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Politics › Re: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by Emilord(m): 10:06pm On Jan 10, 2013
Bleep all the white men that dön't know that they are all albinos,and that albinos smell more...i hail that guy grit
Romance › Re: At What Age Did Have Your First Crush by Emilord(m): 10:24am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]13, I had two. My brother's friend, he never knew, but gosh I could faint when he comes around. Most handsome naija boy I had ever seen around. This crush lasted for like 10yrs. My useless older friend knacked him sha.
My second crush, we ended up dating later on, he never knew though. He even asked me out gan sef, but I refused with shakara. Small me at 13, wetin I wan use "big boy" of 15 do? All the girls loved him. cool. They still do. grin[/quote]ALL THE GIRLS LOVED HIM,and u love him too and still do?
Romance › Re: At What Age Did Have Your First Crush by Emilord(m): 10:20am On Jan 10, 2013
It was wen i was 6,i was doing hide and seek with her.i caught her under a dark table and was abt to b***,OMG popsy calls
Romance › Re: Can You Lay Down Your Life For The Love Of Your Life? by Emilord(m): 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2013
Oh!is a pity...she laid down her life 4 me last year.RIP juliet!!!
Romance › Re: Would You Come Back After Being Dumped By Your Ex? by Emilord(m): 11:10pm On Dec 30, 2012
It depends on d reasons shaa o.assuming she won a big promo:e.g,if X and Y break-up and afta few days X won $12B..,Then find X
Crime › Re: Tiwa Banks Aka Tiwantiwa Stabbed By Landlord's Son by Emilord(m): 2:16pm On Dec 11, 2012
And in my memories i have seen the brothers bleed,and everybody grieves,but still nobody sees...*just rapn 2pac's only God will judge me*
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Kidnapped? by Emilord(m): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2012
Meehnn,dis xmas go make brain die...they must vomit like ATM machine
Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Gives £800,000 Worth Of Diamond RingsTo Former Chelsea Team Mates by Emilord(m): 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2012
Just £800,000 worth of rings?is not much na
Politics › Re: Bunmi Awoniyi Is A Superior Court Judge In US by Emilord(m): 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2012
baysol: This is the more reason why on a lighter note, one wants to think what are the yorubas thinking mixing up with backward tribes of bygots in Nigeria and never think what they would have achieved as Odua republic. Well don sis, we have your back. We also note the wannabes who want to say they are the thing that make Nigeria tick with the criminality and all. Bigup for Odua republic.
i would have cursed you,but maybe am in the right mood...!!
Politics › Re: Falana Threatens To Sue FG Over NNPC Appointments by Emilord(m): 10:13am On Dec 03, 2012
I support falana on this issue.if the enabling status setting the NNPC states that the board should contain not more than seven people,and appointing another two persons making it nine.that to me is ultra-vires,and should be dumped at the bud.See corruption entails nothing but doing the wrong thing when the right thing is available.Go Falana....!!!
Romance › Re: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by Emilord(m): 12:29pm On Nov 30, 2012
She always thinks abt me and always on time
Crime › Re: Man Killed For Ritual By Childhood Friends by Emilord(m): 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2012
Some Nigerians have completely lost all sense of moral virtues...killing a childhood friend,4 wat?where has all d sanity gone to?could we not see that SATAN might have well be doing some part of creation in dis seemingly uninhabited planet earth,it sounds blasphemous,but these guys must have been created by devil himself...d rate at which vicious crimes are committed in this country runs faster than Mtn free MB
Crime › Re: More Suspects Arrested In Cynthia's Murder by Emilord(m): 2:54pm On Sep 06, 2012
Ndi police sef,telling us mike Ejeagha stories...anyway police r not smiling too
Politics › Re: Cynthia's BlackBerry Found With Port Harcourt-based Businessman by Emilord(m): 12:13pm On Sep 05, 2012
Cutejay: Hmmm this means that the killing was not a mistake as claimed by the suspects, it was an intentional act. If not why else would they video the evil act? More lessons to be learnt.
sounding more lyk a lawyer yes,i agree with you...the menrea was totally there
Nairaland General › Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by Emilord(m): 5:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
JESUS CHRIST

