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Car TalkRe: This One-off BMW X6 In Vantablack Finish Is The Darkest Car In The World by Emescot(m): 6:55pm On Aug 28, 2019
Yahoo Bois be waiting for Benz to unveil something like this too grin
PhonesRe: Can My Abandoned Phone Number Be Assigned To Someone Else For Real by Emescot(m): 11:21am On Aug 28, 2019
I retrieved my MTN sim after 2yrs of non usage, My Etisalat sim after 1yr and 3months of non usage (it was a tough battle with Etisalat tho so I involved NCE) and i also retrieved another Etisalat i lost since December all in one day this month, it was a miracle.
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Gunned Down In Badagry While Swallowing A Goat It Strangled To Death by Emescot(m): 11:12am On Aug 28, 2019
See double enjoyment ooo, now they will have both goat meat and snake meat pepper soup...

Naija we too like anything meat Sha...
RomanceRe: Collection Of Girls With The Most Baddest Sexy Yansh by Emescot(m): 10:57am On Aug 28, 2019
donbachi:
Oya turn ur front,i have a question for u...i want to do an international business at solomon island.if i open a company to carry out that transaction..what is the general name for it?and what will be the general name for the account also?..thanks.nice curve u gat there.
I am thinking Corporation and Domiciliary Account??
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady In Bikini Takes Photos In The Middle Of The Road And Caused Traffic ( by Emescot(m): 10:43am On Aug 28, 2019
If the owner of that black SUV was a member of MURI.... nko
RomanceRe: Why Do Igbo Girls Have Beards On The Side Of Their Face by Emescot(m): 10:36am On Aug 28, 2019
MannieA:
Igbo girls are pretty but I'm proud to be a Benin girl
Oba Ato Kpee...
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 9:45am On Aug 28, 2019
ubunja:
dude, stop mentioning me when you write stuff on NL. Cause it seems like you don't have an idea that when you mention a name the person gets an alert.

It's not "speak of the devil and he shall appear".

Pls don't mention my moniker.
See wahala ooo!! I mentioned you once in my write-up, you got interested and asked me a question, I quote you and replied to your question.

If only you ignored the first time I mentioned your monicker "when I spoke of the devil and he appeared" am not sure anything would have happened to you(Sorry if I hurt your pride along the line)

But if you quote me, I will quote you back, if that is an offense, then go ahead and report to the Mod. Thanks
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 9:24am On Aug 28, 2019
ubunja:
how about you quote me next time.

I felt like I contributed in a thread I didn't have any interest in whatsoever.
I really didn't call you to contribute or anything.

It was just a case of "speak of the devil and he shall appear".
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 9:09am On Aug 28, 2019
ubunja:
umm... When did I say this??
Ah Ah!!huh Do I now know your miseducations more than you!!? Let me quote you from Ubunja's Miseducation: Girls open legs, guys open hearts;

"Sex is a Game and whoever catches feelings loses.

Love is a Game and whoever catches Dick loses.

Men chase sex and they lose the moment they get
Emotional. Women chase love and they lose the
moment they get Sexual.

As a man, Whatever you're doing with women, as
long as your heart is not involved, you're winning.
You'll lose the day you catch feelings.

As a woman, Whatever you're doing with men, as
long as your pussy is not involved, you're winning.
You'll lose the day you catch a Dick.
"
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 9:40pm On Aug 27, 2019
MannieA:
Lol
na wa ooo
Notin wey women no go see for this life o
If I tell you wetin we men suffer for some women hand ehn u go pity huMANity and MANhood.grin Peace!!!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 9:30pm On Aug 27, 2019
@Genset, please ignore all those that said he used and dumped you, let me explain what I think happened.

1. It could be that he was disappointed he didn't satisfy you enough in bed, and he is feeling bad since it must have crushed his ego. Solution: Call him and tell him you want to come over again, that you really missed how he made you feel, and you really wish to be with him, that would relax him and to him it's another opportunity to impress you, that should set him back to how it first started.

2. Maybe you made him that way. How?? Maybe you played hard to get for far too long, now it's his turn to play hard to get too.

3. Maybe your V was not as tight and sweet as he imagined.

4. Maybe he really is a player and you have been played.
All in All he has gotten what he needed from you, and as ubunja says, you have lost. Now you have to do the calling and following, he may have used you, it's left for you to decide if you want to be dumped. Regards
PoliticsRe: IPOB Declares Buhari Missing In Japan, Presidency Reacts by Emescot(m): 11:52pm On Aug 26, 2019
Area4Area:
Some of you can be so funny, first picture was showing the banner used in welcoming the Ivorian president, second was that of Nigeria.
You can see "son excellence" in the first and "his excellency" in the second, both meaning same in French and English, na wah for una sef.
Okay did the Ivorian president go to Japan today? So those that welcomed the Ivorian president also welcomed the Nigerian president? Or that is the cloth they wear to welcome African presidents? That particular picture is Photoshopped, I don't know about the others though, but if they can Photoshop that, then what exactly are they hiding?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy 'Cheating' On Stefflon Don With Princess Shyngle: Nigerians React by Emescot(m): 11:17pm On Aug 26, 2019
And one aunty advised steflon that time on tweeter o grin
PoliticsRe: Ambode’s Lawyers: We Foiled EFCC Plot Of Planting Foreign Currency In His House by Emescot(m): 8:53pm On Aug 20, 2019
Commentor:
It is Nigeria and you believe Ambode cannot afford a house well covered by CCTV?

