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Nairalander248:
Which kind headline is this?

I swear, e almost gave me headache

updatechange:
This is becoming too embarrassing for us ooo.

Mr babajide over to you…

On a second thought… why did she wait till the man became a governor before coming out hard? Why didn’t she call him out all this while? Or she don’t know his identity then?

According to her, the boy is threatening to kill her if she doesn't take him to his dad

abobote:
The governor should make himself available for DNA test, this is no longer joke

It may not be possible at the moment coz he has immunity covering him. She may have to wait longer o

No qualms

Esseite:
How does cashless policy affect anything?...

- Were your mobile transfers stopped?
- Do you carry cash of 100k around to pay bills?
- A Business person that deals with large volume of cash is learned enough to run a bank account.
- Small retail transactions have the ATM and POS to use.

If you don't have the new currency, DO TRANSFER. Except you want your "bribes" paid in cash

Who receives bribe via transfer?

everythinggirly:
In his house? How much shame should I buy for you?

Africans sha, doesn't he deserve some privacy? That one lives under one's roof doesn't mean one shouldn't be entitled to some privacy na

Lol this man eh

But he is right. The fake life on Instagram will just make pesin think say nothing good is happening in his or her life, not knowing say most na packaging.

As for twitter, I wonder if na yabaleft escapees full am

If you are ready to deal with the consequences that follows, after your confession SIMPle man.

Una funny sha.

All I know is, one man, one vote.

jeromestarks:
Have you ever attendef house dedication or any project commissioning?

You will discover that there's always a ribbon around the house or the project which the commissioner have to cut with a scissors.

God has placed a ribbon under her (hymen) which you (commissioner) have to cut with your scissors (pen1s).

If it's not a virgin, or t can not feel like a virgin.
If it's not a new car, it can not feel like a new car.
Put you pen1s into her. If the hymen is absent, she's a wasted product.

Once she's not a virgin, treat her like a rented apartment. Fvck and go.

Never allow any family to sell you a used building as new.

Thanks man.

They knew what they signed up for.

Just saying, there is no way my principal will be in a bulletproof vehicle and not provide same for my own safety too

jeromestarks:
Op, you're helping them spread the news na


Anyways, the only way you can have pure children is when you marry a virgin woman.

A woman who has been mounted and fvcked by many men will definitely give birth to illegitimate children who will open their legs for many men before marriage.

Ladies are a copy of their mothers.


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

How will you know she is a virgin?

If you take her to the hospital to carry out virginity test, will there be peace and trust in that house??

Strategic?

Ok

Make I put am for pocket come forget am inside car abi, or make pickpocketers carry am abi

U try

Ogun? Hmmmm I pray they see them intact

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Eriggs:
Twas so nauseating and foolish

And the supposed mother of the baby was laughing like someone who was also high

Was pissed when I first saw the video

HitSong:
It's usually heart attacks due to wanting to IMPRESS or SATISFY... The attacks results from various things, but it's usually stress or side effects of SEX ENHANCEMENT DRUGS...


Only a FOOLISH man will be putting his life at risk because he wants to SATISFY or IMPRESS an average Nigerian girl/woman.

THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE AND KNOW THAT YOU CAN NEVER EVER SATISFY THEM, THE BETTER FOR YOU.

Most of these girls are WHORÈS with multiple bodycount. Sex to them is just like a physical need that needs to be satisfied, and no longer with emotional involvements.

HOW CAN YOU SATISFY A WHORÈ?

No matter what you do or how you think you've satisfied or IMPRESSED them, they will still cheat on you.
If you like, have 7 inches and above, have stamina to last for up to 30 minutes, she can still cheat on you with a 30 seconds man...

This is why I usually tell my niggàs not to commit to WHORĒS. ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHORÈ.

It's not like virgins or decent girls guarantees one loyalty and fidelity though, but the tendency of a WHORÈ cheating on you is usually 51-100%.

cc: FuckSilly

Statistician wel done o.

Where you get the 51 to 100% statistic from

The animal instinct will one day kick in.

Even some human being sefk dey experience that animal instinct talk more of......
Rpi to him sha

Really? Do people still use these commercial banks?
Despite all these stamp duty?

I use Fairmoney, they gave me atm card, zero charges, zero stamp duty and I still get to take loan from them easily without any collateral

Kingv:
Gold, oil and gas, limestone, granite,marble, phosphate etc. above all INTELLECTUALS!!!!

Mind you, I am from the South East. Stop all these nonsense Nairaland is known for

No vex, just asking

None of the presidential candidate will pass any integrity test set for them.

I really wish the youth can unite against all these Ancestors who are milking the youth's future dry.

North has OIL
South South has OIL
South East has OIL

So I ask what DOES SOUTH WEST HAVE??

Modified: only asking for educational purpose

justwise:
Ok , so when are you returning back to Nigeria?

Good question, e reach to ask am

Lade18:
Recently met this single lady of one. Been the one footing her bills and sending her daughter (5yrs old) to school. She told me She wouldn't let us have sex until she sees I'm committed and reality love her. Although, that's not the reason I'm talking care of her daughter, I just naturally love to spend for people I care about. Just recently, she's wanting to know how much I give my mom and why I'm the one sending her money when she has a shop and making her money.

Yesterday, she told me I don't love her enough. That, if I can open a shop for my mom , then I can do more for her. But I wasn't the one that opened the shop for her, I just supported her.

Now, we had sex for the first time last month and has been denying me sex since then. Yesterday, she came around and I initiated sex, she denied. She told me if we're ever gonna be together, I should learn how to be a man. In her world, being a man involve me cooking, laundry, take her out, and clean. I told her that's cool. But I don't know what a woman will be doing in a House if she's not working while I'm the one footing her bills. If I ask her this, she would get angry.

My fellow men, why are the requirements for sex getting on the increase these Days? Is that they way it's supposed to be?

. Eyyyaaa boss she is using you. Find your way out before u become a pawn on her chessboard

Fix the country, una dey use am do politics now they are coming for una