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Science/TechnologyRe: Huge 8-foot Poisonous Snake Found Inside A Toilet Of Apartment (photos) by Emescot(m): 1:48am On Dec 08, 2016
That man is not a good snake charmer, come to the north here let them teach you
HealthRe: Let's Talk About Hemorrhoids! Also Known As Pile! by Emescot(m): 12:53am On Dec 08, 2016
Thanks for the info, do you know any drugs to be used? And please if that is not jedi jedi then what is the english word for jedi jedi
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Wants A Divorce From Her Marriage With Kanye West by Emescot(m): 12:48am On Dec 08, 2016
Because the guy don dey go mental now u wan leave am... K!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Uploads Picture Of A Lady Touching His "Cassava" by Emescot(m): 12:44am On Dec 08, 2016
See as the hand be like man own... Abi diz don jazzy na GAY?? huh?
FamilyRe: My Wife Likes Sex Very Rough by Emescot(m): 12:41am On Dec 08, 2016
Na wa o... Dont ever do cowgirl style with her o, if not she will just break ur john thomas and ur eyes will open
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Seeks Reps Intervention On EFCC's ‘Harassment’ by Emescot(m): 10:13pm On Dec 07, 2016
bangging:
beg who?
lol the topic was that ''patience jonathan begs house of reps'' but i see the mods changed it for front page
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Buhari’s Committee Unable To Account For N2.5B by Emescot(m): 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2016
Na small small e dey start, but i tell you most solemnly corruption can never finish at the top, thank you.
RomanceRe: After 4years ......?? by Emescot(m): 1:16pm On Dec 07, 2016
If you and that girl no con later marry nko?? undecided just tell her to open leg u want to confirm if she is still a Virgin shikena! Make ur case no be Monkey dey take care of her baboon dey Bleep her.
RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Emescot(m): 1:11pm On Dec 07, 2016
Emescot:
Tell your friend to tell his girlfriend that he wants you his friend to join in the fun whenever its happening or he breaks up with her, since she loves sex she will enjoy the party
I wrote thr33some and Nairaland change am to party gringrin shey awon eleyi gbadun shahuh
RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Emescot(m): 1:09pm On Dec 07, 2016
Tell your friend to tell his girlfriend that he wants you his friend to join in the fun whenever its happening or he breaks up with her, since she loves sex she will enjoy the party
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Seeks Reps Intervention On EFCC's ‘Harassment’ by Emescot(m): 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
Beg ko bag ni, shey that one na beg?
Forum GamesRe: Post A Word With No Vowels by Emescot(m): 12:56pm On Dec 07, 2016
Hymn and Gypsy and fly and Rhythm
LiteratureRe: December 6th(a Short Story) by Emescot(m): 12:44pm On Dec 07, 2016
Chisos! This person u are a bad person, i was actually thinking someone died o, u made me remember a guy that invited a girl from far and the girl had an accident on the way, since then my mind has not been at rest wen am inviting any girl or she is sleeping over, cos how would u explain it if d babe come die for ur room... Nice story tho
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RomanceRe: 13 Texting Mistakes Guys Make by Emescot(m): 12:23pm On Dec 07, 2016
All this one na story, whether i do all you have written or not, when its my time to marry i will and then i wont bother myself with how am texting the wrong way as i will always go home to my wife, be romantic and we will knack ourselve kpai kpai grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Meet The Youngest 'inspector General Of Police', He Is Just 1-year-old (photos) by Emescot(m): 12:14pm On Dec 07, 2016
Bail is free but u must drop something before you go!! Police wey get daily target. Better pikin, creative parents and nice photo jare
Car TalkRe: Fully Air Conditioned Keke Napep Set To Hit The Streets Of Nigeria (photos) by Emescot(m): 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
Well that is beautiful, but that AC wont last in Nigeria cos of maintenance wahala and the consumption of fuel.
EducationRe: Man Picks Boy Sent Out Of School In Awka And Decides To Train Him (Pics) by Emescot(m): 11:03am On Dec 07, 2016
Aheb o, who be mama for that pic and who be the teacher, because all i can see is one girl, one woman, one man and the boy huh
TravelRe: Drivers Attack FRSC Officials Over Sokoto Accident, Threaten To Burn Van by Emescot(m): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2016
meezynetwork:
I will support FRSC to be bearing arms cos Nigerians are very stubborn
and when they will accidentally discharge, u will say why did they give them guns... Nigerians are stubborn and chronic complainers
NYSCRe: FG Reacts To Death Of Three Corpers In Kano, Zamfara And Bayelsa Camps by Emescot(m): 7:17pm On Dec 05, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Home-schooled of course and after that, l move them abroad, nobody is interested in your NYSC nonsense abroad grin grin
lol goodluck with that bro
TravelRe: Photos Of The Obudu Mountain Resort, Calabar by Emescot(m): 7:16pm On Dec 05, 2016
muller101:
that place is like 6 to 7 hours drive from calabar bro.
You reside over there?
NYSCRe: FG Reacts To Death Of Three Corpers In Kano, Zamfara And Bayelsa Camps by Emescot(m): 6:55pm On Dec 05, 2016
4nobody4every1:
You are right, l will never allow my kids to go through yeye NYSC sad sad sad
Lol how would you do that? Have them study abroad or have them home-schooledhuh
CrimeRe: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by Emescot(m): 6:54pm On Dec 05, 2016
lastpage:
You dey blind nii or Lagos don do you something strong before? angry grin

