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MirthOsas:
Sir @airsaylongcome never ceases to amaze me. Your kind is rare boss. The data would go a long way Sir, and I'm ever grateful.

Boss pls your number. Maybe send it to my WhatsApp

airsaylongcome:
Waoh! It really meant a lot to you. I have unlimited WiFi data at home so I don't really kind of need data. But I know a few people here that would be blown away with 20GB of Data. Throw it open and let people indicate interest. If any of the two guys I know here indicate interest I will let you you know that they have indicated interest and that you can send one or both of them the data. 10GB each if both indicate interest. Otherwise 20GB if only one of them indicates interest

Remi and Osas, over to you

alright boss, I will send to any number you provide here sir

It means a lot to me. I have multiple POS outlest I am managing and it has not been easy using pen, paper and calculator for each out let but with this now my work has been made easier with close to 50%

*Pls I would still like to link up and learn more from you. plssssss sir

airsaylongcome:
Assume amount withdrawn or deposited is in A2, transaction type (Withdrawal or Deposit) is in B2 and charge is in C2

In C2 type the following
=IF(B2="Deposit", 20,IF(A2<=19999.99,0.005*A2,100))

Let me know if you still need assistance

Please note that this function assumes that there are only two possible transaction types in B2, Withdrawal or Deposit. If there are other possible options (such as "Failed" , this function will not work correctly. If you can share an example of what your spreadsheet looks like, I can provide you a more accurate function

I sell data, pls can I appreciate you with 20GB of any network of your choice pls.

my number is on my profile am available on whatsapp

it is so accurate and perfect that even when I used calculator to manually check it, it was 100% correct.

airsaylongcome:
Assume amount withdrawn or deposited is in A2, transaction type (Withdrawal or Deposit) is in B2 and charge is in C2

In C2 type the following
=IF(B2="Deposit", 20,IF(A2<=19999.99,0.005*A2,100))

Let me know if you still need assistance

Please note that this function assumes that there are only two possible transaction types in B2, Withdrawal or Deposit. If there are other possible options (such as "Failed" , this function will not work correctly. If you can share an example of what your spreadsheet looks like, I can provide you a more accurate function

Boss You are a Microsoft Excel wiziard!!!!
omg It worked!!! I will post the screenshot right here!!
I am so excited pls I need to link up with you to learn more plsssss

Hoseaovo:
Long story short.......DM me

thanks boss I have sent you a DM

uchaymart:
This is not completely excel but a maths work around that is executed smoothly using Excel...

All the same, you need maths knowledge+Excel

excel will execute it perfectly but I don't know how to compute it all in one cell coz first it must be able to differentiate withdrawal from deposit, then solve for each amount and come up with the charges.

I know it is something very possible using excel, I just need someone who is very versatile with excel to do it for me.

Hello Nlander, I am in need of a professional, someone who is very good with Microsoft excel to come up with a formula for my POS business.

if you are familiar with how POS work these days, take opay and moniepoint for instance, for withdrawal of 1 naira to 19,999 Naira, they charge 0.5% while from 20,000 Naira and above they charge 100 Naira flat rate And the deposit is 20 Naira, I want a formula like this

for successful withdrawal from 1-19,999 charge 0.5% if 20,000 or above charge 100, and charge 20 Naira for each successful deposit otherwise do not charge.

Danonym:
It's been 4 days since the transfer was made.
I contacted my kuda and they've seen the transfer has been sent, But they said they haven't seen anything till now.
Also I want to thank everyone who responded,
I'm grateful.
I didn't even expect anybody to see this post....
Cus currently what's happening in my family and all around is making me feel very low.
I hope I move past this

Ask Kuda to give you the session ID, give it to the loan app to investigate. Or on your own, get session ID from kuda and email nibbs. Nibbs will confirm if the transfer was successful or not. If they say it was successful then you definitely know the problem is from the loan platform.

Xwizard:
I don’t know if it’s proper to hurriedly go to their office first or call that number first. I just don’t want to take any wrong step. I’m trying to find like 100k for hand now

1. They didn't remove your meter, meaning they want you to pay fine and they'd reconnect you.

2. They left a number for you to call (normal Nigeria levels na) else they'd ask you to go to office, if na that one, dem fit prosecute you.


Just call them with the number they left for you, u go pay fine and just have it at the back of your mind that, that 8 months will be added as debt on your meter. In fact, it is automatically debt already.


Lastly, don't do agidi with them, pay the fine so you can be reconnected coz if you go do agidi wey dem carry u enter office, they are likely going to remove the meter and prosecute you.

Maxymilliano:
Just visit the nearest office and negotiate your penalty/fine ... Tell them it wasn't intentional or just blame the devil as usual "

Last time he recharged was 8 months ago. How can he explain it wasn't intentional??

