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Education / Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by emmaebi: 9:56am On Aug 12, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
The real thing is that almost all animals can stay without food if the need arise
Even humans can stay for three months without food

No, human beings can go without food for 40days max and not 3months.
Education / Re: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by emmaebi: 8:39am On Jun 12, 2020
This is school.

Our leaders need to go and take tutorial lessons from Ghana leaders
Politics / Re: DSP Sagir Usman Shugaba: A Cute Nigeria Police Officer (Photos) by emmaebi: 7:05pm On Jul 25, 2017
Continue, you are using style to advertise ur boyfriend abi
Health / Re: Why Are Babies Held Upside Down?? by emmaebi: 1:11pm On Jun 15, 2017
Let me go and ask my grandmother
Travel / Re: Which Of These 9 Driving Categories Do You Belong? by emmaebi: 2:11pm On Dec 26, 2016
2. God will take care of me.
Properties / Re: Abuja Man Selling His House For N1.6trillion (photo) by emmaebi: 7:54am On May 23, 2016
For wetin! It is diamond house? Does it give long life?

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Family / Re: 5 Things Nigerian Parents Expect From An Intending Son-in-law by emmaebi: 5:35pm On May 20, 2016
Gud points, but for now. 3 what of if the parents dress like gangsters.

For no. 5, not easy to know, the man could be pretending .
Politics / Re: NLC To Declare Nationwide Strike Against Electricity Tariff Hike, Fuel Scarcity by emmaebi: 3:01pm On Apr 07, 2016
lol. during the campaign era i remember my friends telling me 'we dont want to hear anything, GEJ is clueless, all we want is change...sai baba, sai changs..... right now they are enjoying the change more than i.
Politics / Re: Photos From The Scene Of Today's Riot In Oshodi,Lagos by emmaebi: 6:38pm On Mar 26, 2015
I hav flight ticket to Syria. With free accommodation.
bigv:
All izz well. One can only imagine what would happen after Saturday elections.

Abeg who go dash me flight ticket? This time, I no mind any country.
Romance / Re: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by emmaebi: 7:48am On Mar 26, 2015
@ OP and ur question; wen they retired from dat side. And it is a way of training d young ones. ASAP the young shall grow. wink
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by emmaebi: 7:53am On Mar 13, 2015
Guy frm ur post , u show no remorse in wat u hav done. U planned it, prepare 4 it, executed it, and enjoyed it. So guy in the same way be ready to face any music dat comes ur way. undecided
Properties / Re: Pics: Which Of These Nigeria Banks Has The Finest Building by emmaebi: 10:45pm On Mar 10, 2015
Its diamondbank. But wait ooo dis diamond bank doesn't look real, abi na photoshop tins. For dat I will choose ECOBANK
Education / Re: See The Kind Of School Bus Conveying These Pupils To School (Photo) by emmaebi: 8:42pm On Mar 10, 2015
Wat dey used is not important, wat is important is dat dey got to their destination safe and sound undecided . Afterall it is beta than danfo dat I will be seeing d tarred rd thru d floor of d danfo.
Car Talk / Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give To Cars by emmaebi: 8:48pm On Mar 05, 2015
Th one dat amazes me is "evil spirit". And so many pple enter the evil spirit. Lol

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Education / Re: A Primary School Where Pupils Wear Chelsea Jersey As Their Sportswear (Photos) by emmaebi: 7:31am On Jan 28, 2015
undecided ;DLol. The owner or head of the sch must be a chelsea fan. Man u and Chelsea fan's children have to look for alternative school
Jokes Etc / Re: Pics Of The Day: .Describe This Guy In One Word! by emmaebi: 11:29pm On Dec 19, 2014
grin grin ;DIntelligent dullard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by emmaebi: 8:08pm On Oct 23, 2014
Reminds me of one gnld interview I went for without knowing at first but suspected, after they made me perambulate the whole lagos, one guy was telling me one cock and bull story and even alcohol smell was oozing from his mouth. I did not waste time to take to my eels.
Health / Re: Minister Of Health Was Previously Sacked For Fraud by emmaebi: 6:02pm On Aug 20, 2014
@ op just wondering....... Pls, could you tell us hw this ur wonderful fact digging has helped to solve the menance of ebola.
Health / Re: Dr Ameyo Adadevoh Dies Of Ebola Virus by emmaebi: 9:05am On Aug 20, 2014
A gem in our time, very brave woman who left us trying to ensure that our society stays healthy. RIP
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Resignes From APGA BOT by emmaebi: 6:50am On Aug 16, 2014
In this era of ambulant polIcal moves. I suspect some surreptitious polical party portings.
Health / Re: Nano-silver Nigerian Ebola Drug Is A Pesticide- US by emmaebi: 4:54pm On Aug 15, 2014
These US, I ve an intuition that they are trying to create and guide wat we call "potential market" . Their drama is as a result of wat the economist would call "self interest".
Car Talk / Re: I Was Involved In An Accident Along Suleja-minna road. Viewer discretion advised by emmaebi: 8:14pm On Jan 10, 2014
Smh...who do I blame? The driver or the okada man or the government. One life lost.
Science/Technology / Re: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by emmaebi: 10:52pm On Dec 25, 2013
Baba419: Am dissapointed, some of you are here shouting see meat when a beautiful wildlife specimen is being killed for nothing. Thats like an african rock python and by the size it is as old as its killers, illiteracy will kill us before we know.
Go put the remaining pythons for ur house na. Pple dey enjjoy xmas meat you dey there dey form one white

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Romance / Re: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by emmaebi: 8:29pm On Dec 20, 2013
Wen u want to buy sardine from D supermarket or anywhere, do you tell the person selling Dat let me open the sardine and taste the fish so dat I will know whether it is sweet or if I like it before I decide whether to buy it or not. angry ur action is equivalent to stealing and foolishness

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Family / Re: Traditional Marriage In The Village, Is It Compulsory? by emmaebi: 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2013
angryIt is not compulsory , but it is necessary embarassed
Business / Re: Banker Sleeps On Keyboard, Accidentally Transfers Millions by emmaebi: 11:31am On Jun 12, 2013
Dat is bank porting!!! ;DDat is bank porting!!! The miracle am always praying 4 2 happen 2 my a/c
Education / Re: Reps Summon JAMB Registrar Over Mass Failure by emmaebi: 4:16am On May 10, 2013
It is a pity that we caused our own problems but dont want 2 accept d fact, all d students dat wrote jamb, how many genuine pass their ssce. Even parents and teachers are not helping matters dey support somtimes encourage d students in doing d wrong tin.and hear is a team who did their job but because it did nt favour us due 2 our own fault, we castigate them.it is nt even news dat wen u fail waec, d next u want 2 write dont bother 2 read just go and pay 4 d grades(like 40k).wat do u xpect 4rm such product. No wonder dey say 'we glory in sin'
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Suffers Bra Malfunction At Sister’s Wedding by emmaebi: 3:59pm On Apr 09, 2013
omg was the world sleeping wen she collect dat crown. even if na she be the only woman wey remain 4 dis world i go marry. kai!!! imagine kwashiorkor has now become beauty. cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by emmaebi: 4:39am On Apr 09, 2013
eforce: Every body on this thread has made one grammatical error or the other. Do we still speak English in Nigeria?
no!!! we speak wazobia. angry
eforce: Every body on this thread has made one grammatical error or the other. Do we still speak English in Nigeria?
no!!! we speak wazobia.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Anderson And Mcgill Ltd by emmaebi: 8:31am On Apr 05, 2013
I got d same txt 2 and hav been trying 2 find info about d company 2ru google , just hoping its genuine

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