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tolulope222:
Can I use my phone for the assessment?

Yes you can.
I used Google chrome browser.
Problem is you'll have to hold the phone at your face level all through.

Amakababe:
I just saw my neighbor's jamb form and the foolish boy filled in for human kinetics. I felt like knocking him there

hell if it's my child,
listen to me where ever you are.

you must study either and only either
1. Medicine, other related fields like Med lab, pharmacy, dentistry. don't even try anatomy biochemistry and the likes, nonesense.

2. law, that's if he is art students. the day he decides to be a art student, he signed in for law and nothing else.

3. computer science

4. engineering,

courses you must not study
1. anatomy physiology phe religious studies 2. physical sciences like mathematics physics chemistry. why not just apply engineering than do this rubbish.
3. education , I will just kill
im walahi
4. agric soil science especially fisheries
animal science
5. music
, dance
6. languages.
7. English
8. psychology
9.political sciences
10 adult education guidance and counselling


try it and pay your fees yourself sigh

With all due respect....

You're the foolish one ma.


Thank you

QuietHammer:
Their songs lack lyrics?
By definition, lyrics means the words of a song so if I like I can say "nigga, nigga" all through my song will still have 'lyrics'.

Also, there is this word called "Genre". You should look it up. Examples of music genres are blues, jazz, raggae, hip pop, highlife etc ...and other merged and sub-genres.
My point here is that you shouldn't expect to hear the core characteristics of blues in hiphop. In the same vein, if your sanctimonious self wants to hear about the virgin mary then you shouldn't listen to blues, pick up an album of Tope Alabi and have a nice time.

Hip hop or pop is fundamentally a genre meant for entertainment. I for one don't want to be dancing away stress then hear someone singing about the second coming of Christ. There is a time and place for that. This is the reason why 'nonsensical' and lighthearted words are used. If I want to dance to religious songs I'll do that in the church or at home.

Again sir, these sort of songs "without lyrics" as you've wrongly said are meant for clubs, parties and entertainment when words which would cause the listener to pause and reflect would be counterproductive.

Don't thank me.


Do you want to be unfortunate? Please let me know if you do so I'll know how to proceed.
Happy Sunday.

Baba...
A million accolades for you.

Many of these idiots who keep screaming whack lyrics are just unfortunate lot who beef these singers' success.

dominique:
I hate that song with a passion, the reason why I have never sat to watch/listen to it more than once in my entire life is because of that particular line.

When you label a population of almost 200 million people as criminals, expect to be banned. Now people are using that line as a justification for getting into fraudulent acts, after all they've already been called criminals anyways. I support the ban, falz take several seats jor.

Lol.
There we go again!
We hate when we're told the truth!

I wonder if you listened to the song At all.

He said everybody be criminal, and cited instances to explain that statement.

DOESN'T The Federal SARS see every young rich looking. Guy as a criminal?

Lets not just hastily run to conclusions.

Lets learn to analyse statements critically.
Otherwise, why are we the educated folk?

Everybody be criminal!

Lol.
Village people be at alert!

poseidon12:
Yeah right about money stolen by POS not being traceable. POS machines are issued by banks to their customers for their businesses. I don't know of any bank that will issue one to someone they cannot trace.

Nor worry.
I been nor dey follow you argue.
I see say you nor sabi something nah e make I dey tell you.

If dey Rob you with POS, just go your bank.
No worry, dey go find the thief come out for you.
They go even give you he address sef

kennykg:
I really don't believe this story from my view

1. When mtn sends you a message it bears mtn as the sender automatically, but this one shows message body
Let's say its the phone ( China phone )

2. At the end of the message it shows

(......)

Mtn messages never shows this even if its comes in parts it shows " some texts missing "

Let say again maybe its the phone type

3. Mtn id case numbers are never that short 369551 its more than 7numbers

4. You can't do a sim swap legally if you don't come with a valid I'd card bearing the exact name on the sim , having your photograph on the card same as you doing the saw and the one on the mtn database taken during sim registration, frequently dailed number,last recharge, etc

Let's say he/she was able to bride his way

5. You can't do a sim swap on mtn and get an alert of the swap on the same old damaged line, its impossible either its on an alternative number you provide or. maybe the new one

6. What's the victims bank? What's the daily limit for mobile banking cause most banks are within 100,000- 200,000 expect in some cases.