Sified:
and customer won't come to buy from the shop again lol

That's the painful part

oluwaseyi0:
Selling good on credit is worse it can paralyze your business

I know how many times I don top up for my data business money simply coz of people collecting data on credit. Now no more such nonsense

muyico:
dis wot happened.he wanna obtain loan.but was deny.he den asked 4 my detail.i gave him my numbr.atm card,bvn, my acct no. But when we get to Security input we strt ve prblm.d app keep denying d Security code at back of my atm.immeditely we delete d app.since den dey ve bin disturbing me with sms.not loan debt.but asking me get interest free loan.

Ohh pls do not be tempted to take especially what you can't payback easily

Sified:
Lending someone money or selling goods on credit, which one worst pass?

Both are bad

Someone who called himself honourable is owing me 2k for data I sold to him. He has stopped picking my calls and replying to my message

muyico:
Fairmoney shuld b banned. My frnd borrowed money frm dey ha app.and dey keep disturbing me with daily text.

Tell your friend to go and pay his loan

Omor this will be good o

donleo92:
At a young age, this baby would now start experiencing suffering if he doesn't get a proper guidance.

Nothing pass mama love ooh. that's why I have concluded that my kids can't go to live with any relation ooh. if na garri I get for house, me and my kids go drink am than for them to go dey live wit person

Exactly how my dad raised us and how I'd like to raise my own kids too

salbis:
Deborah just got killed basically because of her faith. Abduljabar had said more derogatory remarks about Prophet Mohammed and until now nothing had happened to him. Infact, he was taken to Dawanau Psychiatric hospital Kano to check his sanity. His case has been ongoing for over a year now. Why didn't they stone him to death? They want to launder his image as a good Muslim, but truth is they are all the same, they chose what to say and where to say. They are worse off in their circles.

Thought he was recently handed 24 behind bars abi no be that Kano guy?

Bunnybee:
What a huge loss. The Government claimed the house was on a planned highway route. But why didn’t they demolish the surrounding houses?

You sef dey see am abi? Toh

michlins:
stop comparing apples to oranges please.

The institutions you mentioned make too much money for the government.

You don't expect to pay someone whose office generate billions daily ₦50,000 and complain when he steals. It's never done.

Compare ASUU with Nigeria police. Having said that, it is high time Nigeria education is deregulated to some extent. It's better to pay ₦500,000 per section and finish a course meant for five years in five years and not a day older. If you pay any less, you will balance off the payment by many years of strike and the worst thing to loose in life is time cause it's irreversible.

If you decide not to pay that much, you will sign a contract that will force you to work in public institution in Nigeria for a certain number of years before you japa. We can't pay for your school fees through subsidised education and the moment you finish, you run away.

I know many people will not be comfortable with my comment but "he who comes to equity must come with clean hands". If we citizens of Nigeria wants to hold the leaders accountable,we too should be accountable.

Let me see see how someone will pay 500,000 as school fees and ASUU will go on strike without the minister of education and labour not getting sacked the next day. Those ones are currently vying for president. Or a student will stay in that hostel in uniben and unn. We may not notice but these things destroy us psychologically and we raise students who don't attain perfection but microbiologists who work in banks

This right here is just the truth but as usual, we don't like hearing the truth.

You pay paltry for school fees and expect what in return? Ok na

2blockus:
Good afternoon Landers.

I have finally resign from the banking job and I am very happy now with my earnings and freedom.

For me to resign I had to work as Bolt driver everyday I close from the bank and drive till 10pm and worked all through the weekends as a bolt driver, with this I was able to save 1million in short period of time and got loan of 1.5m to get another car.

So now my monthly savings after other expenses is 200k which I plan to pay back the loan in six month starting form this month.

I only work from Wednesday to Sunday every week now since I resigned.
Thanks for all the support from here, other contract staff bankers especially men reading this post should look for exits root immediately as there is no future in the banking industry for us as a polytechnic graduates.

Wow I love your guts and courage. Good luck to you in your new endeavour.

l69l:
Show me pictures without filter

U dey mind op

And you still dey find who go advice you??

Good luck taking her back bro

Felabrity:
Gif guy above have something to say

How he manages to get gif for every topic is just surprising, and the thing is most of his gifs are really funny

God I need this kind Grace for my life.

virginprincess:
When you meet your soulmate you don't lost interest after marriage instead you get more interested, but when you get married to someone you don't love(possibly got married to the person for your own selfish reason), you begin to lose interest after getting what you wanted.

You've nailed it
I am a living witness.

Twenty kini??

This can't be true na.


Op I am sure you wanted to type 39, please correct it


Hbd Mr Macaroni