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RomanceRe: Someone Finds Condom In A Bible In Her Hotel Room In Abuja (photos) by emmansus(f): 11:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
So what can we deduice from dat,ask hotel workers to tell u more,condom inside bible enhennnn,what abt mestruation pard inside teacup or sperm inside anointing oil bottle.this wat we see on a daily basis.aint see natin yettttttttttt.
TravelRe: Street Slangs You Must Know When You Are In Lagos by emmansus(f): 10:44am On Oct 29, 2015
Gengenn means action time. Gbangamm means it is time. Abeg waka means gerareheeeeeer. No time to check time means no time wasting. Yeye dey smell means too much of joke. You no dey look face means am not your level. Park well means.hold your peace. You dey show urself.means you are feeling too important.
CrimeRe: Touts Dispossess Policeman Of His AK-47 Rifle After Visiting A Brothel by emmansus(f): 9:12am On Oct 29, 2015
The police no sabi follow case oo,make e check inside d olsho kitten na. Na wa wetin dey for shokoto him dey find am go sokoto.hooo conjillllllll,I rest my case.
CelebritiesRe: Ay And Wife Kiss At His Brothers Wedding (Photo) by emmansus(f): 5:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
Una go still let us knw hw AY tak GIVE him wife belle and where e tak Chuk am
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People Have More Children Than The Rich? by emmansus(f): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2015
If u all wants to get the perfect answer to this aticle,PMB is in the rieght position to answer dis cos as the no 24 in his family he is the president of nigeria today asuming his father does not give birth up to the 24th child who will be the president today.
CareerRe: Nigeria Police Salary Structure? by emmansus(f): 6:11pm On Sep 14, 2015
Police earn stipens but go to police barrack and see beer parlours full to d brim on a daily basis,ogogoro shops make it big time in police barracks,a local ogogoro seller in a police barrack in lagos uses toyota highlander abeg make leave matter for matayasssss.
FamilyRe: Man Catches Neighbour Having Sex With His Wife On His Matrimonial Bed In Lagos by emmansus(f): 5:53pm On Sep 14, 2015
D husband own no dey sweet her na chkwudick own dey break even mak d husband tak heart and look for dick enhancer case close
CrimeRe: Man, 27, Remanded For Biting Off Police Officer’s Ear by emmansus(f): 5:22pm On Sep 14, 2015
Reply of evander holyfield in the making
CareerRe: What Is The Lowest Income A Person Living In Lagos Should Earn To Live Decently? by emmansus(f): 4:09pm On Sep 09, 2015
If you without responsibility 10k can be enough for u cos u can roged things but wit responsibility na unpreditable amount ooo u can never figure it out jst earn d money and spend.if u don buy pampers asin hoggies own and SMA gold before u go understnd wat I mean.EkO wengeleeeeeeeee
CelebritiesRe: Sir Victor Uwaifo, The Nigerian Musician Who Saw A Real Mermaid by emmansus(f): 10:28pm On Sep 04, 2015
Victor owaifo geeeeeerareheaaaaAaaaaa,I dey teeeeehhhh u hiannnnnnnnn mami water kwaaaaaaaaa o
CrimeRe: Cult members bury motorist alive in Lagos (Photo) by emmansus(f): 6:46pm On Sep 04, 2015
Y d eye witness no go rescue d fellow na eennnhh.if na me ennhh ig jst .................I rest my case till another case.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Reason We Can't Give School Kids Free Meal Or Pay N5,000 Monthly- APC by emmansus(f): 6:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
Na only God fit promise nd fulfil man no fit promise nd fulfil or else dem go equal wit God.so una dey dey believe wetin APC talk haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na game of politicss na naija pple
FamilyRe: My Husband Maltreats And Subjects Me To Vaginal Test: Wife Tells Judge by emmansus(f): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2015
May be the kind of bussiness the man dey do na to repair toto.this is a good advert for ladies wit gutter cunt.d man might expact dough.......