7. The mode of transfer that was used ATM,ussd,mobile app ,inside job , online transfer

If its ATM then the physical ATM card is needed with the correct ATM pin cause you got 5 trials before the card get damaged from too many trials and can't withdraw,recharge and transfer up to #1m in a day (debatable)

If its ussd then the pin must be known and am sure you can't transfer 1m via ussd in a day

If its mobile, the phone that the victim got the swap alert on is not an android phone so he/ she doesnt have the mobile app on this phone or doesn't use it... But if it was on another phone owned by the victim before you can install and use a.new mobile banking app on a different phone it would ask you some details which you must provide such as account number, phone number , BVN, otp, the long numbers at the front of ATM, ATM expiration date, Security ( 3 digit number at the back of the card), a security question, date of birth, pin..if you get this successful then you can use the app which also has its daily limit below #1m

If it was an inside job then it would be in colabo an mtn staff, a bank staff and someone close that would knows all the information.

Why didn't the complaint also post bank alert or a proof to show #1m was stolen and also tag his/her bank

If it really happened, then you only need to trace the account it was transferred to and pick the account holder(s), if it was an ATM withdrawal with a cloned card simply make an official report and the ATM cam would be check to know who when where it was done,

At the end someone(s) would lose his/her job and would be behind bars for a while cause mtn doesn't joke with such cases trust me I know.

But I know the complaint on twitter is lying just for cheap retweet at the end it would be them say and account deactivation....

Lol.
All these plenty talk nah story.

Just don't let Internet gangster get hold of your phone boss.
Or your atm
They don't need to know your pin oooo

They go move the money...
And funny thing is Banks will be UNABLE TO TRACE IT... ESPECIALLY ATM and POS scams.

I hope you know thieves Rob with POS machines now.
When you go to the bank to trace it, it's totally untraceable!

This is 21st century
You gotta stay woke!

Abi how do you think even interpol can't trace money swindled by Internet gangsters many times?

Donald95:
This story no add at all.

Was it also MTN that gave out your USSD banking transaction pin?
I no won talk too much abeg I won sleep.



Why Bank first instead of customer care. You knew exactly where they were heading next because you've compromised some personal data

MTN don't just swap like that. Their are some basic personal info that must be submitted to convince customer care.

If your money was actually transferred, don't panic the money went from a destination to a destination and that destination it went to has an owner that can be traced chikina

Lol.
Boss, that money is not traceable.
Same thing happens with POS fraud.
The banks CANNOT trace the money.
So, stay woke man!
Ji masun!

akinyemmzy:
. As for me Banking school is on monday.

To bro.
You should round off banking school, yeah?
I have a couple of questions for you :

Will there be an exam after the training?
Will you be posted outside your state of residence?
Is the job description same for everyone (customer care)?
Do new students come in every week?

Is there any sort of stipend payable on completion of the training?

On completion of the training, how many weeks break is given before resumption?

Merry bet username : Emmanuelcena
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Aloedamz:
Ppls how was ur final interview......what are the likely questions asked.. Can u plz tell me

First interview Questions :

1)What is your name?
2)Tell me about yourself
3)Why should we hire you?
4)Why UBA?


SECOND interview :
1)The Above questions inclusive
2)How does your course of study correlate with working with UBA?
3)Mention certain courses you were taught in the University.... They will then ask you to pick a topic and explain it.

4)Who is the minister of finnance?
5)How much is in a bundle of 500 naira?
6) what are your strengths and weaknesses?
7) who is THE CHAIRMAN AND VICE,... THE group MD and Vice



3RD (LAST interview)
1)Tell me about you
2)Why uba?
3)Why should we hire you?
4)Tell me about your family




That's about all the questions you'll be asked.


Most importantly, browse the Internet on how to answer this questions.
Try as much as possible to be as exhaustive enough as you can while answering those questions.

Do not fidget also
Make sure you sound confident.
Pick your words; Do not talk hastily.
Take time to answer your questions.
No one will force you to talk quickly.
Calm your nerves.


Check out this website
BROWSE EXHAUSTIVELY PM THE DIFFERENT APPROACHES to answering interview questions written there.

I bet you'd be fine if you stick to all of them

www. thebalancecareers.com /how-do-you-handle-stress-2061246


P. S:
Close up the spaces between "www. & the balance"

And between ". Com & /how-do"

Input on your browser and. You're good to go



I Wish you all success

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akinyemmzy:
The entire process took a week and yes I did a video interview.

