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Education › Re: 300L OOU Student Found Dead Near A River, Body Found After 5 Days (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2016

Oh my Gawd! shocked

5days ago? and still covered in blood stains? i mean, blood is supposed to congeal or wash off since he was in water for quite some days... This is really terrifying and alarming oh.... Maybe he got a double date with a maami water... who knows?

His privates should be inspected.... Ember is here already and ritualists aint gawking.... Have mercy Lord. cry

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Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Advices Nigerians Using Fake Accents by emeraldknytt(m): 3:47pm On Oct 17, 2016

Tell that to Jenifa; as if being you got you to where you are today. Truth is, if you can pull it off without sounding like a Duckwad, You have every reason to make what you sound like enrich your life in all positivity.

Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Celebrates His Mother's 90th Birthday (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 3:39pm On Oct 17, 2016

todaynewsreview:
Senator Ben Murray-Bruce took to Facebook to celebrate his mum as she turns 90. In the spirit of the celebration, he eulogies the great virtues his mum has impacted into him with these word;

"With my mum as she turns 90. I Love her to pieces. She taught me to love and respect women. I am what I am today because God used my mum to mould me."

....

A straight-up verbal reproach to our man who seems to enjoy the cooking in the kitchen, sitting in the living room and the gidigba in the other room... Bruce, no dey form batman oh cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Performs Massive Hips And Bum Implants? (pics And Video) by emeraldknytt(m): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2016

••knock•• ••knock•• is this the other room please? huh

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Celebrities › Re: See Nicki Minaj's Message To Her Haters Who Reacts To Her Twerk Video by emeraldknytt(m): 3:03pm On Oct 17, 2016

Gee! is that english or pinyin shocked

... Who woulda thought she'd speak/type the way she raps.... Real G Niqqur! lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Baby Girl Born Without Arms Learns To Eat, Using Her Feet by emeraldknytt(m): 7:20am On Oct 17, 2016

(TT TT)

Tears & pity centred around surprise....

Romance › Re: Crazy Moment Snake Catcher Releases Hundreds Of Rat Snakes, Cobras And Vipers In by emeraldknytt(m): 8:51pm On Oct 16, 2016

Indomie is ready, lala. Cook for only 25mins not forgetting to spice it up with chilli pepper, moringa and mustard seed.... Fry hot pap with steamed akara and enjoy a snake meal AKA Lalasticlala sauce delicacy...... grin

Politics › Re: Raid: Why I Was Arrested - Justice Dimgba by emeraldknytt(m): 6:20am On Oct 16, 2016

faceURfront:
Stop foaming at the mouth and answer these simple questions, why didn't the DSS come with a search warrant in his name since they had some warrants in other names? why didn't the DSS take him away eventually?

you dont know that guy? He is a certified ogbonge zombie raised to power 2. I would be hardpressed if he ever took his time to ponder over what he says atimes.

If the Judiciary is indicted, there has to be a proof backing the adminstration's move. The major pain will be, retrieving all that money without putting it into any productive use.

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Contribution To Aisha Buhari's Career Development by emeraldknytt(m): 6:12am On Oct 16, 2016

zombie spotted; I've seen, at least heard, of times when husbands dote on her wife, spoil her with goodies and gifts yet that doesnt stop battery and violence. Whatever issue PMB has/had with is wife isnt debatable in the public, cos it shouldnt have made it through so many cracks to the world at large. All your points..ehn this and that, are irrelevant.

Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Sleeping With My Boss Just To Keep My Job. by emeraldknytt(m): 3:13pm On Oct 15, 2016

divinehand2003:
Nollywood script is here.

you garrit bro grin

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Family › Re: Woman Who Gives Birth To Triplet After 17years Shares Her Story. by emeraldknytt(m): 2:32pm On Oct 15, 2016

Truth is, i dont know what form trials and tribulations will emerge as but when the Deed of the Lord is set in motion, ain't nothing stopping, retarding, annulling its effects or destination.

Politics › Re: If I Had $2m I Would Have Abandoned My Horrible Profession - Justice Lima Reacts by emeraldknytt(m): 8:33pm On Oct 12, 2016

Corruption has eaten core-deep into every distinct system in the country. The legislative, which is supposed to maintain the law that checks corruption, is now being accused and even indicted on. OMD, even the petty rice and beans I eat isnt left corruption-free. So many anomalies.

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks President Buhari’s War Against Corruption Fight by emeraldknytt(m): 8:22pm On Oct 12, 2016

what a joke! PMB is no saviour.... we, the subjects, are not ready to be saved... consciously holding previous administration and its affiliates into account without seeing the muck that lurks on the inside... Very shameful to say the least... Most times, i engage in uninspiring tasks (like counting the sticks in a matchbox) to obliterate the thoughts of an economy meltdown and having to cope with it.

GOD HELP US

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Politics › Re: First Pic Of Kidnapped Ex Minister,mrs Mallam After Her Release by emeraldknytt(m): 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2016

I can see the woman at the background wiping off a tear as though tomorrow would be her turn... cheesy

Romance › Re: My Nieces Are Sex Addicts---lady by emeraldknytt(m): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2016

jmichlins:
whenever I see a story with as source I take it with spoonful of salt. Nigeria bloggers and fake stories are like ....... You know na

yeah, we know. 5 and 6 like rice and beans grin

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Romance › Re: I Can't Communicate With My Girlfriend by emeraldknytt(m): 4:30pm On Oct 09, 2016

Tiny23:
I don't get,why do you bring these stories here?

