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Crime / Re: Young Boy Nabbed In Lagos After Stealing From His Host (photo) by emeraldknytt(m): 2:47pm On Nov 20, 2016
My goodness! There is no child, just pre-adults. He should be rehabilitated in the barracks... We must have next-gen harbouring such criminal ideas.
Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Switch Off Your Phone Before Removing the battery by emeraldknytt(m): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2016
Flashh:
This is it. embarassedembarassedembarassed
That is a blushing smiley unless it doubles as a crying one… Thanks

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Always Switch Off Your Phone Before Removing the battery by emeraldknytt(m): 1:10pm On Nov 20, 2016
...I almost cried the day my phone shut down while I was on a brink of finishing a reoccurring failed mission on Dungeon Hunter 5... sad Seriously, we need a crying smiley

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Crime / Re: How We Found The Headless Bodies Of My Three Children — Horrified Mother by emeraldknytt(m): 1:05pm On Nov 20, 2016
I think now I've found a good reason to birth 7~10 kids even if one is incapable of fending for them all. Bet Why kids?? why not goats?? sad
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Pay Your Tithes And Offerings Through Someone? by emeraldknytt(m): 11:02am On Nov 20, 2016
Legend87:


What i really meant is giving to someone to pay on my behalf in church and not as if i'm givng to him or her in place of the church.. In terms of the needy, i do give. And i can humbly say i'm a giver.
May I ask if the church in context is the one you previously membered in?
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Pay Your Tithes And Offerings Through Someone? by emeraldknytt(m): 10:41am On Nov 20, 2016
It is a good thing you've decided to give back to God but I don't see any (not much) sense at the thought of paying tithes via a surrogate.

There is this song Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers (the needy) that, you do unto me'.

Nothing beats putting your contributions in a productive place not just some arbitrary location where you do not know how the religiously and judiciously it will be used.

Look around you, there must be that family that's got nothing to live on, even if they do not portray the need. Check out for kids you can reach out too. Such things are what the church ought to look into with majority of the funds it inputs...

God bless you as you take into heart and hearken to what I just made a point of.
Crime / Re: Little Girl Was Kidnapped In Kuje, Abuja By A Woman Last Night - Photos by emeraldknytt(m): 7:32am On Nov 20, 2016
JesusmyGod1:
if the dad was a Christian this wouldn't have happened,

anyway she will be found Amen
Religious bigot. Even Jesus expressed his love for little kids- Islam or Christian, Jew or Gentile.
The Lord who made a lost axe float in a river will surely bring back to you what is missing, Amen.


Any thing with relation to you should be chopped to cubes and fed to pigs
That's too extreme but that bloke is not humane at all, maybe a fugitive who xscaped from yabaleft. Olòshí

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Family / Re: Between An Immature Young Guy And An Older Man by emeraldknytt(m): 11:26pm On Nov 19, 2016
anitank:


Thanks. That's exactly what I'm doing now, cutting him some slacks but I want to make sure my emotions are not beclouding my judgments. Sometimes I feel I'm being too hard on him, other times I feel I'm making too many excuses for him. You just can't have it all. As for my boy, he'd definitely choose the one who buys him games, skate shoes and chocolates....I would too
Well then, there you have it. From another angle, I see twenies doting(dote) on you... Maybe, you just so resplendent to him, you do not know thus driving him bananas and ehm... making him want to please you IN ANY WAY NECESSARY. As for emotions and judgement, the heart decides to keep waltzing to the tune of 'childlikeness' or to comprehend that no one is 100% however, we tend to blend. You could try to take some implicit vetting; making enquiries on how social and 'manly' he is when faced with a challenge (just like his sang froid) or opposition... You never can tell, maybe perfect maybe not. I know, apart from doubling up for a bump in my bank account, I tend to do and reiterate some silly things all for love.
A million apologies for the 'twenies' substitute...

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Politics / Re: Badmus Dolapo Becomes Certified PR Personnel (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:53pm On Nov 19, 2016
uvalued:
na makeup
No mynd them. Prettiest or wetyn them call am.... Pretty my @ass!
Family / Re: Between An Immature Young Guy And An Older Man by emeraldknytt(m): 10:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
anitank:


Lol no! Like I said it's nothing about money here. We've only spoken for a couple of weeks now and I've seen him just once with his family. Trust me it's nothing close to what you're thinking right now.

