noticed the congregation were loosing patience, he came closer and said, "Mr man, you must FALL!" shoo! that one na Prayer or na punchline? Before I knew it, He land me one slap naso I just fall yakata.... Pastor say, "Praise the Lord" I reply am say "Your DADA!"....Abeg who get demon for body; moi or Pastor grin

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Crime / Re: Rapists Kill Pregnant Woman In Ikorodu, Lagos (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:24am On Oct 21, 2016
Omigosh! What is with these senseless killings in Ikorodu axis? What is the police doing to check the gradual increase in the rate of mortality in that place gan.... Later on, the men in black claim to be our friend.... I wonder why there isn't a vigilante group in that axis... this is really saddening sad

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Crime / Re: Ogun Bricklayer Accused Of Robbery, Tortured To Death (photo) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2016
Eventually, if the accused is found not guilty, what will be the response if the woman who brought hoodlums to stomp the man? I know everything ends with sorry, mi o moomo as though they can try this with gargantuan looters, who leech the national treasury dry angry ...Animals amongst Humans

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Haves Fun With Pilot And Airport Staff As He Jets Out To Benin(pics/video by emeraldknytt(m): 7:17am On Oct 21, 2016
This na head or na coconut grin
Crime / Re: Three Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 12- Year-old by emeraldknytt(m): 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2016
Op, you be tiff oh. Only you open thread, You FTC, You STC, why not TTC as well. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man In Tears As His Fiancee Dies In Accident Weeks To Their Wedding by emeraldknytt(m): 9:51pm On Oct 20, 2016
Aww! Guys, is that an angel? embarassed
Food / Re: Monitor Lizard killed near where chickens are reared. by emeraldknytt(m): 9:14pm On Oct 20, 2016
azeeza:
Wetin be the difference between Monitor Lizard and Aligator self?
Monitor lizard is meant for monitoring while alligator is used for allegations grin, is that all?

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Crime / Re: Robber Beaten, Tied Up Like BUSHMEAT By Locals In Edo (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2016
With such treatment, no beating is required... Just rub oil and spice his body with chilli pepper and Maggi Irawo... and barbecue his life grin







Na Joke o
Crime / Re: Video:custom Kills 3,injures Many In Lagos While Trying To Arrest Rice Smuggler by emeraldknytt(m): 6:02pm On Oct 20, 2016
Gee!, the unnecessary bloodshed is appalling, see sporadic shooting and mehn, I wonder if these guys were ever trained in weaponry. Just Imagine, no wonder nollywood folks end up blowing knockout in the name of shooting, they took their cue from these folks. sad
Celebrities / Re: Hot Lady With Massive Hips & Dangerous Curves Causes Brouhaha On Instagram [PIC] by emeraldknytt(m): 5:25pm On Oct 20, 2016
Tolexander:
Idimu - Lagos State

Idiroko- Ogun state

Iseyin Oyo State
Idi-araba
Idi-arere
Idi-isin
Idi-oosa

All in Oyo state. grin

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Politics / Re: You Have No Brains, No Sense, Amosun Tells Aggrieved Ogun Workers by emeraldknytt(m): 9:24am On Oct 20, 2016
I recall vividly during the last election in my state, electorates were easily coerced to vote for the party, whose henchmen gave them N40 yoghurt under the scorching sun... Imagine selling your votes for N40 kpere grin If I talk now, they'll call me a zombie... better I keep it low lipsrsealed before they come for my small head. grin

You guys just gotta manage the CHAINS afterall, we bade you GOODLUCK

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Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by emeraldknytt(m): 9:14am On Oct 20, 2016
lookingfly:
so I'd an account containing the so called 1.1b is linked to her account due to bvn, so what's wrong with that or was she trying to withdraw from the account that contains 1.1b, no. She was only trying to withdraw from her own account, and the next thing dss are already everywhere trying to arrest her and her babe. Pls tell me is the Justice in this case. If not for bvn, would they trace any account to hers. If they claim 1.1b is in her husband's account, why not go and catch the husband or was she the one that stole the so called money.
Once an account is registered in your name, you are automatically a signatory to that account (more or less the owner) that implies that the account in question is managed by both of them as a joint account. No one is arresting an 8 months Child, she was with her mother, do you expect her to give her child away? Besides, she wasn't arrested, she was only confined by the bank following the order of the EFCC. If she get sense, she could have requested a call or atleast contacted her lawyer. The stinkingly rich don't have much sense as we ajekpakos do. The EFCC is a law Enforcing Agency, they have the right to arrest, question, instrust, file a law suit, prosecute, probe, stalk anyone including you and Me. It is left up me to go the law against them if I am found not guilty to express the privacy invasion and inconvenience... Its just like a FRSC official stopping a car, he does so because it is a power inherent in him. Such car driver is to comply, whether he is in a hurry or not; innocent or guilty; right or wrong; noble or common as failure do so automatically makes him a suspect. Do u get it now?
Career / Re: Things To Consider Before Dating A Co-worker by emeraldknytt(m): 6:50am On Oct 20, 2016
durocity:
,
nony43:
T
Opistorincos:
grin
otijah:
Ok
Ayoswit:
k
Land Owners Association of Nairaland, I Hail una o grin

Personally, I believe the level of jealousy of one's boss should come to consideration, cos I don't know how well a temperamental boss is gonna cope seeing an employee with the employee, who has turned down his advances.