Read the post again, as l copied it for you!
I wasnt sure na... See the keke maruwa in that 2nd or 3rd pics, in onitcha the dont use dat same yellow and black color, i may be wrong but its like diz lagos and onitcha no dey take jungle justice play
CrimeRe: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by Emescot(m): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2016
But this one happened in lagos na not onitcha
CrimeRe: Fraudsters Hack Email, Defraud Estate Agent Of N4m by Emescot(m): 11:26am On Dec 05, 2016
I wonder why this my FLA7HEAD brothers go dey give this CONEHEAD afonjas mouth to talk... Anyways na person wey dem catch na him be thief
TravelRe: Photos Of The Obudu Mountain Resort, Calabar by Emescot(m): 11:24am On Dec 05, 2016
Mehn i must go to calabar one diz days, beautiful place
NYSCRe: FG Reacts To Death Of Three Corpers In Kano, Zamfara And Bayelsa Camps by Emescot(m): 11:12am On Dec 05, 2016
Blood sucking Country-Imagine make person suffer train pikin from primary sch to university make d pikin con go die for NYSC camp, they say their is a demon at Aso Rock but i tell you that demon is all over the whole of Nigeria, i dont know if its hate for one another, or just ancestral curse abi na some old god demanding blood sacrifice (even though i dont believe all that) but why so much unnecessary death of young pple. Na wa o...
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Dumps Boyfriend After He Kept Malice With Her For 2 Weeks by Emescot(m): 7:11pm On Dec 04, 2016
OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Foolish bwoi... angry

He kant even kept malice. Come to Amarabe Kindred, Ezeugo Street of Ihiala and we show you how to kept malices. We are the malice master angry

This last girl Ooh Mpa bankulize see him with another shorry on top bed and she want to kept malice. Ooh Mpa shows her who is bosses angry

She keep malice
Ooh Mpa keep his own
She keep, Ooh continues keepsing. Her fada angry

She surrenders to Ooh Mpa mansion and ring for bell. Ooh opens door for her. She enters and kneeled down for Ooh Mpa to lerease his malices. Ooh Mpa said no angry

She come comot borbi (38D), come hold Ooh Mpa's weapon of destruction for troussies. Ooh Mpa said no, but Junior send yes embarassed

It's been 4 months and 29 bankulizings later but Ooh Mpa lefuse to lerease his malices. Don't mind Junior, he having mind of his own. Ooh Mpa wee still kept malices angry

#TheMaliceMaster angry[/color]
Now this is one very funny dude from the East mehn!!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ's Tomb Opened For First Time In 500 Years - See What Is Inside by Emescot(m): 6:21pm On Dec 04, 2016
Geraldyne:
me I dunno buh ma own b say who dey count am till e reach 500 yrs
Lol its like asking who they count the age of all those egyptian mummies found in egypt
FashionRe: Zimbabwean Hairdresser Rips Hair From Woman’s Head After Boyfriend Failed To Pay by Emescot(m): 2:37pm On Dec 04, 2016
LoL this reminds me of what happened to a girl i know
Christianity EtcRe: We Paid Twice For ‘prayer City’ – MFM’s Dr. Olukoya by Emescot(m): 1:45pm On Dec 04, 2016
Johnnyessence:
u will always say trash when you have nothing to offer the general public. What the man of God said is that the land has certificate of occupancy. With this proof landgrabblers will just be wasting their money and time in the law court.
Wats paininig you there na shocked pls face ur front, mind ur business and dont mention me. Bye
Christianity EtcRe: We Paid Twice For ‘prayer City’ – MFM’s Dr. Olukoya by Emescot(m): 10:10am On Dec 04, 2016
Na so diz same MFM drag land for irawo, ajegunle. Every sunday dem enter the land dey pray ''fire'' and ''die'' for the land owner. Thank God they later lost the land and a living faith church was constructed there. I hope they lose this one too
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Family Know That You Are An Atheist? What Are Their Thoughts On It? by Emescot(m): 7:41am On Dec 04, 2016
onyenze123:
A deist; am a deist too
read more: http://www.religioustolerance.org/deism.htm
Thanks for the link

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