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Celebrities › Re: Mochedda Blasts Fan Who Said "You Still Never Grow Boobs" On Instagram by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2016

Phones › Re: Finally! Video Call Feature Is Now Official On Whatsapp For Everyone by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:25am On Nov 16, 2016

Pvin:
Does one need to update whatsapp app before it starts working

yes. I updated mine nd I can tell u it's cool

Family › Re: Housewife Beaten To Coma For Investing Family Savings In MMM by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2016

goldenceo1:
That's how sum pple will b treated if MMM crash today. the way they go about spreading d gospel of MMM will make u want to believe they owned shares in that MMM. all tanks to referral bonus, guider bonus, video bonus n seminal bonus dey enjoy...

How sum pple faces will luk like wen MMM crashes..

na u wan crash am abi

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:48pm On Nov 12, 2016

na penalty Mikel take score huh

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Crime › Re: 23year-old Dies While Struggling For Gun …his Death A Relief, Says Mother (pic) by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2016

Das why wen praying don't say "God gimmee any kinda child"

Politics › Re: Multi-party Democracy Best For Nigeria – Buhari by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:13pm On Nov 09, 2016

ericessien24:
this government isn't working, thanks to MMM

Foreign Affairs › Re: please how can i get my hacked adsense acct back by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:01am On Nov 09, 2016

congrat

Romance › Re: My GF Just Called Me Her Friend Before Her Male Friend by Emeskhalifa(op): 6:56am On Nov 09, 2016

Terryindeed:
Nigga what up with u self? This will be the last time I will talk to you about this. Can't you see she's not your girlfriend? Now do this if you want to live long to see another girl who will love you and publicly call you her boyfriend. Change her name from your phone to her real name, then get involve with other female friends you have, look for someone who will no take you for granted (I don't mean sleeping with her) someone who likes your company, try to keep yourself busy and get your mind of your so call bae. Honestly I don't fruck with girls who don't frcuk with me. If you do anyhow, I'll move past you. Haba it's not the end of the world if our friendship doesn't count. Nigga grow uppppppppppppp . Are you 20?

Thanks bro.
am 25

Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:53am On Nov 09, 2016

Larrylarex:
You don't know that some people are really making more money during this recession than any other time? I use to tell people there's money in this country, you just don't know how to get it. Provide solutions to people's problems and see them and see them begging you to pay for it

God Bless u. I swear u jus nailed it.

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Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:53am On Nov 09, 2016

eh eh... better com bak come put date nd venue coz we go storm there

Celebrities › Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:30pm On Nov 08, 2016

moshmusth:
Million Dollars my arse

som pple re not destined to b rich sha sad

Romance › My GF Just Called Me Her Friend Before Her Male Friend by Emeskhalifa(op): 9:33pm On Nov 07, 2016

Hello Romance Lander about 1-2 weeks ago, I created a thread about my gf always telling me about her other male friends. And telling me that she has a lot of male friends who are "just her friend" according to her. Many advice I got here was "break up with her" but when I jokingly told her about it, she nearly cried me an ocean. had no choice than to tell her I was only joking coupled with seeing those tears made me to blv I have a special place in her heart.
just this evening she and I were returning from the field and she saw one of her male friend, she then introduced me to the guy as her friend cry

I acted cool there but it is eating me up now.
pls how do I go about it? ....
your advices would be highly appreciated.
Forgive my grammatical blunders

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Politics › Re: Violent Protest In Ikorodu Area Of Lagos Leaves Several People Injured (photo) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:34pm On Nov 07, 2016

This wan wey olokpa bungle am put for back of truck so, you sure say na hospital dem wan carry am go so

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Celebrities › Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:23pm On Nov 07, 2016

Cunninlinguist:
You wicked o.If mandingo jam her with dat him big preek eh, her life will never remain the same

Bros forget tht thing. U no see d size of cucumber wey she use for the vid?

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Celebrities › Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:19pm On Nov 07, 2016

moshmusth:
that Hausa babe Rahamat case na Grace to Grace but this Chidinma own na Grace to Grass Porn star? Really.. BTW he without a sin should first cast the stone

Do u know the million dollars she's gonna make?

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Celebrities › Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2016

1x2x3:
Can't wait to see her and mandingo

Dirty mind. Think say na only me know Mandingo

Crime › Re: Man Having Sex With A Goat In Ondo Caught by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:03pm On Nov 07, 2016

NovusHomo:
"perversion"

Pervert-an individual

Perversion- an act committed by a pervert

Thanks for the correction. Swear I knew I was wrong but kept searching for the right word, tried "pervertness" but didn't jus rhyme. Am so glad for the correction. Thanks

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Politics › Re: How We Got Job To Print Fake INEC Result Sheet In Rivers – Suspect (Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:15pm On Nov 07, 2016

i jus dey laff.

