₦airaland Forum

SINZ:
Nwanne ara agbakwala gi o

Achorom ara gbara agba!

Isi ara agbakwalam, o ajuju ki n'a agwam agwa?

I prefer Nifemi and omotoyosi... Sweet names

SINZ:
Aramide

Arabambi


Basically anything with "Ara" in it.


Only my Igbo bro's will understand.

Nna e, iwu onye ara, ichoru ara nwanyi asaba?

lefulefu:
lol i will pass if its true most have smelly toto.don't wanna have any psychological trauma right now.

Lol if you say so

Yes na cynthia mudface... She dressed like cynthia but she has mudface so its not a way of starting some beef or something... And cynthia morgan is my kinda woman

LmA0... This is the funniest drawing ever, those girls are gonna have ur head

Go ask buhari and aisha wen dem marry maybe then u will understand

Wow, what goes around

Emescot:
Am actually learning with a 6 gear 42 seater bus, i have only driven once on a main road, once i drove out of our bus depot, i parked infront of some shops cos i was waiting for the driver, the shop owner said i should go to the front i was blocking her, i drove forward and blocked another shop, the other shop owner told me to move away so i just decided to reverse the same way i came since i have barely stayed a minute, while reversing straight i was looking at my mirror and everything was good not till i heard GBOAAH! That was when i remembered Blind spot, i don jam one toyota like that for back. As i was coming down from the bus i met this tribal marked angry ibadan man shouting driver ''motor yi da'', i just said ''e ma binu sir, a ni panel beater ni depot wa'' and i got a dirty slap mehn and our panel repaired his damaged boot. Before then pple don dey tell me ''gbese n run lori e''since then i no drive for road again na inside our depot.

The very first day i tried to drive a bus running on idle, i just clutched it and selected gear 3 instead of 1, i removed my leg from the clutch and the bus went off, and the kick starter no dey always respond so i was starting it without knowing i should have removed it from gear, before i knew it o, the kick don catch fire from under the bus, everyone just dey pour water the driver dey look me with cigar for him hand, me wey never reach 2 month for the job don burn kick of 30k, but anyways the driver cover me sha and till today no one knew what really happened that day

Am actually learning with a 6 gear 42 seater bus, i have only driven once on a main road, once i drove out of our bus depot, i parked infront of some shops cos i was waiting for the driver, the shop owner said i should go to the front i was blocking her, i drove forward and blocked another shop, the other shop owner told me to move away so i just decided to reverse the same way i came since i have barely stayed a minute, while reversing straight i was looking at my mirror and everything was good not till i heard GBOAAH! That was when i remembered Blind spot, i don jam one toyota like that for back. As i was coming down from the bus i met this tribal marked angry ibadan man shouting driver ''motor yi da'', i just said ''e ma binu sir, a ni panel beater ni depot wa'' and i got a dirty slap mehn and our panel repaired his damaged boot. Before then pple don dey tell me ''gbese n run lori e''since then i no drive for road again na inside our depot.

Money over girls jare, girls dey tire person but money can never tire you

He shared it to them so they can come and be selling it in lagos traffic abi... Ebonyi and Hawking be like 5 & 6

See the guy flat head self

Some pple can steal o, so he now stole the microphone and hid it inside trouser, wait o, abi no be mic be that? Girls like diz kind thing eh, men that can sing

Cesc Scene indeed... funny stuff

Maybe u started the relationship first by pretending to be hardcore born again christian, have you ever asked her for sex?

What is even wrong with all diz so called men of God and christians, i just finished reading an old post where pastor chris oyakhilome says masturbation is not a sin, and now this Evangelist says its a sin, please between you and pastor chris, who is telling the truth? Who is speaking for God? Who knows God's thought and who is speaking under the influence of the holy spirit? This is why being a christian sometimes is hard.
I AM A DEUS!!! @wisdoncephas cuman answer me o, u did not write the Negative and spiritual effects

Satanist indeed, may God help us

dacblogger:
oga wah am saying is that gals shouldn't waste their time proving their love and playing wifey roles to a small boy that is nt ready to take them to the altar...
they shldn't be wasting their wifey talent on a small boy that knows nothing abt commitment. I CAN ONLY PROVE MY LOVE 2 u if I see you as serious and committed.

You are not understanding tho, so if he is serious and committed, how then will u prove ur love

CHISOS!! This is the real serpent, the devil itself, the one that deceived EVE in the garden
Am just joking o, i have never seen that kinda beast in my life, but its naija, wetin we no go see

So u bought the pears baby oil and glove? @nNEOo

lady2lady:
My dear,You Just Lied !

I can see that through my mexican 3rd eye !

Have u opened ur third eye?

Bro i tell you this with all my mind and heart, anywhere you see Sharp plasma tv buy it, then second is LG if u go to samsung my hand no dey dia o

RESPECT MR WHITE I salute your courage

Just30:
Thanks, fortunately we have never walked in your footpath

Congrats to you ghanians

Deilluminator:
You think so? I just think we are not where we were yesterday. Your conclusion about Nigeria appears as if life itself is in danger and we may soon fail to exist since nothing works.

Lol i just love teasing u Nigerians thats all

lefulefu:
yoruba babes get back sha.but dis one u talking of pussy smell

I tell you bro, the smell is real but like i said its not all of them... U should date one tho

She slay true true o