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Politics / Re: Police Intercept Truck Carrying 147 Passengers From Zamfara Heading South by Emilokan1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 03, 2022
Testing, testing ............if you know you know. grin

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Health / Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by Emilokan1(m): 8:02pm On Jul 30, 2022
Munzy14:

People don't know the efficacy of shea butter...so magical.
I really do feel sorry for the ignoramuses making jest of my post. I really don't them.
Health / Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by Emilokan1(m): 11:59am On Jul 30, 2022
omooba969:


When I saw your moniker I concluded you must have forgotten your brain at bourdillon. wink
better bourdillon than ikorodu. You measured me by my moniker.your IQ abysmally and unfortunately low
Health / Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by Emilokan1(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2022
omooba969:


When it comes to health and wellbeing, following your advise is tantamount to suicide.
I stand on my advice to him. If he tries it and it doesn't work,let him come back here and call me any name he likes. In the meantime have you gone on your daily errands?
Celebrities / Re: Amber Heard Declares Bankruptcy, Unable To Pay Johnny Depp by Emilokan1(m): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2022
I knew she'll never be able to pay, because she was not worth a fraction of his fortune. He doesn't need her broke ass money. Losing the case to him is enough compensation. This is a lesson to all the broke ass , entitled, leaching, and manipulative hags on NL, who thinks men are their play pen and reusable sanitary pads, you'll eat the humble pie. Congratulations Johnny Depp, you've put that parasite in her place; the hall of shamegrin

Sheisenough01:
Yeye Woman grin


We stand with Johnny Depp
all the ladies sef support Depp.

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Health / Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by Emilokan1(m): 11:20am On Jul 30, 2022
Rub Aboniki and Shea butter on that nonsense for 7 days or as long as possible,and you ll marveled at its results. Sometimes ,mercy comes from inconsequential and small things . tongue

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Business / Re: Falling Naira: EFCC Raids Bureau De Change Firms by Emilokan1(m): 11:14am On Jul 30, 2022
When will we accumulate sense in this country? Why is Emefiele still walking free? Going after BDCs is so nonsensical and wild goose chase grin

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Politics / Re: Presidency: Obasanjo Woos North For Obi/Baba-Ahmed - Newtelegraphng by Emilokan1(m): 11:08am On Jul 30, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Portable Drives A Fan Who Broke The Glass Of His Car To Police Station by Emilokan1(m): 2:40pm On Jul 29, 2022
Okada rider dull pass portable.pesin wey you go gag for steering wheel till e choke find ya way
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Crime / Re: Aiye Cultists Attack Policemen In Ogun; Their Leader Escapes With Bullet Wounds by Emilokan1(m): 5:34pm On Jul 26, 2022
Ben turn Ben Johnson, take off abandon im men dem.coward aye men dem. Na lowlife and low esteemed men dey run cultist package. Real men hustle legit grin

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Crime / Re: Aiye Cultists Attack Policemen In Ogun; Their Leader Escapes With Bullet Wounds by Emilokan1(m): 5:30pm On Jul 26, 2022
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Politics / Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Constitutes Transition Committee by Emilokan1(m): 12:33pm On Jul 26, 2022
The man has not even hit the ground and he's already running. Way to go sir. They won't see you coming. Ogun,lagos in next .grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Never Flaunt My Bae Online Again — Dancer Korra Obidi Vows (Video) by Emilokan1(m): 3:33pm On Jul 25, 2022
You're seriously pained. I thought you were immune to the whole thing in the beginning. Forming amazon. Na now ya eyes don clear,abi? No be curse o,but you no go see anoda bobo wey go set and gentle like dis wan again. Opportunity lost.Too late. Move on grin

Kobojunkie:
Better yet, next time find you a man who is secure in his being to realize that what others say should in no way determine or impact his relationship and love and marriage. undecided
once a man comes to his senses and puts his feet down, he's insecure,but if he tolerates all your selfish excesses,he secure,abi? Confused gender dem. She go find tire. Na the last mugu drop her so. Good luck to her finding someone to manage her excess luggage . grin

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Health / Re: My Experience At Federal Teaching Hospital, Gombe, Gombe State (Photo) by Emilokan1(m): 9:27am On Jul 22, 2022
Jolomenas:

What about southern hospitals?

To surprise you most hospitals in Nigeria are dominated by yorubas

Stupid human being
so you think I'm Yoruba? Your ignorance is entertaining. you're emotionally corruptgrin
Health / Re: My Experience At Federal Teaching Hospital, Gombe, Gombe State (Photo) by Emilokan1(m): 7:36pm On Jul 21, 2022
You're even lucky to have met someone on duty bro . Northern hospitals are upgraded poultries fit only for fowlsgrin

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Crime / Re: We Broke Windows To Rescue Man Set Ablaze By Wife — Neighbour by Emilokan1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 21, 2022
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Politics / Re: President Buhari In Closed-Door Meeting With Shettima (Photos) by Emilokan1(m): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
Buhari: shetti, shetti . Market don burst o. Street don discover say na you be commander general of the boko haram and Fulani herdsmen . That marriage between you Escobar bourdillon no go work o.grin

Shettima: Oga, e no go easy again o as dem don endorse me, and me boys dem don dey prepare for invasion after we win for 2023. By then I go don be president after we mod tinubu. Na we go dey run tins. Na we dey power. Military, judiciary, Ministries, paramilitary. We've come too far to go back. Islamisation of Nigeria is a dream that must come true.
Baba stand down leave road for we.