That's ma point. Thank you. I leave the rest to the poster below, I think he has more to say, cheesy
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Celebrities / Re: All You Need To Know About Femi Adebayo’s Newly Wedded Wife (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:49pm On Oct 19, 2016
[size=33pt]Linda!!!![/size]
Romance / Re: Banana/plantain/carrot/cucumber/cassava ( For Females) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:24pm On Oct 19, 2016
bbmpin:
You are a devilishly primitive clown

You are a sickly inept peon and a loathsome sheep-molesting gruesome vista to all eyes assaulted by the sight of you

Degenerate halitosis-infested malfunctioning little twerp, vapid disease-ridden dreg of the Internet

Morally empty corrupted maggot angry #fish tank brain
the person wey do you like this, E NO GO BETTER FOR AM

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls So Insecure About Themselves? by emeraldknytt(m): 9:59pm On Oct 19, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
? What . Aw naw ,I was just clowning.
~~
For the most part i don't think women actually DO compete with pretty boys
Maybe feel a little "unworthy" if i may use the word,
because she feels he's more attractive but......
You get time oooooo undecided
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by emeraldknytt(m): 9:49pm On Oct 19, 2016
SmartChoices:

it may be the only honourable thing left to do for you
[color=006600] It, simply, isn't controversial that corruption is deeply ingrained in you; body, mind, soul and spirit. I can relate to it if you were from Togo or Lake Chad, but running that infested mouth of yours is very unapologetic, atleast not by a long mile.. I might want to advice you to protest if FFk and his snowwhite are arraigned in court... since you seem to perceive the BRUTAL TREATMENT dished to the wife by confining her in a bank hall[/color]
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by emeraldknytt(m): 9:26pm On Oct 19, 2016
An account was linked to ffk and his wife via a dual bvn identity, this same account is purportedly said to have an amount resulting to a whooping N1.1bn.
lookingfly, I made it clear that 'an account' not the one up there... I can see you missing on so many things so I'd presume you are backing your claim without ample information.. Fight against corruption is a collective call... The APC is the major problem and it will be shamed inch by inch by an opposition come 2019 that is if buhari doesn't look into the party's prominent flaw.
Business / Re: Who's Got A Sharp And Lucrative Business I Can Invest 100k On by emeraldknytt(m): 8:29pm On Oct 19, 2016
DLondonboiy:

Who is this one? People of influence are talking not those that repair phones..thanks.

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Puts Babybump On Display [PICS] by emeraldknytt(m): 8:26pm On Oct 19, 2016
honeygirl17:
Not FP worthy
walahi angry

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Family / Re: Fire Burn Survivor Whose Baby Bump pics went viral gives Birth. by emeraldknytt(m): 8:12pm On Oct 19, 2016
There is no greater bond than that of a mother with her child..... It still strikes me as odd when useless nonsensical ladies throw babies in disgraceful places like gutters, dump sites, trashbins and so on.... A laudable woman, you are. smileyt smileyt

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Business / Re: Who's Got A Sharp And Lucrative Business I Can Invest 100k On by emeraldknytt(m): 7:31pm On Oct 19, 2016
jimi4us:
Nairabet sure game. Chelsea to lose 4 matches from their next game.
habiham:
Supplying ice cream fan ice product to secondary school... if u can get like 3 or more private secondary schools
jimi4us:
ok, how about MMM
DLondonboiy:
Play 5mins draw in all the today's champions league games.....collect 250k ten minutes later...
Are these the mature minds you speak of? undecided

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Romance / Re: I Want To Know What Can Make A Full Grown Man To Rape An Under Age? by emeraldknytt(m): 1:44pm On Oct 19, 2016
you never hear say kongi na baaassstarrrrd!
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by emeraldknytt(m): 1:42pm On Oct 19, 2016
bwahahahahahahaha... Even the goat Sef tie headgear with gloves grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Men Who Photocopied Naira Notes In Rivers State Arrested In A Bank by emeraldknytt(m): 1:29pm On Oct 19, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
Operatives of the Rumuepirikom Division of the Rivers State Police Command, on October 18, 2016, arrested three suspected fraudsters in connection with circulating fake currency notes. They are Andrew Ogah ‘m’, Ozoemena Okeke ‘m’, and Helen Ozoemena Okeke ‘f’.

I checked, I saw and I confirmed- They never change the same dumb way of bamboozling... pathetic imbeci1es

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Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by emeraldknytt(m): 1:13pm On Oct 19, 2016
emmydollars4life:

But is a big shame that people working for public can lie against them, it might be anyone 2moro, this is very bad, the said account what Efcc claimed was above 2m, what is different from this account and every other regular person account.
An account holding a sum of N1.1bn nairas was linked to her and her husby bvn.... This May be a decoy to get to the root of this matter.
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Denies Her Account Was Used To Launder Money by emeraldknytt(m): 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2016
lookingfly:
did you see the ppl that deposited the money, did they have any affiliate with fg. You have eyes but you can't see. How much is 2.4m sef that you and efcc are disturbing our ear drums. When the likes of amaechi, fashola, buratai have starked millions and own assets abroad, ppl like will you will hypocritically keep mute.
It is very pathetic to know that you are not following this news with a fair conclusion. An account was linked to ffk and his wife via a dual bvn identity, this same account is purportedly said to have an amount resulting to a whooping N1.1bn. Thousands of Nigerian are suffering out there with absolutely nothing to eat or live for yet some are living lavish and enjoy the national wealth of this nation amongst themselves and their families. PMB, swore to fight against corruption which evidently he's doing. Call it witch hunting, another administrator will uncover the APC tracks as well, nothing... no one lasts forever.
Now, I want to plead with you to allow the EFCC to do its lawful duties. if a charge is brought up against her, let her call a lawyer or something and stop pushing brutal allegations against the Law Enforcing Agency. And if eventually she is found not guilty, she can go to law against the EFCC with an inchoate investigation charge and any other thing she's got to say. A fine could be passed, making her and her family not only richer but blessed with the nation's impunity.
Here I am, speaking as a Democrat, not a zombie not a wailer but a person who wants the good of you, me and millions of Nigerians

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