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 Family › Re: . by emeraldknytt(m): 9:53pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
misspicy:oh c'mon, cry me an atlantic ocean! How do you call and tell 'kids' to bring you your phone, or buy you something or convey your thoughts to someone you cant meet personally... How  4 Likes |
| Family › Re: . by emeraldknytt(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
misspicy:Dont tell me.... Its a kinda phobia... Shuu! What kinda syndrome... You're just one step closer to repatriating his seemingly lost reputation on your side and you gon fling it like 'it aint nuthin' cos your babies aint gon need some heart2heart with momma... Mo ti n binu o... Iwe ne we mu maka why 1 Like |
| Family › Re: . by emeraldknytt(m): 9:28pm On Feb 26, 2016*. Modified: 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Coming from you, i have no undulating suspicion; I believe 8 years is tad too young for a potentially addicting act. What i must include is that, you calmly call him back to your room, give him the shivers until he is vulnerable (how do you do that you ask? Easy, narrate to him a diabolic and horror filled story, a few pictures might help too) he is 8 and he is going to stomach every jargon you spill. Since he's obviously going to head into dark places to conceal himself, let him know these creatures lurk in the dark and are more than ready to abduct irresponsible lads. Now, thats where the sinister pictures come to play, he's going to have an abstract and mental image of these mythological bad boyz. I dunno if i have made much sense but hurriedly i typed maybe if you read hurriedly you might get an inkling of what i mean. PS: i may modify this for comprehension if i am oppurtuned 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Phones › Re: MTN Cancels Their Cheapest Talk Plan, Trutalk+ by emeraldknytt(m): 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Shockingly, I got Op's aforementioned sms alert and i was like WTH!. If an irrevocable change was to be made, there should have been atleast a week prior notice. Thats why I am auctioning this sim? Sim 4 sale anyone? |
| Romance › Re: Whats The Worst And The Most Embarrassing Punishment You Were Given In School? by emeraldknytt(m): 8:48pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Nna mehn, by NFA you mean No Future Ambition ehn BTW, what do you do to eke out a living? 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Freeze Of Cool FM Flaunts Another 20 Million Naira Wristwatch by emeraldknytt(m): 7:45am On Feb 21, 2016 |
freeze account is not liquefying at all. It just seems frozen. Thats sarcasm sha o |
| Romance › Re: is Sending Unclad Pictures An Expression Of Love? by emeraldknytt(m): 4:24pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
clevvermind: hardae:  Craze guy cracking my ribs like this |
| Sports › Re: It's My Fault, Mikel Obi Admits Blame In PSG Defeat by emeraldknytt(m): 4:13pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
...and i told mikel to hold that jazz baba agba gave us...  untill the stupid HE-GOAT listens... CHELSHITS KEEP ON LOSING |
| Romance › Re: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by emeraldknytt(m): 11:01pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Op, before you start speaking that rotten big grammar you intending on speaking, why dont you take your time to improve on your 'when a guys avoidable blunder. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 'The Last Tea Bender' by emeraldknytt(m): 10:42pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
| Romance › Re: 10 Qualities Women Are Secretly Looking For In A Man by emeraldknytt(m): 8:23pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
fvck all stewpid qualities.  Why should i give a shii bothering maself with all these strenuous gaddamn policies .... Oloshos dont complain or nag  POP OUT LOUD TO ALL OLOSHOS AND OLOSHO LOVERS... Its going down tonight.. WORLD OLOSHO DAY (WOD) .. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Praying For Others Important? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:27pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
OLAADEGBU:why do you.. you gan gan... say amen when someone prays for you 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Which Tribe Of Nigerian Women Make The Best Lovers by emeraldknytt(m): 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
falconey:calabar like... Er.... Idiobong, udombong, etebong, imubong, esebong, ahonbong... In short all the BONG BONG BONG...  |
| Technology Market › Re: MTN Nigeria Has Been Defrauding Me. by emeraldknytt(m): 12:52pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Just for creating awareness: porting to Glo is like jumping from frying pan to fire!. Eitherway, its your choice. |
| Phones › Re: Stolen Phone by emeraldknytt(m): 12:44pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
