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Christianity is very different from Islam bru.

julybaba:
Lol.
I remembered when I started programming around 2007. I started with HTML.
What actually enticed me was <marquee direction> tag. I was captivated when I saw a colleague run the tag on IE.

I decided to find more tags and see what they do. Very interesting.

When I got tired of HTML, I downloaded a PDF book on PHP (500 pages) and printed it out.
I kept studying it and forming notes from it. It took me three months to get to the last chapter. I decided not to quit. The progression was slow, but my mind was made up.

Dear brother, don't quit, if you want an easy future. A future where your knowledge of codes is enough to put food on your table.

I don't know if You understand me?

Lol, not everyone was ment to be a programmer. The funniest thing about programming is that, u can't persuade people to do it, if dey do, they are likely to back down.
Programming comes from the mind of the individual,self passion not been motivated by something.
The amount of errors that I've solved since I started programming would've been a good reasons for me to quit. But know, programming is born in me, the two longest courses that I've ever took is vanilla css and vanilla JS. But today, I'm an all rounder i.e I can code in any high level language if I feel like without feeling pissed. That is what we call passion and consistency. To be sincere, if u are learning programming in the right way, it is simple and full of fun but it is difficult. So man, that is the fact.

Yeah!! Very good, if u will be dealing with the backend aspect. So much logic that can sit u in one place if u make a single mistake for the next 24hrs and make u to forget ur bath. Go And learn inequalities, +*-=-, -/+=-, simple arithmetic, and many more simple maths.

Would've love to apply, but still learning Laravel. I've been working with core php for 3+yrs now.

brandsoncharlie:
U don’t even know why the western countries, particularly the USA has so much interest in Taiwan and Hong Kong.

I don't know oo. But all what I know is that, China should allow Taiwan live in peace.

Baba, if u know say u get 20million for account abeg travel. If u also know say u no get still travel. No be this Abuja kuduna highway the ring bell everywhere?? Bros dey ur dey. I mean dey ur room, if u like urself ooo.

What?? Him dey cry? Guys, Increase the tempo of the vaulence as e dey go by 10^1000 for each loop.

China shut up , and leave Taiwan to live in peace .

Gandollaar:
Peace was never an option.

Good girl.

What?? U guys should Increase the tempo of the vaulence as e dey go by 10^1000 for each loop.

Gandollaar:
Good one guys! Sustain the tempo.

What?? U dey like Bleep up oo. Increase the tempo as e dey go by 10^1000 for each loop.

Lol, who? PO give u 20million, kikikikikikikiki, oga relax abeg. PO is the chief president of stingy men association that's is why we need him. Thanks try harder.

dodgelord:
Alternative to if else statement na.

Lolz. Boss u thought i dont knw coding?

It's not just alternative to if and elseif.
For proper usage of switch and if/elseif statement
Switch statement is used when dealing with single input i.e when getting single input from the users. Example, from a select element with options.
While, if and elseif statement deals with getting multiple input from users, i.e comparing users data and printing the result according to the logic.

Note, both can be used for the same thing. But for best practice, it's what I wrote up there. Thanks �.

Get the frontend developer, I will run the backend for u. Check my contact below

This is my first time oooo of seeing this ooo. �

adaperry25:
no one developed for me. I did everything myself

okay, try check how I link ur pages

U guys should call off this fucking damn strike. Stop asking questions.

GREATIGBOMAN:
It doesn't stop u from fucking

See your mouth

So na runs girls the finish your small coding money after all the stress

chai, my village people don come for me on nland.
Waiting I do u this morning abeg. You are a mumu man. chai, I don suffer from this guy.

No be now ur blood the hot. Get ready to withstand what u are about to dip ur hands into. Cos it's a no ending journey. U learn till u die. If u don't, u are out of the league. Thanks, I just came to inform u that. So braceup.

GREATIGBOMAN:
Funny guy

I can't be a programmer because I have time for a girl?



Clowns on Nairaland..

Enjoy your cream and your girls on xvidoess and tubes sites

mad man. U are a mumu man. It doesn't stop me from fucking ooo. But no relationship oo, I nack and pass ooo, just that bru. No time for xvideos man, instead my programming tutorial videos. thanks man.

Contact the developer to fixed it for u. They person that developed ur blog.

That's is why they come online to price a programmer for ecommerce site for 20k. I just they look them the laugh. Oga carry ur job go give another programmer I no dey do oo. My brother, e no easy ooo. Na to keep on firing hard oooo, cos after buhari regime work go yapa ooo.

GREATIGBOMAN:
U can't be that busy...
even if u code 12 hours per day.

U still have 12 to sort out other things

I doubt u are a programmer. If u are one u won't say this, cos of past experiences.

If bug hit u, bru u might forget to take ur bath that particular day, I swear.

When errors hit you bru, it is a different story. Sometimes, I code till 4am, 5am due to errors gotten.
Before writing codes u already know the result. U can take a whole day programming, just to get what u really want.

It's not good to be lonely. But the way girls behave now a days can make u go mad. So, instead of going mad for a woman let me go mad for my codes and that is what is currently happening.

Hmmm, chai!

Them don leak info give those idiots them japa. The military has been infiltrated by some unscrupulous element. E don come reach una body, una don wake up.

Congrats

Hello, I can handle it for you. Check my signature for contact.

Drink what u want to drink and eat what u want to eat before 6pm. After that, don't take anything again. U will see improvement. Sorry bru.

1. They don't know that we know.
2. They know that we know.
3. They know we know.
4. We know they don't know that

That is the possible combinations. This is gotten from project management.