As to why he's not married at forty. He said the doctor-lady he had wanted to marry said she wanted something more "unique" than he could offer. I don't know what that means but it's damn too funny cheesy. So since then he hasn't found someone
I got the part where you inferred that you aren't monetarily driven or attached to either of them. I think you can cut the twenies some slack and begin to spend some quality time with him. Seeing how intellectually and socially mature you are, there are bound to be changes, no matter how minute. As for my Boss, yeah yeah, I presume whatever should be 'unique' is buying her a private jet or an estate in Texas(hehehe. Jk) but whatever it is, it shouldn't be so out of reach contextually (there is a reason for keeping that a Ssssikrit)..

Eitherways, the heart wants what it wants, You can begin to influence, mold and shape twenies into that man you want him to become without being demanding, overbearing and uninspiring. Twenies seems, to me, like the MVP here.... If I were in your shoes, I'd call my son and ask him who he prefers (a basic unanimous decision will never counter and two heads are better than one. The other best head you've got is your son's) *modified *. Well, the answer is quite obvious and shiny too. Goodluck.
All this typing seriously needs to add up in figures in my bank account abi smiley

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Family / Re: Between An Immature Young Guy And An Older Man by emeraldknytt(m): 10:14pm On Nov 19, 2016
Well, you haven't said enough about the Man in his forties like, if he's ever got a wife or still single. You still need to know who understands you better and most especially, he who is forgiving and very very sexual (not prurient ). So far from your story, the late twenies has a trait that turns you off (or at least gives you a rethink) while Boss, huh, is yet to exude his not-so-good demeanor (maybe there is something you're not telling us)... I am not so good with things that aren't money making though, I believe you will gravitate towards he that gives you Tranquility and Bliss

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Crime / Re: Woman Dies After Being Gang Raped Along With Her 3 Daughters In Kenya by emeraldknytt(m): 8:05pm On Nov 19, 2016
This is how some e-diots get themselves infected with STIs, the internet is no good either (no thanks to porn accessibility). I wonder when we will get it right in Africa. After carting away their monies, they still had the urge to have carnal knowledge of the girls- SMH #facepalm... which way Africa?
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Husband That The Daughters He Loves So Much Don’t Belong To Him by emeraldknytt(m): 7:52pm On Nov 19, 2016
Pidgin2:

Please
afanide:




It means 'Please'
Thank you so much...guys wink wink
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Husband That The Daughters He Loves So Much Don’t Belong To Him by emeraldknytt(m): 12:46pm On Nov 19, 2016
afanide:
Abasi Mbok shocked shocked shocked
Abegi, what does 'Mbok' mean ?? e don tey wey I wan dey ask

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Politics / Re: Badmus Dolapo Becomes Certified PR Personnel (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 12:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
Keep fooling yourselves, Even Akpororo pity the worwor/ugliness wey dey behind all that make-up undecided

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Education / Re: Making First Class Has Changed My Life Forever –ismail, Unilorin Best Graduate by emeraldknytt(m): 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2016
... Even your best is yet to be seen, Shine on Star

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Crime / Re: Heartbreaking! Redeem Pastor To Be Hanged For Killing His Wife (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 11:49am On Nov 19, 2016
Evil spirit possession Pastors, nowadays have been known to do some extraordinarily diabolical acts that have me thinking why they shouldn't be stripped of that title once they are charged with an offence... 76stabs is badass of the highest order... Can't say much against a supposed man of God sad
Celebrities / Re: Austine Okorodudu Uses Tricycle For His Wedding (pics) by emeraldknytt(m): 11:42am On Nov 19, 2016
She Knorr like Bugatti , She knorr like Ferrari… She say nah Bajaj oh... I can feel the Three-Legged Love from here grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Caught Husband Sleeping With A Mum, Jumped From Her Apartment And Died by emeraldknytt(m): 11:36am On Nov 19, 2016
Not surprised. Jet Li, on many occasions, jumped from high rise buildings and skyscrapers. I am sure she'll survive to give her testimony..


