₦airaland Forum

vani86:
The groom have mind sha.

Nothing will make me marry a former olosho

but she don retire na.

na to shapaly carri mah lil bro go d sch b dat ooo.
dat boy wan kee hin sef coz of Army work

but these re local rice na

can someone pls tel her to create a smart bubu for Nigerians pls

so as make den aproof the loan abi?

yarimo:
Op ABDULLSALAM ABUBAKAR is not a hausa man as you claim, he is an indigene of CHANCHAGA local government of niger state . And they are GWARI by tribe

gwari ke?
go call am gwari for hin front

hakeem4:
People think any Nigerian from the north is a Hausa man

as in eh...

Jobsdome:
LOL Cultural differences

. Even Arabs no like dat "bend down greet ooo" especially those from Saudi

why stop dem na

Pic looks like it was staged

Story story

chai badt mouth

Reminds me of Nurse Metuh

e make sense na.
com Abuja see... that same house will be sold for nothing less than 5M. i.e for places like Kuje Kwali Abaji and co b dat ooo

ChemicalReaction:
oops..! She's young sha, but comunicatn is still the answer.

okk thanks

ChemicalReaction:
sems your gf is still a teenager(correct me). It's the phase. I heard communicatn is the key in every r'ship. Have a heart2heart talk with her. Don't get worked up, she's doing it to get you jealous and it's working!

she's 21

talk2alabama:
the last person who should cause you emotional trauma should be ur girlfriend.. if she chooses to spend time with her male friends then so be it, she should go and marry them, you are in charge, not her. You have to insist she doesn't speak a word abt her male friends in your presence and mean it. If she disobeys then tell her to get out of your life

Section8:
Look nigga the next time she is yapping about her male friends I want you to ignore her and let ur eyes wander off to the most packaged babe u can see around. Stare at the babe long and hard with a sexy smile, if she ask wetin u dey look tell her wetin u dey look, by the time she starts her complaint u sef start ur own.

The outcome can either be a mutual solution or breakup. LIFE NO HARD!

bro it won't be easy to jus show her the exit door, am planning to have a future with her

talk2alabama:
seems you don't have female friends, d reason why it's eating u up... hw can a girl do dis to u eh?

to be honest I don't have much female frnds. I only have one and she's very far frm me ryt now

Hello RomanceLander.... Pardon my grammatical blunders . PLS I NEED UNA ADVICE
Have this girlfriend, whenever am with her, half of her gists are always about other guys (her male friends). the first tym we went out, she made it clear to me that she has many male friends. though she said they are "Just her friends" but I always feel insecure whenever she's talking about them.
I no fit call her for phone reach 5mins, she go start to tell me about them.
At times when we are on phone, she will ask me to end the call so she can pick their call
it's eating me up gradually.

whitebeard:
Why radio..I mean hello..we have phones."21st" century

chai see d way dem take dey bash you abi
na wettin ITK dey cause b dat :p

congrat

they both need themselves

gypsey:
He is an idiota, believe it or not Rich people do not behave in this manner, that guy is a broke ass, real Rich people do not waste money they are always looking for a way to save money or make more money.

I can bet my ass bill gate, dangote or donald trump (as foolish as they say he is) will never behave in this manner. I don't blame the broke ass he has no employees or tax man to pay wether business is making profit or not.

u knw wetting u dey tok at all

KingGeorgey:
10. Manchester United when Mino Raiola asks if they are interested in another player... May lightning from Prayer city strike u..

. swear comedy na ur call
c as i dey laff inside NEXT CASH AND CARRY like mad man

ClassCaptain:
Ok.

This reminds me of a similar experience on Instagram... As a very handsome young man, I have a lot of ladies following me on Instagram and they do beg for follow back but as a man that have high taste , I usually select a few lucky ones that I follow back..

Now many of this girls will be commenting cute guy, handsome, boo , kiss me, touch me ,enter into my Arizona but as a strong Lord chosen church member, I do ignore the acrobatic efforts of the lady to get my attention as I do not want to fall in the gallows of sin .

I was jejely minding myself as I scrolled through bobrisky pictures when I saw a DM from a popular light skinned Instagram babe..

The thing shock me but I maintained composure......

She start praising me saying she really like my outlook on IG and she do stalk.. she even say she do wake up at midnight to check my pictures while strategically grabbing hold of a certain green color fruit usually used in salad..

She start praises on me and said if I don't mind and I shouldn't tell anybody,she would like to fuk me for free..

I say am a Christian and I do no such but she referred me to David and ask me to beg for forgiveness later..Il

I said I will block her that she shld let me be and I was almost pressing the block button when she sent in these two pictures that made me remove my finger from the block button..

She later sent picture crying that I should please do her bidding or she will commit suicide as she really wants me to sharpen her pencil even if its just once..

It surprise me why this girl want me to lead her into the other room.

I think about what Jesus would do, I think about my reputation, I think about the girl that is suffering and will kill herself if I don't do ,I think about the suffering of the fruit, I think about the pictures of the light twins she sent..

And finally, I arrived at a conclusion...







To be continued......

na beq ah dey beq ooo. come finish am

girls and fish brain abeq who get that Our favourite pic make e epp me upload am

smh

ameezy:
Who cares she belongs to the other room

Jesuuu see as u bleach the small boy