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With all these heavy money yet their states are impoverished?

Link to watch pls

Senegal all the way.

Why does he always take his pictures near all these heavy military accessories?

Is it to instill fear or what?

Hmmm. Hope he doesn't return home to contest for president. Smh

Nice one OP but no be me and you go go Maiduguri o

brain54:
Reminds me a girl I dated way back in Jos…


Those days I was a player with many girl friends. This particular girl I could never go beyond 3 thrusts before shooting the gun. No exaggeration o! More like 3 secs man.

I felt something was wrong with me cos never happened to me before. But Its quite weird I would meet one of my other girlfriends just to confirm if it was me. But I will perform excellently well and with flying colors.

Then invite her over and same thing happens all over again. All the times we had sex I don’t think we went past 15 thrusts…which of course was an improvement from 3 thrusts.

I don’t think it was excitement about her body though ‘cos at the time I had way finer, cuter and more sexy girls I was shagging and this wasn’t happening.

And I really loved her because she was my gist mate and confidant unlike most of the others at the time. But I really found the sex frustrating.

One of the reasons we finally ended the relationship.

Have you ever tried asking her if she'd been circumcised? If yes then that could be the case.

Wait..... So I go cough out 1.5 Billion dollars not even Naira buy that thing? Of what value is it? To boost my ego or what?

Some men are being violated too but shame no go let them speak out

Imagine reporting at the police station that your wife is beating you, police will just have a good laugh and comic relief but it is happening, they are just not speaking out.

So this gender violence of a thing, no be only women be the victim all the time

BigYash:
Anything ,DSS ,police ,ef thief thief and NA, no just concern me.. Blood too full their hands..Na them sabi abeg.

The lady been fine sha..
Pink lips don go like that.. Chai! Love relationship yav wasted many souls.. What happened to walking away? She for kuku stay alive ,then leave the bobo when d cab man talk say she get issue with..

I know say d cab man go dey DSS office now dey chop beating.. Nothing DSS and police no fit do in cases like this..

I swear. Dey chop beating ontop crime wey e no commit

Sapicesa:
Entitlement mentality

I swear.

Una say make we go learn IT, we learn finish tech companies come day layoff staff everywhere

Which kind wahala be this na

Someone should pls summarise

THE CURRENCY SITUATION: A MUST READ

1). So many Nigerians have stacked Naira notes in their closets and are cut up with this policy of the CBN. There is a rush by ignorant Nigerians to convert their Naira to Dollars. Naira is at all time low against dollar and it's going to go even lower. For example a man converts #10m to 12,500 USD at the current exchange rate. It's easier to keep it with himself than to deposit in a Domiciliary account with a DMB because of the stringent policies around FX cash deposits. He hopes that by December when the new Nigeria is floated, he'd have his FX converted back to Naira from the Aboki guys he bought his USD from.

2)The Aboki man who sold FX to his customers at exorbitant rate excitedly goes to the DMB to deposit the millions of Naira he got the the FX swap he did. He knows he is getting richer in geometric proportion by this new policy by the CBN. He awaits the printing of the new Naira notes so as to reconvert the Naira he has in his account today USD and continue making more money.

3). All customers who deposited their Naira notes, those depositing and those who would be depositing are eagerly waiting for December 15. The DMBs are also waiting for the said date. Meanwhile there is a cashless policy waiting to hit all Nigerians by January 2023. On December 15th, customers would rush to the DMBs for new notes so as to withdraw as much as they can before January when the cashless policy would be effected 100%. The DMBS would rush to the central bank branches to withdraw new notes. The branches would go to the H/O for new notes. H/O would release just a little to branches based on cash management policies. CBN Branches would release in trinkets to DMB branches and tell them to go manage their customers. DMBs would revert back to their customers based on the low available new cash notes. There would be slight panicking as customers who deposited old naira notes cannot retrieve same notes from the DMBs anymore because of unavailability. Remember, digital money and paper money is still money and so customers would be advised to use electronic channels to make payments.

4) The Aboki guy who kept millions of Naira is also a victim of the shortage of new notes and so he cannot buy back FX from his customers who were hoping to return the ones the got earlier ones the new notes are in place. Aboki begins to panick as well. Those who have FX and need naira notes begin to sell their FX to people who have naira whether old or new just to cash in before January. In doing so, USD begins to crash as rapidly as it rose. Much of the FX becomes deposited in DMBs as carrying the raw cash isn't useful anymore. The CBN is happy because there is more FX in the banking system to give for Forms A, M and Q. Naira begins to gain rapidly against the dollar.

5). In January, cashless policy takes effect. So even if the CBN makes available more new notes to DMBs, customers cannot withdraw above the stipulated across-the-counter limit to avoid heavy charges. Customers are forced to use electronic payments, FX policy and transfer and withdrawal is so stiff that swapping FX and Naira is no more a gain. USD parallel and black market prices crash all the way down to CBN rate. Inflation based on importation of goods and services is checked as Naira becomes strong against dollar. People who have physical dollars would lose. There would be limited access to naira notes as electronic transfers become prevalent. Enaira purchases also become more as Nigerians look for most seamless methods to do payments. By June, whoever takes over power would have a soft landing as this policy by the CBN has controlled a whole lot of inflation, corruption and economic degradation.

6). If you have Naira notes stashed with you, return them back to the bank through your account. Don't try to play smart trying to beat the system, you may become the architect of your own loss. Your 12,500 USD may fall from #10,000,000 to #5,000,000 in June, 2023. Meanwhile if you put same #10,000,000 in Treasury Bills at the current 14.5%, you should be gaining about #725,000 at the same period.

Let's try and look at the bright side of things, Nigeria shall be great by God's grace.

RapistOnBail:

These Fvckers no sabi write their own yeye English wey we carry with utmost respect for naija.

Americans own is even worse so difficult to read and comprehend their English

Na SARS been dey do this tracking thing before sha but una say make dem disband dem and government don disband dem.

Try go police station sha, don't take the laws into your hands bros

Igbo girls are beauty to behold sha

This guy will bring back Donald Trump the moment he becomes Twitter Boss

But why will a candidate choose not to attend the debate?

osazsky:
them they call multinational u dey call eyimba spits...how many people Chelsea employ for England.. how many people Benz conglomerates employ across Russia..Google is ur friend..my consign is dat those innocent staff that will lose thier jobs have families under them..stupid man

Like you don't understand boss, Benz leaving is a retaliation for Chelsea's hijack.

Seankhalifa:
U collect chealsea... I collect benz

Exactly my thought but western media are making it look asif Benz are leaving Russia voluntarily

Smh

Those wey read Economics, aside the fact that it will give those who starch Naira in their apartments and underground basement, of what economical value is the redesign of Naira

Buy canoe and have rest of mind

Kobicove:
The thing reach everybody house o, whether married or not!

Walai

I sha like Russia for one thing, they have a way of making one do things they want him/her to do either by force or by willingness

iamyemiakins:
Whatsapp vendors that have been disturbing our Whatsapp status right now...

Make una pity us na. Abi how we wan chop

Nora22:
My worse enimy

Lols so if Portable come toast u, u no go gree abi??

Everybody just dey do anyhow for this country