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afamjb:
walai bros no b only u oh...

him dey wait u for park make una join body nah

omenka:
Kai. See my Panamera!!

I hate flying tho. Don't think I could ever get used to it!! Hate escalators and elevators too.

Hmm see as u talk am like say u don been dey fly b4 i salute ur jonzing bro

LegendarySage:
This is so sad. I can't believe I'm actually crying. may his soul rest in perfect peace.

Pikshure of u cryin or i dnt bliv u said that u cnt bliv ur actually crying;-(

Airforce1: I don't even have any of her album or songs on my phone

Last time I listened to her song was in 2009 on star fm 101.5

How u want take listen or get her album wer 24/7 u get for 80,000 feet above sea level abi no airforce be dat ur name

[b][/b]THOSE IN FAVOUR OF GETTING ONLY kitten AS GAIN IN A RELATIONSHIP SAY HIIIIIII

NB:BEFORE NA BIBLE I GO GAIN

kullozone: wow!
you've realy enlightened me..
tnx for these verses
but does it mean a pastor has to be poor inorder to be honest with the work of God?
don't you tink God also plays his part in making some pastors wealthy?

No be by 4 Private jet and poor people money and by force offering

GSKing: ekpelima.

great ANINI any bagger wey quote me will hear nwiiii dis afternoon I ready for una rubbish

lafuria1: Start from $10 million for trauma, disrespect, torture, racism, lost of valuable items, deception and attempted murder through starvation.

U be lawyer see list of crimes

CzarChris: Guy take 6 bottles of big stout + nkwobi for my head. You too much bros, you just summed up the whole issue beautifully. Infact, THREAD CLOSED!!!

Help me tell the guy make him make am 8 bottle nwanne owee di

edozie04: This 1 is one of them

U be witch how u take knw wetin dey my mind

pheesayor: They shouldn't have wasted him


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxZgx96awQ

You been won give am award

sainty2k3: I hope he won't release another video soon. Anyway , kudos to Nigeria millitary

That will be in hell with his 7 virgins giving him Mouth Gig

ResourceMan: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1731049_shekau1e14115770095411024x744_jpeg_jpeg1aadf9af6fa73fb5d1e682ebd78d48e3

Why is the idio.t smiling in death. Abi one of the 72 virgins don dey give am head already!

Ma bro help me ask that idiot wetin dey make am laf

When has sex become a barter trade

LifeIsGuhd: Wow!! You went extra miles, am not saying sex in a relationship is bad whether or not he is spending.
All I am against is the phrase; if no sex, then no spending! Finito

And the most thing is that sex must come first before spending

MissMalia: na u go knw...c ya mouth lyk feel among.Shuld al relatnshp b based on Sex?

Before nko ok make I ask u should al relationship be base on taken care of the ladies #GiveAndTakeSharply

aswear this chick here get swag pass this boffalllooooooo

sirjohnson: Incomplete and not detailed enough, read the complete news of the capture Here

Oga sir john if I click on that ur link make I naked baff

Bevy12: Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.

My dear what else do u want me to do If not to chase away high BP with her speeches

20 Funniest Quotes From
Patience Jonathan
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
2. The President was once a child
and the Senators were once a
children .
3. My fellow widows .
4. A good mother takes care of
his children .
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children .
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, , it is not easy to carry
second in an
International competition like
this one , ( addressing press
men after Female Under - 19 FIFA
World Cup) .
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn’ t it not a woman ? They
were once a children now a
adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow .
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become
widows for loosing their parents
for one reason or another .
9. We should have love for our
fellow Nigerians irrespective of
their NATIONALITY .
10. Thank God the Doctors and
Nurses are responding
to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself
instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man , he
died but his manhood lives on .
13) Chai ! Chai! There is God o…
there’s God in everything we are
doing, continue !
14) Na only you waka come ?
15) Vote UMBLERRA and press
your finger for UMBLERRA.
16) My husband , Dr Goodluck
Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet
people
17. At least we all have HIV AIDS
except that some of us are
negative and some of us are
positive ( On World AIDS day
speech )
18) History ’ll not be completely
without OJUKWU.
19) The people sitting before you
here were once a Children
20) I donate my family on behalf
of 20 million

op picshur of u standing beside the crocs tearing the woman apart or I dnt believe the poooooo
As life they sweet me soo na him I go kill myslf

john4reala: where is nigerian airways and Dana aircraft

Then they road trafiq hold then

my read the bible from genesis to revelation without mistake if I lie make una ask the op or me

Not while am alive will I even cross the farm gate
Note: am a snakyphobia

;DI know the NL ladies will not come out and say something but if its about Brazilian hair now by now we go for they page 10000........

bright007: Omo see bushmeat

this one no go carry only ebola come na wit hiv aids std headache toothache and ota pia pia

bright007: Omo see bushmeat

this one no go carry only ebola come na wit hiv aids std headache toothache and ota pia pia

aaronson: Speechless,how the hell in this world can I describe you for you not to find it offensive and embarrassing but the plain truth,honestly I can never compare me to you,that would be a let down to me and your nose is puffed out like a third world pig nose,I just hope ladies in the house could come help us out to compare and contrast............#Bizarre

let the compy begins gan gan gan

aaronson: upload your pic

u want to try me abi okey check me out and introduce ur sis to me she will never regret knwin me

. Imagine a girl telling me to step outside and get her recharge card around 11pm and dat it was too late for her to go out and buy.. I was lik WTF!!! If it was 11pm at ur own place, is it 7pm at my own place ?[/quote]ur own na 11pm my own na 1:15am i was like wil i be compesated that same time wit some hot 4ork? All wat u say i score u %100

aaronson: Most girls do what I call 'forming being nice' to a guy they really like especially if you handsome,I know what I face in class in the hands of those type of girls,for instance,one day we had class at a different lecture hall,on getting there everywhere was already filled up so this newly transferred girl to my dept just screamed out my name to come join her and she started asking me questions like I came for job interview lol, at the end of the day she told me I'm boring cus I didn't ask her back questions she was asking me in my mind I was like,your papa,I tell you say I luff you to show interest but while still with her I just smile...ladies don't force yourself on a guy if he isn't into you because to him you gonna be worthless and he might take advantage of your feelings to bed you like he love you remember we was born from a hole and always looking for a hole to enter and when we die we get buried in a hole!!!

So shame allow u talk say u fine? Guy u warwar die

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gbosaa: Yea cos she's Muslim.would you had rather she celebrated by doing the sign of the cross. ..

Don't hate bro..even late Rashidi Yekini was Muslim ..I heard Okocha and Kanu would convert to Islam as well.

Thunder fire u for that ur last comment abt kanu and okocha
*tear cloth grab empty gulder bottle