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mystiqueDZ: Everyone is sleeping and am still awake

Awake o you sleepers it's time to worship our lord , Great and wonderful Sunday to we all .
*Sweets Sunday *

addicted268: Hahaha.Goat said that socialising is good because it was when he visited his mother's kindred that he learned to sokoba imi enu(I don write my own ngiri igbo.lol) the first day I heard that particular adage I laughed till my tummy ached.even goat knows d importance of socialising and networking.you go fear naa,but make we suffry dey blow lie for goat head o.
Have a great weekend my brother•

Thanks and remain bless

justi4jesu: Mikel Obi the Snail


You are a disappiontment..



Yours Faithfully

My open letter

you and snail , in every thread about mikel you called him snail , if he is your brother will you called him a snail ? Iam 100&1% sure that if mikel happend to be your bloodly brother , you wouldn't have be there in Dubai doing all that tins you are doing over there in the name of business . No hard feelings and don't quote me back because I will never reply any of your ranting

obongproff: Yes!

Why are some marriages so boring? Why do some couples live like room mates and odas like next-door neighbours?

I've been observing couples for a while and d few I've observed all had one tin in common - dia marriage was boring.

Am talking about my own definition of boring which is d lack of excitement, enthusiasm, adventure, spontaneity, fun, and lafta. Most marriages I know lack these.

I hav some married friends and I hav stayed with three different couples in d course of travelling around some naija cities. And I noticed 3 tins abt dem -
1. Dia marriage hav become monotonous.
2. Day hardly play together as a couple.
3. Dia kids hav become more important dan dia spouse.
Dont get me wrong. Am not saying dia marriage is bad. Day are both good people. Peaceful couple. But its so boring. I spend two days with a couple and am already immersed in boredom. To me boredom has an odour, I can smell it on some couples. Just d way u can smell d nice aroma love on two people who are in love with each oda. Its always in dia eyes and dia countenance.

Am beginning to tink dat dating is more interesting dan marriage, and dat being single is more enjoyable dan being married. I mean, u can hardly see a marriage u wd like to model afta dis days. Yet dis same guys are encouraging us single guys to get married. And if u choose to hav a chat with one of dem u'd hear dem say crap like 'Oh boy! Marriage is not easy oh!' and if I say I no go marry again, dem go say 'Oh boy! Ur not responsible'.

Iyanmi! Nsido!

Why are most marriages so boring? Is it dat d fire just naturally fizzles out over time, unto law of diminishing returns? Or is it dat once kids start coming in everytin changes (cos dis is usually d case)? Is it family responsibility dat kills all d fun? Or is it dat most people just enjoy monotony? Or maybe my definition of boring is not d same as dias?

I wd rily appreciate some ansa plz. Tanx a million guys.

op face your work ooo ..

addicted268: Nwanne mmadu,obodo adigo ka oya adi.kedu ka ime?
Obu udi nsughari a ka ndi igbo na akpo “ngiri-igbo“

Ekwughi ekwu mere onu,anughi anu mere nti•
Ukpana okpoko gburu,obu nti chiri ya•
Ewu si na njepu amaka,maka na obu oge ojelu na ikwu nne ya ka omutara isokoba imi enu•
M na ata na abugi n'obi,ina ata n,abuchi si m anya•

Udo di , Ada Amoji ji eje mba ,
@isokoba imi enu LMFAO .. ,
Have a great weekend my sis .

dre11: body of evidence....... i guess that must be a romantic film during those days

Days of Fifa World Cup are numbered .
*Sweets Saturday *

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icebebe: Lovely!

beautiful ..

Leetunechi: We need this vehicle on nairaland

cus alotta dead people full here

Ambulance is not for dead people in other countries it's only in 9ja that Ambulance is use to carry only dead people

hurricaneChris: Talented player

you mean otagbuo orie right

Bunchersstab: Time is jst d difference btw u & her

Her character is the main reason why I like her not her look .
*Sweets Friday *

runzlord: I dont have soup. and soups re not fast and easy to make

the fastest is fried rice , just two balls of eggs with oil salt and paper if u have onions good ...

addicted268: Choi!which kain translation come be dis one naa•lolz

buhahaha .... Ada OKODU kedu ka obodo di ?

devour129: La ba ha ,o Ka ha si la nne gi

badddddext girl soooo faaaar

Fire on nwokem

SaintChukz: http://www.microsoftproductreviews.com/windows-phone/cortana-14-and-has-has-picked-a-world-cup-winner/


For all die hard Messi fans and those who are clamouring for Argentina to win this year's 2014 World Cup despite their poor unconvincing run, i guess faith has struck them a fatal blow as Cortana, 8-) the virtual assistant on the Microsoft WP 8.1 platform has tipped Germany to win the cup while Brazil will edge out the Netherlands for 3rd place. Will she be proved wrong this time around or will she further cement her growing reputation as the most outstanding predictor of World Cup games since "octopus Paul"? What say you Nairalanders?

Cortana no bi God Jare .. Argentines all the way

urhoboman: . Bros abeg shift jor, diz is no joke

maradona , take it easy , just remember that if you break someone's home another person will break your home when you finally settle down too . BECAREFUL

farano: *hiohiohiohiohio* hmmmm

this your sound will make OP w....
Pele why did you hate V ...
Oya continue Jare ....

Pele .. Don't ever bleep Kemi without rubber or else .....

jibbzion: Help, I'm an igbo boy that finds it difficult to speak the language. Someone should help translate this to igbo language: The head of the goat that can never get lost in the soup meaning A very prominent and relevant person (hope I'm right?)

anaghi acho isi ewu acho na ite Ofe

thuao: Good day house,
I av noticed that brides cry on their wedding day, their parents esp their mums join them as well.
I jst married like 2wks and my wife n her mum cried as well. When I asked her she said she didn't knw y, that she just cried.
So is there any reason( psychological, medical ,social, spiritual) y they cry.
I know its not easy leaving ur parents/family and ur old life.
Just wana hear ur the married ones and the singles wud u cry.

tears of EJIDEGO YA tins

Onye kwa OP I take God beg you please stop all this ENGLIGBO Jare

Sheenor: life is a characteristic distinguishing physical entities having signaling and self- sustaining processes from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate.

Inanimate or inanimation all are the same meaning .
Congrat to Argentine
*Sweets Thursday *

Sanchez01: [size=18pt]WORLD CUP 2014 FINAL[/size]
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Stadium: Estadio do Maracana
Rio De Janeiro

Time: 8:00pm


https://static.goal.com/329400/329457.jpg

#OnlyOneWinner

this cup must go home with the South Americans ...

coded01: BRAZIL VS NETHERLANDS 3RD PLACE FINALS

Stadium:- Estadio Nacional Brasilia (BRA)

Date:- 12 Jul 2014

Play-off for third place

Local Nigerian Time: 9pm

In another interesting news Messi will lift World Cup on Sunday

coded01: BRAZIL VS NETHERLANDS 3RD PLACE FINALS

Stadium:- Estadio Nacional Brasilia (BRA)

Date:- 12 Jul 2014

Play-off for third place

Local Nigerian Time: 9pm

Not interesting Jare , they're two fu...ck...ing looserssssssss

Ruben's pikin is crying uncontrollable ,

Yomieluv: the boy will be bringing back bad memories to the mum..something things are better off being ended once,and for all..his case should be summary execution.

there may be a second chance , RIP to the dead

dre11: bgdgkoo..... Is that word in english

English league is the best , btw second
semi-final is now loading ....