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 Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Presently In Lagos, Nigeria (PHOTOS) by emeraldknytt(m): 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
This guy looks cool  when compared to the looters feigning business tycoons who, if not flanked by 30 security men, won't dare appear before the public. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Ten Places Where You Could Charge Your Phone... by emeraldknytt(m): 2:01am On Aug 30, 2016 |
AuroraB:It could be traced to the following cases: A shorted PCB: what this means is that the positive and the negative conductor got in touch leading to a short circuit, which will subsequently break off. A damaged smd/component: if an element (i.e capacitor, resistor, integrated circuit, inductor or diode) is damaged, either from an upsurge or any form of ill voltage/amperage flow, it mostly stops the function of a powerbank. A disconnection: it is very rare to get a disjoint wire connecting the battery(ies) to the PCB. However, if that seem to be the case, the red wire goes to the positive terminal(+) on the pcb while the black goes to the negative terminal(-). Make sure it is soldered not coiled around it. there are so many reasons but it is mostly an issue developed on the PCB |
| Phones › Re: Ten Places Where You Could Charge Your Phone... by emeraldknytt(m): 4:10pm On Aug 29, 2016*. Modified: 4:33pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
This trick works equally as well; walk into any phone accessories shop, request a high capacity powerbank, tell the owner you'd like to see how well it handles your phone's current demand, engage in a swaying discussion while fiddling with the same powerbank when it is plugged to your phone. When you think you've had your fill, pull it out and negotiate the price woefully and storm out (dramatic exit, epic!  ). Reason for choosing a high capacity powerbank is the high current output (mostly 2.0A and beyond) After leaving grinning like this emoji don't forget the Devil will still smite you with kondo olopa This trick was used once by a guy like that on an unsuspecting me.. It worked like UP NEPA! 20 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Fraud Me 21,000naira, Please Help by emeraldknytt(m): 11:02am On Aug 29, 2016 |
Hello Op, if your claims are credible enough, you can head to a MTN service centre (there is a reason these offices were created), lodge your complaints(preferrably with proof) and get it resolved. Viola! You're done rather than go all primeval making a coffin. This is the computer AGE man, wake up! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 4:51pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Yves4real:Trust me, I have learnt to keep my cool in far much more worse adverse situations. Once the Landlord knows that besides paying upfront rent for the next 2~3 years to come, I will also pay his children third term fee, He is gon think twice before walking up to me the next morning.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Checkout This Throwback Photo Of Actress Toyin Aimakhu by emeraldknytt(m): 3:40pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Well, atleast she didnt look synthesized like she looks now. Not hating, all na rebranding |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:35pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
emeraldknytt:Lest i forget, you still earn 1000gb to yourself for 7 solid year. Yves, imagine such fortune! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
In this smartphone era, selling 5gb for N500 will sell like hot cake, dividing that from 75,000gb equals 15,000 times the amount the data is being sold = N7,500,000. More profit can one could ever imagine. Now, that is how a business oriented capitalist thinks. Bottomline, there is oppurtunity in every disappointment |
| Romance › Re: Should i Tell Her I Saw Her Pants On The Floor And Picked It For Her due to rain by emeraldknytt(m): 12:56pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
OP, what you did was disgusting. Since you don't want to be suspected sort of, you can pack the "sniffed panties" in addition to errhthing that belongs to her in a clean bucket, go to her apartment and give to her what is rightly hers. That way, she wouldnt suspect you fondled with her undies or anything germane to that. BTW, was it the @ss or the punany you sniffed? you might have as well f¤cked it you know oniranu. 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Pictures Haters Will Say Are Photoshop by emeraldknytt(m): 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
much much much love OP, this isn't ineffectual at all. Still laffn while texting, thumbs up OP! |
| Romance › Re: WHY Aren't Girls FUNNY?!!! by emeraldknytt(m): 12:33pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
It looks like God was too stupid to add sense of humour to the ladiesWho is this infidel? you don't sound human (buffalo comes to mind) well, i leave you to your ish and ism. OP, lepacious bose, helen and quite a number of female folks are very humourous however 21st century see that girls look chic and cute (we dub them hot)as compared to free-spirited and boisterious (we tag them olosho). You never will know how funny the female genes can mutate your life until you learn to find the "fun" in what they say 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Help My Motherlaw And My Husband... by emeraldknytt(m): 11:45am On Aug 28, 2016*. Modified: 12:22pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
Funny what the poster above me said but TRUE. Listen, its barely two years of togetherness and you are already in this kind of muck. I don't know if you're yoruba or you're cognizant of the yoruba adage which say "you don't marry your husband alone, you marry his in-laws as well". You have to be very careful and cautious as not to engage in stuffs that might peeve your mother-in-law or your darling. The keyword is PATIENCE & GOODLUCK! |
| Celebrities › Re: CoolFM Confirms The Sack Of Daddy Freeze [PICS] by emeraldknytt(m): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Daddy Freeze, what a frozen end! 303 Likes 14 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Again, Fulani Herdsmen Invade Enugu Community, Kill Catholic Seminarian by emeraldknytt(m): 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
These hell spawned beasts started out as cubs now they've upgraded to ruthless sabretooth killing machines. If care is not taken, without immediate reprisal, their influence will spread out nationwide. RIP in the bossom of the Lord Brother, The Earth is not thy home. |
| Romance › Re: “i Knew He Was A Wife Beater, But I Married Him Because I Loved Him” – by emeraldknytt(m): 8:42am On Aug 24, 2016*. Modified: 9:03am On Aug 24, 2016 |
