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solelymade:
Lol ban Bawo... Kini ese mi. Dats wat í gat from a source at NYSC secrétariat Osogbo

I'll personally seduce Seun so you can be banned.

You've been warned

solelymade:
Info from new internal NYSC memo say stream 2 Camping is July 11 to 31. Website will be updated soonest

If this news is false, you'll be banned from Nairaland.




Thank you

Deelaw:
Tanx dear....I quite appreciate!

In order not to derail d thread further, can I pm you?

Okay

Deelaw:
How about their Operations/Office Manager position, any idea about their pay and work condition?

Thanks for ur response.

Sorry but I don't know anything about that. The pay shouldn't be bad tho

hammariise:
I can relate

Na so e be oh

Hayormeah:
Funny you... You won't faint dear. Serving in State of Osun though.

Wow.. .. .. Osun state. Means I still have hope

Mavelshee:
i dey hear sey na August now

bros why so much evil

Hayormeah:
Hmmm.... Really?? My state of origin

Please be praying for me oh

After all this stress, I'll faint if I see elsewhere

Appliedmaths:
Copy!

Ayam not understanding

Deelaw:
Pls does anyone know anytin about Kendor Consulting at Lekki?

Someone was invited over by dem without any job position in d mail. Not much information on their website either.

HR Consulting firm.. .... What do you want to know about them? The position should be an internship position, it's 15k for the internship and you must reside in lekki

Appliedmaths:
For a princess? I'll blush like a shark sef not fish . Howdy?

Hahahahahaha.... .. .. This is the most romantic thing someone has ever told me

Anyway, I hope we are not derailing this thread before Dave will ban us till 2050

I'm fine sha, thinking of whether to do small work or just sleep




























I think I'll sleep

Hayormeah:
I clearly understand you...what's your preferred state?

Oyo state

Appliedmaths:
Lol, you know black men don't blush right?

They do oh.

When they blush, they start to behave like fish

So the question is...... .... Will you blush for me?

maron5:
Mummy Debbie,I am tired of applying to these jobs adverts pls.

How can I stay glued to this thread for the past 3 months with different applications to your adverts here without getting even a common invite?It sounds funny right?

At a time,I began to think if these adverts posted here are for real!

And besides,I haven't seen people come back to this thread to make comments of getting jobs.The chance is obviously less than 3% of the total views on this thread.

Common guys,I dont wanna be fooled.

Two questions dear

1, Do you apply for the jobs that you are well qualified for? I hope you are not the type to apply to any vacancy. Identify your desired career and craft your CV to suit that career. Always include your cover letter which should directly or indirectly state why you should be hired.

2, Are you confident of your CV? Is your CV unique in content and appealing to the eyes? If you are not sure, it's okay to ask for assistance in that regard.

Additional question dear, Do you network? Most jobs are gotten through referrals and man know man

Appliedmaths:
I've gotten 3 jobs on nairaland, that's after my too much shakara. Obviously something is wrong with your application process, either CV or cover letter or not strictly adhering to application formats or not being qualified in the first place. I would have loved to carry your mata for my head but you spoke I'll and not grateful so I'll pass, I pray heaven remembers you soon (that's me being nice).

Edited

On a second thought, send me a PM I wanna help review your application process. Don't be frustrated fam! I know say life strong one kind

Cheer up and network with sound minds.

Awwwwww....... My hero

gunners160:
sha no be ur fault,NYSC no get plans.... Once u see timetable or you knw the official date for camp, you would be surprise on how fast u would get all ur things ready within just one day...I myself stil have about 3 more things to buy just waiting for the official date

Abi, I guess it's because I like working with deadlines. Anyway, let me be rocking cold stone, Debonairs, fast food restaurants and others

Hayormeah:
You are right ....I can imagine what stream 2 peeps are going through. You guys should be a little more patient.
I keep refreshing the timetable although am stream 1 bt of course am with you guys.

Babes, the wait is not easy. I'm presently engaged but the wait is still terrible.

They better give me my preferred state oh. For all this stress

Mehn somebody can marry, get pregnant and still give birth while waiting for stream 2.

I never buy anything for service yet. This laziness is real

babatee90:
According to an unofficial but trusted source we should be able to start printing our call up letter on the 29th of this month which is tomorrow...so let's keep our fingers crossed...hope is all we have right now

In as much as NYSC is disorganized, they cannot release call up letter without a timetable of activities.

Appliedmaths:
Thanks, more of Admin for the time being. I be waka about.

Nice Nice

I'm partially in HR too, and I can relate with most of what you highlighted here.

Some people are just non challant about their CVs and it shows

Nice one. Are you in HR?

zaragal:
Good Evening,
Am interested in the job. I'm an energetic sales associate with 4 years experience.

I've already posted the vacancy. You're welcome to apply

martinsfm:
subject mail?