Never take a Bend for an End in Life… She obviously didn't think about her poor child.. Ódé angry

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Phones / Re: Beware Of Fake GLO Recharge Cards by emeraldknytt(m): 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2016
MrBONE2:
well said Bros!May Great One Of KiVuKi Land bless you. grin
Gyarbonka. grin
...and you too and yourself grin ... which kain blessing beris
Politics / Re: Governor Dickson Visits Fayose, Inspects Ongoing Projects In Ekiti With Him by emeraldknytt(m): 4:38pm On Nov 16, 2016
sarrki:
This realignment go bad

Hmmm

I sense something

Aregbesola visit fayose

Dickson visit fayose

Fayose will be used to draw all the PDP governors and senator to

Either float a new party or join the existing small party

2019 around the corner

All just for greediness not for the love of the masses
I pray for your redemption from whatever occultic force tormenting you.... What is the above @quoted supposed to mean?

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Phones / Re: Beware Of Fake GLO Recharge Cards by emeraldknytt(m): 4:32pm On Nov 16, 2016
Sorry for the loss but maybe you belong to either of these categories of RC users;

1.)Those who take their time to load up a 12-15 digit figures....#senile

2.)Maybe it kinda 'patriotically' motivates you to call out each digit as you enter the numbers. With 4G blazing in some people's phones, there is no saving Grace...... #show off

3.)It might seem there is a tweak on your line that enables you to enjoy 100Gb for N500, if not, I see no compelling force that impedes you from ditching the green network.....#longthroat


******proofreading***** wink wink

I can see the anomaly now but did you know that if you go to law on the green network, with a proficient lawyer, you could win yourself some millions just to buy chicken for Xmas¿¿¿
Celebrities / Re: I Love Wizkid – Alicia Keys On A Potential “wizkid” Collaboration by emeraldknytt(m): 11:25pm On Nov 15, 2016
Great thing what Alicia does with her make-up free face. I, personally, think she is one of the most gorgeous female artistes other than the Booty-wriggler Nicki and the Booty-show off Kim... I dare but even mention trolls like Amber and Chyna. smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Dazzles In Military Outfit (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 9:22pm On Nov 08, 2016
sholatem:
So dis babe can fine lyk dis? shocked
Mimienudles:
really amazed by her charming looks
I weep with my akamu face for these two angry

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Celebrities / Re: Meet 18yr Old Model Whose Massive Butt Is Getting Major Attention On Instagram by emeraldknytt(m): 8:52pm On Nov 08, 2016
Oxford really needs to redefine what 'massive' is angry cos to me massive is having a broomstick body with a calabash nyansh... abi wetyn i tok? undecided

But sha, all these destiny-killers weilding puffpuff size butts are becoming a nuisance. Now, i cant walk by a lady with measuring optically the size, circumference, girth, pantline and oscillation... i feel so quilty now sad
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Do This For A Guy by emeraldknytt(m): 6:31am On Nov 07, 2016
While I usually don't regard threads like this, I will make an exception in this case.
Banning, like apprehension, requires two to tango. Ever wondered why the 'report' link is there? If that mofo was banned, mydd's mind must have been invoked by Esther*warefa. If a case is brought before a constituted authority and he fails to deliver, incompetence sets in.

A lotta stuffs, which involves tribalism, run amok on NL but grown-ups/tribalism-oriented won't even consider reporting and that has been the sole reason some say stuffs and get away with it. NEVER BLAME MYDD FOR YOUR WOES AND THROES ON NL.
Travel / Re: Omg.....train Crushed And Injured Traders At Enugu Market (graphic Photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 11:43am On Nov 04, 2016
Oh my Gawd! Chai, see as human being pieces like say na confetti.... God, have Mercy on the living and all Nlers esp my dear freeze00*
Politics / Re: The Dilapidated State Of Sango rd. Lagos-abeokuta Expressway(pics) by emeraldknytt(m): 8:40am On Nov 03, 2016
Your purported pictures are yet to be seen. Don't give us the impression that you're using a '3310' to get your pictures uploaded. grin

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Crime / Re: Photos: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers, 4 Vigilantes In Borno by emeraldknytt(m): 9:54am On Oct 31, 2016
If truly they were ambushed, there is no other way than to put it bluntly that there are still some traitors in the Nigerian Army. It's a shame though, supporting the ruthless killings of humans sad sad
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