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

CHUKWUMA NZEOGWU
Nairaland General › Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by Emilord(m): 5:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
JESUS CHRIST
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
CHUKWUMA NZEOGWU
Politics › Where Is The Surplus Of Our Crude Oil Production Going? by Emilord(op): 8:15am On Aug 30, 2012
1. Crude Oil production/day - 2.5M barrels
2. Current Price = $113/barrel
3. Daily Sales = 2.5M x 113 = $282.5million
4. Monthly Sales = 282.5M x 30days = $8.475billion
5. Yearly Sales = $8.475billion x 12 = $101.7billion
6. Naira Equivalent = 101.7billion x #160 = #16.272trillion per Yr.
7. Nigeria's budget for 2012 = #4.5trillion
Now d question is: Where is d surplus going ?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Visit: Anambra Closes Markets by Emilord(m): 2:03pm On Aug 29, 2012
His visit is a huge welcome development to ndi anambra and ndi igbo as a whole.Even if 2days public holidays is declared,we will still be happy.
4 those retards dat refute d closure of d markets,when was d last tym a 'NIGERIAN PRESIDENT' visited anambra last not to talk of commissioning a colossal series of projects that we have nt witnessed before.
Other 'NIGERIA PRESIDENTS'did not support d initial running of d OPR(ORIENT PETROLEUM RESOURCES)in aguleri-otu under d pretence dat it is under"strategic reserve".bt dis NIGERIA PRESIDENT came and OPR is now very auspicious...so wat a hell are ingrates and nit-wits contending?...even if is one week closure of markets we still welcome it
Crime › Re: The Faces Of Cynthia Osokogu’s Alleged Murderers by Emilord(m): 3:23pm On Aug 28, 2012
Dumbfounded
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday Funke Akindele And Osita Iheme by Emilord(m): 3:11pm On Aug 24, 2012
Mehnn,jenifer na old babe o...36 years no be moi moi
Phones › "Www.mtndays.org" Is A SCAM!!! by Emilord(op): 4:42pm On Aug 23, 2012
Scammers are making rounds with their ruse again.These scammers are sending messages to people and telling them that they have won N50,000 worth of recharge card in Mtn Yellow-card,with a code 4 you to claim the price.They will then refer you to go to www.mtndays.org to claim d price wit d said code.Afta you might have entered d pin,they will provide a space in a blank there,and ask u dat u shud buy 3,000 worth of airtime and enter d pins in d space and afta dat u will recieve 53,000 Worth of airtime.
Is a SCAM!!!run 4 ur dear life
Education › Re: 2-Students Commit Suicide Over WAEC-Exam-Failure by Emilord(m): 10:06am On Aug 23, 2012
They r jst being foolish...jst three years of failure.only cowards commit suicide
Crime › Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by Emilord(m): 10:09pm On Aug 22, 2012
Ninapha: .

Rapu kwa madu aka, maka ndi SARS Awkuzu ji kwa iwe bata iffite Awkuzu.
u be correct nwa amala
Crime › Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by Emilord(m): 9:46pm On Aug 22, 2012
berem: will you shut your trap and stop saying rubbish! Was is not your people that killed their blood brother and sold his body parts bit by bit to ritualists in the same festac town? Pls I don't wanna start a tribal fight you hear me so?
Nne leave dat ANUMANU,u shudnt be wastn ur byte on such a mor¤n
Crime › Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by Emilord(m): 9:41pm On Aug 22, 2012
Boyz maka why na?so una dey strangle d gurl una no even send her beautiful face...AWKUZU SARS shud catch u guys to c slow death.
Crime › Re: Cynthia Osokogu Was Killed By Her FaceBook Friends by Emilord(m): 1:42pm On Aug 22, 2012
Gurls are so naive,especially wen dealing wit male folks.And she left 4 lagos without telling her parents,huh...ifa bu onwu uche.such a beautiful gurl and some1'property'.UWADIEGWU
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: U-20 Women's World Cup (1 - 1) On Wednesday August 22 by Emilord(m): 6:22am On Aug 22, 2012
Pls,Which station will show the match?

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