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PoliticsRe: Marylin Ogar Redeployed To Borno Command Center by emirate0(m): 11:23pm On Jul 19, 2015
EducationRe: If You Didnt Do This While In The University Then You Missed Thousands Of Naira by emirate0(m): 1:09am On Jul 18, 2015
abumeinben:
Hin don be prof?
Yes o
EducationRe: If You Didnt Do This While In The University Then You Missed Thousands Of Naira by emirate0(m): 8:22am On Jul 17, 2015
abumeinben:
Rag day huh

Which normal university does dat?

Not any thinking Federal uni would do dat...

When person never finish EEE533

Try rag day for Uniben, na health centre u go land
The great prof ubeku
EducationRe: Helpful Tips For Nigerians Who Wants To Study Abroad by emirate0(m): 12:54am On Jul 15, 2015
Op am a first class graduate of electrical/electronics engineering, where would b suitable for me to further my education wit d prospect of gettin a good job after d program
PoliticsRe: List Of Roads Lagos State Govt. Has Scheduled For Repairs by emirate0(m): 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2015
ApcSucks:
Ok apapa greed lock needs urgent attention


Buhari is a dulllardinho

Brukutu sipping president

The oluwole general

This one chance we will endure b4 uu knw it 4years is gone


And the Brukutu sipping man will be driven away with his presidential cows
Oboy, hw did u escape frm yaba.
BusinessRe: Photos : Customer Congest Banks As BVN Deadline Nears .. by emirate0(m): 9:30pm On Jun 26, 2015
PoliticsRe: Senate Will Reconvene To Consider Ministerial List — Saraki by emirate0(m): 7:43pm On Jun 25, 2015
Emekamex:
After spending their fighting allowance, abi?
End of round 1.


Round 2*gbagan* FIGHT!!!
PoliticsRe: Dr Nnamdi Azikwe's Campaign In 1960 (photo) by emirate0(m): 6:58pm On Jun 21, 2015
See amaechi's equivalent holdin d table
PhonesRe: Power Banks Can't And Didn't Kill A Ghanaian Girl. See Why. by emirate0(m): 8:23am On Jun 21, 2015
Tellnig:
See, I had a power bank back then, February i guess, i connected my MP4 to it, while charging I just heard GBOOOOM he blow danu, thank God i wasn't holding it, maybe my death would have made headlines....
Anyway checkout my signature for the hottest Etisalat promo jho
Dat sound u heard is d transformer burnin. As long as d current Cnt pass tru d coils of d transformer den it Cnt get to u. D highest u Cn receive is a slight shock
SportsRe: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by emirate0(m): 11:07am On May 20, 2015
Am so loving dis thread. Manu wil find it tough selecting his starting 11
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Without Make-up by emirate0(m): 11:11am On Apr 06, 2015
Yemi na fine woman o. Mk she champion change against brown powder
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Jehovah's Withness.. by emirate0(m): 2:23am On Mar 04, 2015
Chuka my guy.
CelebritiesRe: AY, Peter And Paul Okoye And Friends On Soccer Pitch by emirate0(m): 6:39pm On Feb 28, 2015
Acidosis:
What is madness?

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let there be light, and there was light) grin



Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will land you a job in Shell

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will eradicate your personal & family problems.

Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta. cheesy

What is madness?

Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of the above will come to pass.
Madness is wen u derail a topic
CelebritiesRe: AY, Peter And Paul Okoye And Friends On Soccer Pitch by emirate0(m): 6:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
Acidosis:
What is madness?

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let there be light, and there was light) grin



Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will land you a job in Shell

Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will eradicate your personal & family problems.

Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta. cheesy

What is madness?

Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of the above will come to pass.
Madness is wen u derail a post
SportsRe: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by emirate0(m): 12:30pm On Feb 19, 2015
Dhelake:
Goalkeepers ::
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Defenders ::
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Midfielders ::


Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Strikers ::
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
Freak
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Jehovah's Withness.. by emirate0(m): 9:43am On Feb 01, 2015
#chinwe Plsss continue . We hav gone 2 far 4 u to abandon me. Dnt b lyk emeka. B my ogechi sad cry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Winning Southwest Votes: Is Anyone Doubting This? by emirate0(m): 12:04pm On Jan 17, 2015
waternogetemeny:
[size=18pt]There vote this Feb 2015 will seal their faith wen Nigeria divides this year. If the Southwest love the North so much to sabotage the interest of the entire South, then they will join the North this 2015 wen Nigeria splits.[/size]
OYO 4 u
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by emirate0(m): 8:56pm On Jan 05, 2015
fritxie101:
Bros forget dt tin.
Mayb u watched it in d movies. Yes she cud bite but nt chop off except if d dude is unclad which cud still tak sum tym.
Have heard en seen dudes who's peanuts have been bitten buh nt chopped off.
D op is nt givin us d real gist. She actually organised Bois to beat d man
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by emirate0(m): 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2015
pelij:
pls how does his dick look like huh
Like your own
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by emirate0(m): 1:52pm On Jan 05, 2015
Donkaz:
This news smells fishy and 'frogy' at the same time

1.So the man just stood there watching the woman bend down and cut off his thing? Abi na Mouth Action hin dey expect

2.Was the man naked? Cos I wonder how she was able to spit out the man's p.enis. Abi she bite plus the trouser comot?

in short op where is your source?
It happened in my area
PoliticsRe: Why Father Mbaka Is Fighting Jonathan. by emirate0(m): 1:45pm On Jan 05, 2015
atbu1983:
Rev Father Jean-Bertrand Aristide was a catholic Priest was elected president of Haiti twice. If you don't have knowledge don't talk.

All the true prophets in the bible were very involve in Politics. They make kings and remove kings. Some of the true prophets in the bible even instigated coup.
Lies. Name a disciple of Jesus dat Ws involved in pollitics
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by emirate0(m): 3:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
Where is the love gutter ?grin
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by emirate0(m): 3:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life. smiley




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeghuh
Yes o. Cyril is a graduate
RomanceRe: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by emirate0(m): 12:44pm On Dec 29, 2014
tjones007:
My moment was when I finally felt like a superman then batman comes.

There is this girl whose mom shop is my area. Slim, tall, sexy.

On a faithful night I finally summon courage to talk her. I touched her from behind to get her attention. Hi. She replied in kind. Then I heard a voice from the back. Not a friendly voice at all. "What do you want with her"
Looked back it was her mother. I replied she is my old classmate in secondary school.
I was so embarrased that day her last words where. Move joor.

embarassed
Jesuuu, u suppose commit suicide na shocked
PoliticsRe: This Was How President Jonathan Met Our Railway System (Pictures) by emirate0(m): 10:57am On Dec 20, 2014
manny4life:
OBJ started all these and for 8 years where and what did he finish? GEJ came in and fixed the rail network, the beef is that the coaches don't look modern right? I guess what I'm saying is let's give credit where and when due..
Keep quiet. Hav u entered any of these trains. If u hav, did u enjoy d ride. E- warriors everywhere. Sellin deir conscience 4 peanut.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Jehovah's Withness.. by emirate0(m): 10:35am On Dec 20, 2014
Am really enjoying ur story. Nigerians are really good writers
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Responds To Fayose. by emirate0(m): 10:45am On Dec 06, 2014
Dear baba cheesy grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy hilarious shit.
FamilyRe: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by emirate0(m): 10:28am On Dec 06, 2014
Am 100% guilty cry 1 way or d oda de helped in my developments. No wonder children of Dese days no get sense because de missed such.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Shows Off His Money On His Instagram Account. Wtf! by emirate0(m): 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2014
All dis 9ja celebs wit deir small small change. Person no go hear word again. Olamide no senior Justin Bieber or Calvin Harris Bt de dnt misbehave lyk dis even tho de Cn hire olamide as deir house boi grin
CelebritiesRe: 39yrs Old Actress Rita Dominic Is Getting Married ★pics★ by emirate0(m): 8:17pm On Dec 01, 2014
My dear, Cn u play football wen d game is already overhuh? Wat is d need??
CelebritiesRe: Twitter: Linda Ikeji Is In Trouble Again With Femi Kuti (see Screenshots) by emirate0(m): 8:15am On Nov 29, 2014
Linda Linda I de feel ur hustle. Bt nor use ur hustle spoil person own. U need to learn how to take permission frm pple b4 uploadin personal informations abt dem . Show som regards .




If u mk me vex I go tell Google because I sch in California
CelebritiesRe: Twitter: Linda Ikeji Is In Trouble Again With Femi Kuti (see Screenshots) by emirate0(m): 7:33am On Nov 29, 2014
Linda Linda I de feel ur hustle. Bt nor use ur hustle spoil person own. U need to learn how to take permission frm pple b4 uploadin personal informations abt dem . Show som regards .




If u mk me vex I go tell Google because I sch in California

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