What the Hell! I was lost in between the lines. I almost chose not to believe this story but knowing what some men are capable of: I digressed. Am I in support of the man;NO! Am I in support of the woman;triplet NOes. The child is one who I feel so much sober for, being raised by miscalculating children dubbing married/divorced couples is one's worst nightmare. Knowing fully that most women are graded b**bs and bums with little brain to show for it, the TREATment she got isnt surprising rather SODALICIOUS. I keep saying this to women beater; if your hands itch you to a point of rage or warhead, try settling your score with a Thug or a Lout or an Area boy. That is when we'll know how highly you rank in a battering competition. See lips like forty naira kpomo 1 Like |
| Family › Re: #RIPMAYOWA: “nigerian Media Killed My Sister” – Late Mayowa’s Brother, Habeeb. by emeraldknytt(m): 8:39am On Aug 24, 2016 |
adaksbullet:Dude, you really need to head back to crechè. Your choice of words is absolutely laughable and intimidating 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Is The Flash Or Speedsters Really The Fastest Beings Alive? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:40pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I didn't see the part where you said Blackflash is 4x c cos the flash(either wally, barry |
| TV/Movies › Re: Is The Flash Or Speedsters Really The Fastest Beings Alive? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:24pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
somehowpenis:I dont know in the movie (cos I actually haven't seen it) but flash, apart from being fast, is very intelligent (being able to think in an attosecond) and creative. He managed to call Professor Zoom's bluff when he, literally, created a sphere-like force field (minature whirlwind) to disarm a bomb. And Zoom's is a 25th century speedster. Like I said, I have no idea what the movie depicts but all in all it is PLOT-DRIVEN. How did the time wraith kill Flash(Barry)? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Is The Flash Or Speedsters Really The Fastest Beings Alive? by emeraldknytt(m): 2:20pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
The flash is undoubtedly the fastest man alive. He's outran death, won a challenge against an alien baddie(who teleports) with earth being the wager. This speed is actually plot-driven but he can get a lot faster if he wants to so far he has the speed force. |
| Politics › Re: Don’t Beg Me, Looters Must Face The Law, Return Stolen Wealth, Buhari Vows by emeraldknytt(m): 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
The WAR has already ended. OUTCOME: The APC lost  |
| Career › Re: Businesses To Do Without Breaking The Bank by emeraldknytt(m): 11:31am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Op, you do almost every conceivable thing. Do you sell COWS too 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Woman Stripped Off Her Clothes & Beaten To Pulp Over Witchcraft Allegation. PICS by emeraldknytt(m): 11:18am On Aug 22, 2016 |
How do you prove a witchcraft allegation? This is one of the reason Africans will ever remain backward.Africans are very sensitive and presumptive. We are driven by what we sense, who knows what had befallen/haunted them before the strange woman appeared. Lets be factual, Africa will progress with or without bad belles like you . Not saying the woman is a witch or their welcome deliverance treatment meted out is to be awarded but thinking out of the box is of absolute necessity. Thank you... for reading |
| Crime › Re: Woman Stripped Off Her Clothes & Beaten To Pulp Over Witchcraft Allegation. PICS by emeraldknytt(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Geez! 35? She lonks 65 to me. Anyway, this type of deliverance is uncalled for. Deliverance by beating... Kinda reminds me of how mum wouldnt hesitate to make me comply with her rules. |
| Crime › Re: Bride Stabs Groom Over Drinks And Food During Wedding Ceremony In Abia (photos) by emeraldknytt(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2016 |
This is a wake-up call for those who fancy Owanbe/M'ogbo M'oya parties. Just because of N200 takeaway rice, Igbo has landed in the hosipitu. Hahahaha 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Did You Learn Too Late In Life? by emeraldknytt(m): 9:48am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Taking rivalry as a major standpoint to better myself. Believing that success (not failure or both) is the focal constituent of an achievement. The only rival, there is, is you and you can make do with that by trying to be better than you were yesterday, an hour ago... A minute past. Success and the other part... Call it failure, are the driving force of a remarkable achievement. The other part propels you to do it better and has so far made the seemingly impossible, a gaping possibility 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Labour Party Wins Oyo Bye Election To Replace Slain Lawmaker, Gideon Aremu by emeraldknytt(m): 8:57am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Congratz on a remarkable win. Just remember: every vote counts, as it is expected of you to be transparent, credible, fair and accountable for federalism and unprecedented governance. I wish my wishes granted. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Man Bathes Married Lover With Acid In Oyo (graphic Pics) by emeraldknytt(m): 8:13am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Benikuuse:Dude just S.T.F.U, did you hear that he was basically cheated, abused and misused. I am not in support of his barbaric reprisal but that woman deserved to be sanctioned (dousing her with acid is an overkill). I wonder what husband could be so incompetent as to use his wife as a slut to make a raise for FRSC payment. That family is already in a disarray. 40 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Always Dream About Doing Magic,any Advise by emeraldknytt(m): 7:59am On Aug 22, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Day I Begged For Money At Airport – Anita Joseph by emeraldknytt(m): 7:51am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Now that you know what it feels like to be beg, you shouldn't drive by a begger without dropping a token to commemorate the aid you got from the 'port. Quite funny story, seemed like a plot in a movie initially |
| Romance › Re: When A Girl Calls Me More Than 5 Times In A Day What Does It Mean. by emeraldknytt(m): 10:00pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Atleast pick her call and hear what she's got to say. There is more to incessant calls than intimacy or infatuation. Talk about emergency or urgency, gerrit? |
| Nairaland General › Re: The Meaning Of "YIM" On Every Nairalander's Profile by emeraldknytt(m): 8:14pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Y[/b]ahoo [b]I[/b]nstant [b]M[/b]esseging account. [b]YIMMU means Yahoo Instant messenger [b]MU[/b]gu as it is an acronym most Ladies wouldnt hesitate to tap out on screen. 2 Likes 1 Share |
we naijeria his killed ur sista? are u seen blad,nife,gon,pinstu on our hand? 
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