Buhari: what were we discussing before? I'm trying to remember. undecided

Shettima: you were congratulating me as my nomination as the vice president sir. cheesy

Buhari: oh, I see! That's good. Congratulations. It seems I called you here for something else that I can't seem to remember. Anyways my regards to lamidi.
Shettima: you mean Ahmed?
Buhari: whatever. That bat ruined my endorsement plans and I'll never forgive him. I'm handing over to Peter obi.

Shettima: you say what sir!!!


Buhari: I can't remember . What was that.........?



And the beat goes on grin




Look at this one!
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Anything to make our darling nation progress is all we want @.

God bless our Darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his amiable Vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo for all they are doing to make this once battered and looted nation work again.

God bless Nigeria.
wee you keep kwayet! grin

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Travel / Re: Bringing My Wife To UK As Soon As Possible by Emilokan1(m): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2022
Enuguguy:



That's not the information I'm looking for from you
Your statement is diversionary
ya eye go clear by force when you find yourself on the streets. Dem no dey telli pesin grin

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Travel / Re: Bringing My Wife To UK As Soon As Possible by Emilokan1(m): 4:38pm On Jul 20, 2022
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Car Talk / Re: Oil Change From Mobil 1 5w30 To Any Other Good Synthetic Oil . by Emilokan1(m): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2022
You can safely change to automedics oil that contains polytron. It's 5w30, and fully synthetic. Pls Google it and make up your mind.
Car Talk / Re: Cost Of Fixing This Scratch? by Emilokan1(m): 3:19pm On Jul 20, 2022
Kelvin30286063:

You're right but that still depends on who. A roadside Painter can spray it for 5k but every body will see how terrible the job is. grin while a good auto painting shop may do it for 50k. Quality is the difference basically.
una give the comrade hope ,na una come still deflate am.why una be like dis for dis platform? grin
50k to cover small scratch.how go paint the whole tin sef?

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Car Talk / Re: Have You Seen Or Used The New Mobil Super 3000 Fully Synthetic 5W-40 Engine Oil? by Emilokan1(m): 6:22pm On Jul 19, 2022
bigx:
Only a non oil seller would answer this question honestly
The vawulence advocate has arrived grin
Car Talk / Re: My Vehicle Sound Change After My Mech. Tamper With This Part. Help by Emilokan1(m): 6:12pm On Jul 19, 2022
Mad fifu full this thread grin
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Revisits Her "Beef" With Ada Ameh After Her Death by Emilokan1(m): 8:28am On Jul 19, 2022
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Politics / Re: Adeleke’s Camp Worries Over Litigation, Woos PDP Faction by Emilokan1(m): 7:10am On Jul 19, 2022
No wahala here. Nothing wey money no fit solve with politicians.
So Osun state has been funneling it's allocation to the agbado cassava Republic of Lagos .no wonder Osun state is underdeveloped. This is what bat Escobar wants to achieve as president. Koni happen grin
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Presents His Friend For Rituals To Drive His Dream Car (Video) by Emilokan1(m): 2:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
So innocent looking yet very vile and evil. this is the kind of kid youll Ignorantly send to buy you food, and he'll poison it without givingit a moments thought angry

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Politics / Re: All Information Coming Has Been Good For PDP, Be At Alert – Davido To Voters by Emilokan1(m): 6:01pm On Jul 16, 2022
sweet music to the ears. APC is dead on arrival. Their supporters seemed to have withered out grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Wins First Polling Unit In Osun Election by Emilokan1(m): 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2022
Chai! Hospital go overwhelm today.cardiac arrest casualties go plenty . Never again will osun state play host to a calamity like oyetola. Never! grin


sonnie10:
Is it Tinubu that damaged APC or is it APC that damaged Tinubu?
which kin wicked question be dis na? grin

kponkedenge:
As a Labourite, I am okay with PDP winning, rather than the Islamic Party.
walahi,same here bro grin

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Politics / Re: Osun: They Are Collecting Our Money, I Haven't Seen Any Votes - Party Agent by Emilokan1(m): 3:52pm On Jul 16, 2022
Oju ti owo. Oju oti imole. Imole de,okunkun parada : cheesy
Money has been put to shame. Illumination has ousted darkness grin

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Businessman, Emeka Ekwunife To 10 Years Imprisonment For Theft by Emilokan1(m): 8:47pm On Jul 14, 2022
kleptokratic butter fingers.hope funds were recovered from him? grin

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Crime / Re: Alaba Bakare's Death: Court Summons IGP, Others Over Alleged Cover Up by Emilokan1(m): 9:32pm On Jul 13, 2022
have we ever stop to think that satan is actually a woman? Adam never saw satan that gave the apple to eve. It was eve that cooked up the stories,lying on a fictitous satan, so as to divert attention from herself.that's why we have reclusive women with murderous tendencies, like thefutureisfemale,fernadezisback, and other daughters of jezebels up in here,but forming tushup.
grin

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