A politician of his repute?

Perhaps he really wasn't up to the position then.
Please don't say that again, will he fix a camera into every room including his toilet? So if they plant foreign currency into the roof of the toilet, how will the camera capture that?
HealthRe: Emeka Has Syphilis, A Short Story By Aproko Doctor by Emescot(m): 8:03am On Aug 18, 2019
Sonfethopia:
Lol, std no be ur portion.
Amen
HealthRe: Emeka Has Syphilis, A Short Story By Aproko Doctor by Emescot(m): 8:02am On Aug 18, 2019
Amuatulu:
grin



Syphilis in your body right now!
Do u know the meaning of Amuatulu in the Igbo language grin
HealthRe: Emeka Has Syphilis, A Short Story By Aproko Doctor by Emescot(m): 10:05pm On Aug 17, 2019
I had unprotected sex last week, and my name is Emekahuh
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Driver Dead In Onitsha (Graphic Photos) by Emescot(m): 10:12am On Aug 14, 2019
Set tyres ablaze abi set the policeman ablazehuh
Car TalkRe: Watch Moment Philippines Customs Crushed 56million Naira Ferrari 360 Spider Car by Emescot(m): 8:10pm On Jul 25, 2019
"the video and photos shows the 360 missing its
front and rear fascias as well as the doors"

My Igbo brothers fit don carry that one join their spare parts business, next we go see am for Alana or Owode onirin grin

Jokes aside, what a waste, like burning phones seized during exam malpractice huh
Christianity EtcRe: How Did Your "God/pastor" Said Relationship Breakup Turn Out? by Emescot(m):
chii8:
You sound bitter,did you have any problem with any pastor or prophecy given to you? Well, prophecy is for edification, exhortation and comfort. If it isn't, then it's not from God,1thess5:19-21.
Both you and the OP have 2 things in common, the first is your monicker and his begins with "ch" and the second I dare not mention. Looking at the OP's questions, I don't see any bitterness, as a matter of fact, that is a good question, and all those who followed their pastor's advise on that topic should come out and tell us what they felt after following the "prophecies".
CrimeRe: Man Fight Nepa For Cutting Off Their Light, Beat Him Severely With Cutlass by Emescot(m): 11:05pm On Jun 20, 2019
Frustration everywhere, Nepa self dey suffer for this country, that was how they pulled ladder off a Nepa official on the pole, and they are just doing their duty
HealthRe: My Close Friend Was Diagnosed Of Breast Cancer Today, What’s Next For Her?? by Emescot(m): 8:43pm On Jun 17, 2019
It's Easier said than done actually, but the next step is for her to be strong, relax her mind and follow doctors advice. I really feel her pain, and please someone should always keep a close eye on her.
CrimeRe: 5 Igbos Seriously Lynched For Killing A Girl by Emescot(m): 8:29pm On Jun 17, 2019
How did you know they are ibos, and if you know that much information why didn't you write their names too undecided
HealthRe: Metaprim Drug Serves What Purpose Please? by Emescot(m): 9:29am On Jun 13, 2019
Most Nairalanders are block heads, only ask when you can't find the answer on googl.
Google Answer-Metaprim Tablet is used for the treatment,
control, prevention, & improvement of the
following diseases, conditions and symptoms:
Malaria infections
Parasitic disease
Metaprim Tablet may also be used for
purposes not listed here.
FamilyRe: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by Emescot(m): 7:30pm On Apr 22, 2019
Noel1:
He never said he had not entered d place. He said he had not slept with her (on the same bed) huh
grin abeg i no wan laugh
FamilyRe: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by Emescot(m): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2019
Marriage26:
My papa no get emotion o... We were brought up with iron hands, bro, the matter pass Abacha regime. He's a dictator... Impregnating before wedding is against my faith but he's surface Christian, and by the way, while growing up, he beats us for not remembering church sermon.


I have met him severally, he never gave any reason, also in the history of the family, I am the first person that want to pay a lady bride price before pregnancy or living together or attempting wedding...
Then why are you trying to break the family history, impregnate the girl, if that will make him happy
RomanceRe: URGENT Help!!!my Boyfriend Is Not Being Cooperative With Me!! by Emescot(m): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2019
From sucking ur asz u will ask him for Golden showers, after that God knows what else, Crazy girls everywherehuh

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