With a whooping 1.8million active users and well a highly numerated number of guests, a huge number of people will benefit from the A2A. Some, like me, will implement the solution(s) proferred and modified by NLers. Bella ain't stingy, it is a revolution.

sorry about the 'it', dunno if you are a male or female.

Celebrities › Re: Meet Bukola The Pillow Seller, Another Olajumoke In The Making by emeraldknytt(m): 8:05am On Oct 09, 2016

I still don't understand how it now works in the modelling plexus; whether you have you have to have to sell bread or pillow in the streets to blend into mainstream modelling. Either ways, God will forever have mercy on those He deem Mercy worthy. Good luck Bukky!

Romance › Re: See What Luv For Sex Did To This Pretty Girl Pix by emeraldknytt(m): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2016

Trust Nigerians to gulp a plateful of ogbono, ewedu, or ila soup and the vibrator vibrates out its merry way grin

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Celebrities › Re: Lol! Check Out These Hilarious Heartbreak Stories In Pictures by emeraldknytt(m): 7:20pm On Oct 07, 2016

All these efforts and this piece may not reach front page grin

Phones › Re: Before You Buy A "30000mah Solar Power Bank", Read This by emeraldknytt(m): 2:46pm On Oct 07, 2016

myatl101:
Guy, read vividly!
OP only mentioned size not number of charging cycles.

What I expected from him is the clarification between what he said before and his mentioned here.
Is he/she talking about the size of the Panel right inside the Power Banks, or the whole couple Power Bank's size?

let me proffer a succinct explanation; you see there are two major materials used to make batteries in powerbanks, the lithium polymer (used for slim/thin powerbanks) and the 18560 aka AAA battery. Op was talking about the lithium po when he related it to a smartphone's battery. However, it isn't that difficult to Identify the capacity of a 18560 powerbank, just examine the case closely and determine how many batteries can fit it. Viola! there you have it... though it isnt as brief as I expected but I hope its clear and comprehensive

thanks for the correction on the previous mention, amigo

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Goes Braless, Flaunts Her Nipples And Curves In Tight Dress by emeraldknytt(m): 1:18am On Oct 06, 2016

rokiatu:
She actually look good true be told. I am no hater.

… Awwn

,,, and you look daaarnnnn goood too, truth be told and I am no flatterer wink

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Family › Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by emeraldknytt(m): 5:27pm On Oct 04, 2016

jesusjewel1:
This is mean....
Are ladies baby-bags that you deep in and get what you want?
Or are we that evil?

Hhhaaannn!!!

Well, I speak for the majority, who has/had been swindled, cheated on and jilted by female lovers. it a booming conception that ladies (not generalizing... b4 y'all come for my small head) are commonly driven by worth and mundane things... I Am yet to see a sane lady get married to someone who is not up to a set scorecard standard. Prove me wrong, mademoiselle

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Stalking Harrysong For Sex Threatens To Kill Him (Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 5:06pm On Oct 04, 2016

I couldn't help but sob at the mediocrity and naivety of Harry songs and the she-doit's conversation .. Absolutely laughable!!!!

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Food › Re: Which Snack Is Your Favourite? by emeraldknytt(m): 4:56pm On Oct 04, 2016

After fasting six-to-six, and a well roasted boli and EPA is dropped at my domot

Education › Re: SS2 Student In Akwa Ibom Built A Battery Operated Car. by emeraldknytt(m): 4:49pm On Oct 04, 2016

Incredible creativity! Nice work Samuel! ... The bitter truth is; your debut starts and ends here.

Guys, I Am not being mean....#No_hard_feelings

Family › Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by emeraldknytt(m): 4:26pm On Oct 04, 2016*

My brother, my only candid advice is to find someone to pop out kids for you. what I Am saying in essence is, don't think of getting married to true loving Nigerian lady or any woman who is gonna be a 100% with such period of check and see… cos our women only dance to the tune of Dallas and Nairas. The economy is hard and the HUSTLE IS REAL YOU are warned.

AJA (girls) Gberaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy

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Nairaland General › Re: Ace Comedian Basketmouth Loses Mom by emeraldknytt(m): 9:24am On Oct 04, 2016*

Rip Mrs Basketmouth.
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Take heart Basketmouth

Bright, this your matter ehn, you sure sey you no wan go see baba arugbo.... undecided

Crime › Re: Man Burns 8-year-old Stepson's Hand On Hot Stove For Allegedly Stealing N200 by emeraldknytt(m): 9:12am On Oct 04, 2016

All these news, flying around these days, are disheartening. It's a Nigerian setting, not wanting to hear the word "step"... As though they (step-son, step-mother,,,,) are a different entity from the galaxy. OP, can we at least see pics

Romance › Re: Guy Staring At A Lady's Cleavage In A Club (Photo) by emeraldknytt(m): 9:36pm On Oct 03, 2016

BeeBeeOoh:
No just come my side with this kinda dress because grammar no go save u

yah right man. The milk factory dou,,,,,, giving full nutrients inspite the recession. Mere looking at it,,,, I am revitalized,,,, rejuvenated.... ah what a wonderful world! cheesy

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Romance › Re: Is It Right To Care About The Happiness Of An Ex After Leaving Her? by emeraldknytt(m): 9:24pm On Oct 03, 2016

As a human; YES… As an animal; NO

Politics › Re: When Heaven Is Annoyed With You! Everything Will Stop Working Well For You by emeraldknytt(m): 12:33pm On Oct 03, 2016

shey dove no go chop national cake ni ? huh

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