your xperia don zap o, unless you jazz him kinda there no chance of him returning it... BTW, havent someone narrated the same ordeal to you cos your request get as e be. Congrats man for the potential gain that succeeds your current loss |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by emeraldknytt(m): 12:25pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I'm still waiting on how this is gonna make my day  |
| Fashion › Re: Please Are These Truly Too Much by emeraldknytt(m): 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
while others show shoe collections in confam closet, you dey here dey show us the footwears you dey sell 4 aba |
| Nairaland General › Re: Hilarious Photo:- When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car by emeraldknytt(m): 3:53am On Jan 26, 2016 |
madd pose this guy go dey follow jet li train o! Maka why now niqqa |
| Nairaland General › Re: An Accident Along Oshodi by emeraldknytt(m): 3:46am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Op, Its very unfortunate that bikers still fail to understand that their bodies are the external frame of a motorcycle. Should any virulent thing happen, the human body is in peril. Passing through a One way without headlight lamp and an emergency traffic light on, is a harbinger of death itself. Cab drivers, those ones are something else entirely. May the soul of the departed rest in peace and injured be healed 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Boring Teachers by emeraldknytt(m): 3:35am On Jan 26, 2016 |
walahi, na free period be dis.. Whu born you make you sleep 4 class? You go stand up dey wakawaka upandan ni. |
| Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by emeraldknytt(m): 3:23am On Jan 26, 2016 |
vicstar:...and I tell thee, 'the day i got to buy a partitioned season, i bought it from S1 to S32... Borrow borrow got almost everything worn out. I only have the manga in zip files and its covers an astonishing 4gb space on my mem card. Aang, is a grown up old fashion kiddo. Korra sure packs a lotta bang sha |
| Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by emeraldknytt(m): 3:14am On Jan 26, 2016 |
An0nimus:NaruHina has two children; Boruto and Hiwamari. The latter is gifted with the Hyuga's kekkei genkai- the Byakugan. Boruto is just a noisy naruto but with brains and beauty. Thats sarada in your screenshot 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies : See How To Tighten Your ” V.agina ” If It Is Too Wide by emeraldknytt(m): 10:59pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
clench kwa? Vagina na mouth Well, its got lips though |
| Romance › Re: Why DO Most Guys See Every Girl As A Sex Object... by emeraldknytt(m): 10:51pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
all i see is an advert |
| Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by emeraldknytt(m): 10:29pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
An0nimus:yep though they never had a boy child. Their daughter's name is sarada and she has awoken her sharingan already |
| Romance › Re: Ladies These Are The Qualities I Seek by emeraldknytt(m): 3:08pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
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| Business › Re: How Bet9ja Ruined My Life! by emeraldknytt(m): 2:25pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
my brova, your story na comedy oh... Like that. Okay, if you know of someone who lands a hit, atleast once a week, maybe you should try rub shoulders with him. Partake in his bet by dropping chingum (small token) for his bet. Na gradual process but best ans= STOP THE ACT. But, your story be say..... 72 Likes 4 Shares
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| Health › Re: Is Mosquito A Wild Animal Or A Domestic Animal? by emeraldknytt(m): 2:09pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Diamonddris:whats the use of a mosquito other than it fetches money for that nearby pharmacy. Plus, you dubbed it 'devil' and you still expect it to be domestic. Tell me, if the devil can be domesticated..... Faaji kelele.. |
| Romance › Re: But Why Do Nigerian Girls Love Big Dick Like This (PHOTOS PG 18+) by emeraldknytt(m): 2:00pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
Op, you dey use short thin rope go fetch water for well? |
| Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma To Help The Conjoined Twins Born In Enugu by emeraldknytt(m): 1:49pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
ada2604: porshuch: Chommieblaq: porrigeyam: kullozone:So many people on my head. You guyz arent drawing conclusions out of my context, i am not against her kind act and i am not being pessimistic (looking right at you chommieblaq). I just thought with her affluence and all that, it shouldnt really kill time to get the hospital's contact thereby, acquiring ample information on the woman's whereabout. If i mis-talk make una no vex o!. Caro, na my girl sha. Kullozone, you da best. Ada2406, we don talk already. Porrideyam, my homie from planet plutard... No vex o and purshuch, how far. Nler, you guyz are da best. Apologies 1 Like |
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