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: When You Catch The Rat That Ate Your Certificate by emmansus(f): 12:42am On Aug 26, 2015
I will make sure d rat produce d god fathers and kabbers dat sent him first den den tear d belle and look for the pieces as evidence den find one local charcoal adugun and iron rod,put the rod on d fire make sure the rod red very well I mean reeeeddddddddddd deen insert the red rod into the rat mouth mak sure it comes out from the anus nd leave it lik dat den dig d ground lik two feet den burry d rat wit d red rod so wen he get to beyond he will pass the message to other ancesterial rats and the embrayos to com
RomanceRe: Should I Expose Him To His Fiancee? by emmansus(f): 4:27pm On Aug 22, 2015
EyaaaaaaaAaaaaaaa mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn not man
CrimeRe: I Paid N60,000 To Escape From Police Cell — Serial Robbery Suspect (Pictured) by emmansus(f): 10:41am On Aug 22, 2015
Quarapcionnnn na naija pokice ancestral name ooo so it can't be stoped dem even get emprayoa even if u wipe all d police.if u want to find out wat devil character looks lik tak a lOok at a naija police.
CrimeRe: All I Need To Steal Any Car Is Wire – Car Robbery Suspect (Pictured) by emmansus(f): 10:22am On Aug 22, 2015
Why is it dat good thinking and inteligent pple in naija use dere inteligency. For negative things.why. Dis is what we need to ask our self or do we need to pray,anyway dem don mak some pple cry for loosing dere most valuables so dem too go cry nd face the wrath.cos he who sow evil seed will reap evil seed also.
RomanceRe: Ugandan Singer, 28, Weds His 68 Year Old American Cougar (photos) by emmansus(f): 11:57pm On Aug 21, 2015
D guy is possess with d spirit of old age.atleast the woman is 68 nw by 69 she will be pregnant den by 70 she will enter. Labour room.na wa end time madness.I love my bible so I have seen this before nw.
CareerRe: HELP: I'm Deeply In Love With My Boss!!! by emmansus(f): 1:18pm On Aug 02, 2015
Work and toast ladies,on duty huuuum no wonder employers dey always dey ask for 5-10yrs working xperience before dey employ anybody for work cos na one of the reason b dis,may be u be fresh graduate so canpus life still dey ur body,as in study and toast women life style.bros abeg do ur work.
RomanceRe: 600 Men Slept With Me In One Year, Says 24-year-old Student by emmansus(f): 12:14pm On Aug 02, 2015
The one we dey hear no pass d one wey we never hear o,se wetin we don see pass d one we never see abeg,abeg may be her virgina get counting thermometer hoodoo
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by emmansus(f): 9:44pm On Aug 01, 2015
I will just stand at d door for a while and access d butucks for lik 5min and shout suddenly SATAN GET THEE BEHIND ME
CareerRe: Four Ways To Get The Best Of Your Salary. by emmansus(f): 1:36pm On Jul 31, 2015
Bro if u dey talk to oyibo pple wetin u teach go wok but as long as u dey teach naija pple,abeg do me a favour se u don educate employers of labour on hw to pay salary first,den com do phisibility studies on hw average naija pple dey feed per day,den fine out if one naija pesin salary na for him alone or na for so many mouth,bro na for only naija pesin dey earn 50k for d pass 8yrs no increment instead na decrement wit bank hiding charges,bro talk many so leave dat tin go teach oyibo pple.I rest my case
FamilyRe: Baby Boy Born Without Limbs (missing Arms & Legs) In Bauchi by emmansus(f): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2015
Hausa john forpe,another maltivational nature,it. Is a blessing to naija pple atleast john forpe emerge from nigeria this time.NA GOD WIN
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Using A Blackberry Might Prevent You From Getting A Job. by emmansus(f): 1:04pm On Jul 31, 2015
Pls check ur setting or abi na china BB
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Using A Blackberry Might Prevent You From Getting A Job. by emmansus(f): 12:56pm On Jul 31, 2015
Can't imagine using another fone aprt from BB
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by emmansus(f): 1:00am On Jul 22, 2015
Mennnnn absolutely wrong inorder words woman can propose too.....abeg next page
RomanceRe: 18 Year Old Girl Tries To Commit Suicide After Boyfriend Dumped Her (photos) by emmansus(f): 12:46am On Jul 22, 2015
Seasonal firm prt 1 nd 2. Humm d guy na the antagonist while the girl na the protagonist that's a nice literature pls we need more
Christianity EtcRe: PHOTOS: I Abandoned My Five Children To Become A Lesbian by emmansus(f): 12:23am On Jul 22, 2015
Eyaaa it will nice if unemploed pple adopt dis srategy to get better life eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jokes EtcRe: Please, What's This Man's Problem [PHOTO] by emmansus(f): 10:28pm On Jul 21, 2015
The man is jst himself shikena

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