It should be Field Sales Executive

larryray26:
Thanks for the correction.
I am not above mistakes

I know

Boole3:
I'm having suicidal thoughts because of my poor grades in school.
I'm so tired.. i read for more than 8hours daily but I still fail... 200l sitting on a 1.8 cgpa with loads of carryover courses. I feel like a complete failure.

At the rate at which I'm having suicidal thoughts these days I'm scared that one day I might just do it ... I need your help I don't want to kill myself.
I cant even think straight anymore




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Mynd44
Lalasticlala

Hi Boole

Reading 8 hours daily won't help your cgpa. Trust me, it won't. You're just stressing your brain out which will reduce your retention level.

Let me give you a fee tips that helped me in school.

1. Read less: Read for 3 hours everyday with 15 mins break every 30 mins . This will help your retention levels and would put less stress on your brain.

2. Read Smart: Focus on what your lecturer is most likely to set in exams. You know that topic that your lecturer talks passionately about? Read it and go over it again.
Study his pattern for setting questions. Does he ask a particular topic every year? What topic(s) does he repeat a lot. Be very close to your past questions.

3. Have a study group: Having a bunch of friends who always make A's goes a very long way. The more you walk with them, the more you'll want to be like them and even surpass them. They might even share a few tricks with you.

4. Read and Revise: Start reading from the beginning of the semester. Stop that bad habit of reading a few weeks to the exam. It doesn't help anybody. When you read a particular topic, read it over and over until you can explain it even in your dreams.

5. Set Goals : Always have it written down what you want to score in a particular course. Don't just think it, write it down. Go over it daily too

6. Pray: Prayer is highly necessary. Do your best and leave the rest for God.

Suicide isn't an option. You can still graduate with a 2.2. Just believe

larryray26:
They want to be spoon feeded like babies Someone bought car for you and you still want him to buy fuel and tyres.

I quite understand you but that bros should have corrected him politely and with courtesy dear.
You know we have newbies here and fresh graduate who are alliterate. They only focus on specifics dear.

It's "spoon fed" and not "spoon feeded"

onward4life:
Well I don't think I mind am not married sef

I could relocate.

Parts of my cova letter looks like this.

I have Been working as a Sales Executive for FMCGs Companies and Major Electronics Distributing Companies(Sharp, Sony, Samsung, Solstar and LG) Managing Abuja Central Market Since 2010, with Vast Experience in Wholesale, contract/Institutional and Retail Sales of both Imported and Locally produced Goods and Services and their Sales Outlets.

Thanky

Here's the vacancy

*RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER VACANCY*

Our client a growing Production company on the Mainland is urgently in need of a *Results-Oriented Sales Officer* in Lagos.

Candidates must possess the following:

/Experience selling Fast Moving goods
/CAN – DO attitude
/Target driven
/Good persuasion & negotiation skills
/Exceptional communication & interpersonal skills.
*/Male Only and Must be able to drive with a valid ID*

Open only to *experienced persons* with a minimum of 2 years’ Sales experience.

Interested and clearly qualified candidates should forward their CVs to talents@gettingajobisajob.com using RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER has subject of the mail.

onward4life:
Dont test my stress bae. i could send yu my primary, secondary, bsc, nysc, nepa and date of birth in a jiffy.

hope yu are based in abuja or something

No dear, I'm in Lagos and the client would prefer someone resident in Ikeja

onward4life:
Sorry for that but i ve not been working since last year and its beginng to affect my phone and i. pls bear with us abeg. thanky

May God grant us our dream jobs. What position are you looking out for? I have a vacancy for an experienced sales rep

Nice narrative dear. A good lesson for us to learn.

I would have enjoyed the narrative more if only typed in sentence case. Upper case(CAPS) is a bit distracting and gives us the opinion that you are shouting.

God bless

RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER VACANCY

Our client a growing Production company on the Mainland is urgently in need of a Results-Oriented Sales Officer in Lagos.

Candidates must possess the following:

/Experience selling Fast Moving goods
/CAN – DO attitude
/Target driven
/Good persuasion & negotiation skills
/Exceptional communication & interpersonal skills.
/Male Only and Must be able to drive with a valid ID

Open only to experienced persons with a minimum of 2 years’ Sales experience.

Interested and clearly qualified candidates should forward their CVs to talents@gettingajobisajob.com using RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER has subject of the mail.

RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER VACANCY

Our client a growing Production company on the Mainland is urgently in need of a Results-Oriented Sales Officer in Lagos.

Candidates must possess the following:

/Experience selling Fast Moving goods
/CAN – DO attitude
/Target driven
/Good persuasion & negotiation skills
/Exceptional communication & interpersonal skills.
/Male Only and Must be able to drive with a valid ID

Open only to experienced persons with a minimum of 2 years’ Sales experience.

Interested and clearly qualified candidates should forward their CVs to talents@gettingajobisajob.com using RESULTS-ORIENTED SALES OFFICER has subject of the mail.