Crime › Re: Pls Nairalanders Can We Concur With This Post Or Quote By A Soldier? PIC by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:15pm On Nov 07, 2016

Crime › Re: Abomination: Man Rapes Goat To Death In Ondo by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:11pm On Nov 07, 2016

nawa o

Crime › Re: Man Having Sex With A Goat In Ondo Caught by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:10pm On Nov 07, 2016

the height of perverts for this country is jus so alarming

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Celebrities › Re: Lupita Nyong’o’s Lookalike Spotted In Lagos by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:59am On Nov 07, 2016

abeq wch wan is Nyogo
I observed wan is slimmer sha

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Crime › Re: How I Ran Gang With My 14 Children- 75years Old Man Says by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:17am On Nov 07, 2016

no b small thin

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Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid, Stop Writing Lousy Lyrics by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:48am On Nov 07, 2016

[quote author=jejemanito post=50749797][/quote]why re you laffing na...
maybe the bed was outside na

Phones › Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:42pm On Nov 05, 2016

Kiddominant:
kiddominant is the name, who the hell are you.

ahn...ahn na wen u do change of name huh

? u used to be Linus

Phones › Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:35am On Nov 05, 2016

Kiddominant:
Samsung Galaxy Note 7, That phone nearly set my Lamborgini on fire when it bursted as i was charging it in the Aventador.

Ogar LINUS abeq Lai Mohammed needs to be replaced by u

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Phones › Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:34am On Nov 05, 2016

Bestinstinct:
Blackberry Bold5.
It made my life miserable

as in eh... spent over 10k on repair at the end na dash I come kuku dash to the phone repairer. Bold5?? i suffer no be small

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Politics › Re: Why Buhari Alone Is To Blame For Nigeria's Recession, & The Way Forward by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:41pm On Nov 04, 2016

nawa oo

Foreign Affairs › Saudi Arabia Royal Prince Sentenced To Flogging And Jail by Emeskhalifa(op): 8:36pm On Nov 04, 2016

Saudi Arabia has flogged a prince convicted in a criminal case, a newspaper reported Wednesday, two weeks after another was executed for murder in rare punishment of the country’s royalty.

The unnamed prince was lashed along with other convicts in a prison in the Red Sea city of Jeddah on Monday, the Okaz daily reported.

It said the prince had been sentenced to flogging and jail without specifying the charges. It was unclear how many lashes he received.

Last month, Saudi authorities executed Prince Turki bin Saud al-Kabir in a highly unusual case involving one of the thousands of members of the royal family.

He was condemned to death for shooting dead Adel al-Mahemid, a Saudi, during a brawl.
Most people put to death in Saudi Arabia are beheaded with a sword.

Saudi Arabia is one of the world’s most prolific executioners and has a strict Islamic legal code under which murder, drug trafficking, armed robbery, rape and apostasy are all punishable by death.

Rights groups have also raised concerns about flogging sentences, including those handed to Saudi rights activist Raif Badawi, convicted of insulting Islam; and Palestinian poet Ashraf Fayad, convicted of apostasy.

Arrested in 2012, Badawi is serving a 10-year jail sentence and has received 50 lashes of a 1,000-lash sentence that caused international outrage.

A Saudi court in February commuted a death sentence against Fayad to eight years in jail, but maintained a punishment of 800 lashes in sessions of 50.

Source: http://aitnews.com.ng/2016/11/02/saudi-arabia-royal-prince-sentenced-to-flogging-and-jail/

Politics › Re: FG Rules Out Online Application For Poor, Most Vulnerable Nigerians by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:00am On Nov 04, 2016

mtchw use dat money do wan tangible thing jhoor. 5k no fit even cover mah 2weezk TP

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fenerbahce Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 3rd Nov 2016 by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:14pm On Nov 03, 2016

mosalab:
Emenuke deserves a goal now....

come go dash am na

Music/Radio › Re: Benjamin ‘Kokoro’ Aderounmu: The Real Life 'Drummer Boy' (pic + Sound) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:13pm On Nov 03, 2016

Stanleywaxy:
I lost my appetite for books , novels most esp after I had a smartphone.

Was a cool story anyway.

swear no b only u

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