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Romance › Re: Help My Best Friend's Babe Always Seduce Me Whenever He Is Not Around. by emeraldknytt(m): 9:37am On Apr 10, 2016

Praizekeyz:
boss don't u fink its wrong? It is mahn...it doesn't speak well

listen, they're not married for peteru's sake!. Turning her down leaves her no other choice buh to flirt on the outside with some random dude(propably with gonorrhea or some deadly STD). Unless you've got herpes, now is the time to prove the worth of friendship... You aint gat an idea what your friend does to kool his konji! Pound that hass and pound it hard like yam wink

Romance › Re: Help My Best Friend's Babe Always Seduce Me Whenever He Is Not Around. by emeraldknytt(m): 9:14am On Apr 10, 2016

I personally don't do shiits like sleepn with my friend's babe

Hey man, keep punchlines like that to yourself. Get outta that shell, swallow 5 tramadol pills, chop and clean mouth... Shiit like this happened to Joseph buh guess what? You no Joseph! Dammit! Dont add to the number of imbec1les we already have on NL. My piece of akara, take and chop cheesy

I await testimony

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Romance › Re: From Catholicism To Atheism by emeraldknytt(m): 8:05pm On Apr 03, 2016

Its just not too good, taking a bold big step just as a result of a surbordinate clause in the Holybook. Frankly, I do not go to church (this development surfaced 17months ago) but I firmly hold on to my faith. True! Somethings are worth considering but most require incredible intuition and sound psyche to decipher. You stand nothing to lose or gain, atleast not now, but the aftermath could prove disastrous. He is Alive and protects His own.

Nairaland General › Re: NEPA Na Wa!: The Story Of An Angry Family Man by emeraldknytt(m): 7:46pm On Apr 03, 2016

it has been said,'P.H.C.N Plundering Human Cinse Ninety bc'(forgive my misspelling, its the only way) useless maggots!

Events › Re: Funeral Vs Wedding: Which Is More Expensive?? by emeraldknytt(m): 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2016

oku iya agba is more expensive plus you get donation from pledges.. Next iya agba to lipsrsealed

please

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Business › Re: What Can You Buy With #5 Naira In Ur Area? by emeraldknytt(m): 9:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

even a two year old boy will look at the giver somehow if given #5. Most would go to the length of returning it... #5 kai #yuhavsuffa

Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo’s Wife, Dolapo, Kneels To Greet Buhari & Tinubu by emeraldknytt(m): 5:25am On Apr 01, 2016

now that is a well disciplined and nurtured woman. This has always been what the yoruba progenitors stood for: humility and respect. No doubt, i want such woman for a wife cheesy

here even my dog speak the same language as i do

Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Not Missing –fayose by emeraldknytt(m): 7:51am On Mar 31, 2016

go and sleep Gov. Fayose, You're drunk! angry

Celebrities › Re: See The Amazing Heineken Bottle Dat Was Design For Psquare At There Show by emeraldknytt(m): 5:51pm On Mar 30, 2016

see confirm yoruba photoshopped in english. Try and pronounce sow and show or sikin and chicken ... Then you'll get what i am cruising at cheesy

Celebrities › Re: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Nigeria by emeraldknytt(m): 5:09pm On Mar 30, 2016

Nigeria has recorded the highest number of erroneous presidential electioneering. Stating from an unproven fact, In 2015 another colossal failure was recorded... Thats point 11 ... A.P.C!

Family › Re: Can You Use A Toothbrush Your Mother Just Used? by emeraldknytt(m): 10:22am On Mar 30, 2016

Marvel1206:
Lol.. But you'd suck your boo's saliva without thinking twice

yep, that is sensational... Nuthin' compared to the thought of phlegm, smut and stickiness... Eeeeeew! I'm gotta go puke right now

Romance › Re: Is This A Sign Of Gay by emeraldknytt(m): 10:19am On Mar 30, 2016

wolfgangg:
you mean those types they wear at the ppl side and beaches?

nope, it is akin to that only that the part that covers the bum is left out and replaced with a string.... Real string that goes into the butt thereby pressing against the anus.

Family › Re: Can You Use A Toothbrush Your Mother Just Used? by emeraldknytt(m): 10:12am On Mar 30, 2016

it is going down to the sewers ugh!

Romance › Re: Is This A Sign Of Gay by emeraldknytt(m): 10:07am On Mar 30, 2016

wolfgangg:
Wearing a pant doesn't make you gay darn!!!!

BTW what's G-string?

the kinda pant that covers the genitals but exposes the bum. It has a rear string that goes inside the milky way cheesy

... Gerrit?

Romance › Re: Is This A Sign Of Gay by emeraldknytt(m): 10:04am On Mar 30, 2016

you hear a moo and you still ask if it emanates from a cow

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Phones › Re: Infinix Hot2 Marshmallow Update. by emeraldknytt(m): 8:53pm On Mar 28, 2016

the new version introduces bug fixes, faster boot time, fluid performance amongst others. How do I know? That's what google always do

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Romance › Re: Help :my Relationship On The Verge Of Collapse by emeraldknytt(m): 9:52am On Mar 28, 2016*

dude, you are thinking fastidiously and this might really affect your relationship on a long run. She may be preoccupied with some bothering ish and dragging you into it would be the most evil activity in her list. Morealso, chat ought to be a secondary mean of communication, phone calls are more direct and endearing. Try placing a call and the dilemma you've put yourself through will be over

Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today! by emeraldknytt(m): 9:50am On Mar 28, 2016

lakesidepapa:
She's even looking older than 58

my comment was literally ironical cheesy

. We are saying the same thing bruv. Cheers! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today! by emeraldknytt(m): 7:46am On Mar 28, 2016

yippee! The mama General is 58 years younger with superb 'wickedness' packed into a benevolent ebony shiny skin.. Long life and prosperity!

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Politics › Re: Apology Not Enough, Fayose Tells Buhari by emeraldknytt(m): 7:21am On Mar 28, 2016

Agimor:
The only thing Fayose is good at is criticism. One would think that with all this criticism its state would be a safe haven for investors and a typical example of what he desire Buhari to attain but it seem the reverse happens to be the case here.

...if you say so. Look at it from this angle, everyone can better his/her best however, without a driving force one's best will always be best until a better way is tinkered. We all hope, dream and crave for a better society so if investors are ploughing the grounds of Ekiti, so be it. May God grant our requests. G'Morning to you

Education › Re: Why Discremination Btw HND Holder And BSC by emeraldknytt(m): 7:09am On Mar 28, 2016

Both are tertiary institutions but on different ground levels. While the university is said to be more standardized with academic learning, the polytechnic was strictly created for technical and applied pedagogy. The Nigerian polytechnic can also be viewed as a failproof for aspiring university candidates. All the same, real learning progresses as life continues. To living and learning

Politics › Re: Diezani Refund 90 Billion Dollar To Nigerian Government – CNN by emeraldknytt(m): 6:40am On Mar 28, 2016

From a clear and unbias view, the Buhari led administration has an edge over the previous governance. This is undeniably deplorable that an ex minister pocketed an astronomical amount of money under the tutelage of our Otuoke indigene. If money were food, how much can she possibly eat? A ton? anytime I see another breaking of the day, I shake my head for waking up in this country. Over to the president, we unanimously implore you to take to fruition the loot recovered and not just sit there waiting for the balance. Good morning, God bless Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Apology Not Enough, Fayose Tells Buhari by emeraldknytt(m): 6:27am On Mar 28, 2016

Agimor:
Buhari should come and prostrate for you (Fayose) first shebi? Other Governor's are busy with developing their state while this one is here constantly critizing the Buhari government. The irony of it is that he still depends on federal allocation to pay workes salary.
Bitch!

This criticism is what any leader should get ready for. Just like in a game of chess, the onlookers get an instantaneous productive move even before the player does. Why? Because, their views are wide and array. Gov. Fayose has done/spoken well, it is left of our President to take an advance and egalitarian move to ensuring the upliftment of our economy and other sectors at large.

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Romance › Re: Am Loosing My Head! Pls Help by emeraldknytt(m): 9:53pm On Mar 27, 2016

your plight is pretty much understandable and natural, I must say. During fast, you try very hard to push aside the thought of a *coughs* 'cougar' and conversely, your dopamine part of the brain craftily works out a sex plan right in your brain, thereby relatively increasing the urge of what it was you were trying to resist. WILLPOWER + SHEERPOWER = OVERCOMER

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Relationships Fail by emeraldknytt(m): 10:28pm On Mar 21, 2016

brilliant! nevertheless, if you proffer solution to all these points it doesnt stop iya sikira from dragging baba sikira to the court... for divorce naani grin

Celebrities › Re: Ex Governor Alao Akala Opens Up On Skin Bleaching Rumors(photo) by emeraldknytt(m): 10:05pm On Mar 19, 2016

I still don't understand the disparity in his face and his right index finger? what do we call that? Antibleach? That's why the saying is soo true "a honest politician is tantamount to a virgin sl*t"..

Jokes Etc › Re: Fine Face, No Brain by emeraldknytt(m): 9:49pm On Mar 19, 2016

thank heavens she didn't scribble it as she would appear to pronounce it tarri tasan grin

TV/Movies › Re: Super Doper Animated Movie That You Must Watch by emeraldknytt(op): 6:14am On Mar 18, 2016

toluxe0075:
Op, all your listed animation are just average animation, non of them is spectacular.

my sincere apology mister, my post was created in 2015 before the release of others like Big hero 6, The good dinosaur, Batman:Bad blood, Home, Inside out amidst the rest. However, I look forward to angry birds the movie the trailer is totally funny...

TV/Movies › Re: Super Doper Animated Movie That You Must Watch by emeraldknytt(op): 6:10am On Mar 18, 2016

Fluidelvis:
Not a bad list, all i gotta add is all FINAL FANTASY ANIMES are totally next gen cool..the fight scenes, character expressions, character background stories, fight locations etc.
On a scale of 1-10, i give FINAL FANTASY an 11!

apart from advent children and crises core, which other final fantasy anime is still out there?

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