Congratulations brother.

lanrywatt:
Sup
Question 1 and 2 can be corrected
U can modify or correct them with 1000
But number 3.. U can't change your name , it was stated boldly on the registration page.
U can do an affidavit or change of name to back it up

Thanks.
The thing is the MODIFY option, via which I would change it isn't showing on the portal any longer. It used to be visible, but isn't again

lanrywatt:
.

Hello
I was just going through my portal and I realised there is an error in my
1)
date of birth (I still don't know how that is because I triple checked before I submitted

2) Course of study.
Chose Plant SCIENCE & Biotechnology in stead of Plant BIOLOGY AND Biotechnology
(I actually got to discover there was actually plant BIOLOGY ON THE Ui website. I thought they replaced plant BIOLOGY with plant SCIENCE)

3)
MAIDEN name.
I shouldn't have filled in that but I mistakenly filled one of my names not on my certificates.


I tried to MODIFY DATE but it appears that options is gone.
I can see just the options for
Application form, eligibility for, transcript request, acceptance form, etc



I would like to know if these errors could be corrected during the clearance process or there a way to go about it

Thanks

[quote author=fergie001 post=69602646][/quote]Hello
I was just going through my portal and I realised there is an error in my
1)
date of birth (I still don't know how that is because I triple checked before I submitted

2) Course of study.
Chose Plant SCIENCE & Biotechnology in stead of Plant BIOLOGY AND Biotechnology
(I actually got to discover there was actually plant BIOLOGY ON THE Ui website. I thought they replaced plant BIOLOGY with plant SCIENCE)

3)
MAIDEN name.
I shouldn't have filled in that but I mistakenly filled one of my names not on my certificates.


I tried to MODIFY DATE but it appears that options is gone.
I can see just the options for
Application form, eligibility for, transcript request, acceptance form, etc



I would like to know if these errors could be corrected during the clearance process or there a way to go about it

Thanks

onlyme07:
If your 1st degree does not correlate with your proposed programme,it wiill be not passed but no cause for alarm. Keep calm bro..

Hello
I was just going through my portal and I realised there is an error in my
1)
date of birth (I still don't know how that is because I triple checked before I submitted

2) Course of study.
Chose Plant SCIENCE & Biotechnology in stead of Plant BIOLOGY AND Biotechnology
(I actually got to discover there was actually plant BIOLOGY ON THE Ui website. I thought they replaced plant BIOLOGY with plant SCIENCE)

3)
MAIDEN name.
I shouldn't have filled in that but I mistakenly filled one of my names not on my certificates.


I tried to MODIFY DATE but it appears that options is gone.
I can see just the options for
Application form, eligibility for, transcript request, acceptance form, etc



I would like to know if these errors could be corrected during the clearance process or there a way to go about it

Thanks

lolokike:
Its basic sec school Maths, Synonyms, Antonyms aand like 3 comprehension passage....try to read the comprehension passage, the answer is in the first five lines.....all the best.

Las las na God get power. Pray.

Thanks a lot.

As per mode of dressing.

Must the guys knot a tie?

must a guy go with the hair low cut?
A short afro cut wouldn't be bad, would it?

akinyemmzy:
2 actually, 1 passive and 1 active

Thanks
Does the APTITUDE test differ from the INTERVIEW ?
I've been invited for the APTITUDE TEST


Will there include test of verbal, quantitative reasoning and current affairs during the APTITUDE TEST?

Peejaycute:
This questions asked today was same as this

Thanks
Does the APTITUDE test differ from the INTERVIEW ?
I've been invited for the APTITUDE TEST

are these the questions for the INTERVIEW or the APTITUDE Test?

Will there include test of verbal, quantitative reasoning and current affairs during the APTITUDE TEST?

saffyy:
1 introduce yourself
2. why UBA
3. why banking (if your course is not related to banking)
4. what do you know about UBA..(if you're unlucky, you get this question...so u have to read up about the bank.

to safe yourself of questions like strength, weakness, motivation and so on..you can encompass it when introducing yourself.
lastly if your answers in the psychometric test are bizarre or not in line with the banks. just get ready to be drilled with those questions again.
that's all I have.

Thanks
Does the APTITUDE test differ from the INTERVIEW ?
I've been invited for the APTITUDE TEST

are these the questions for the INTERVIEW or the APTITUDE Test?

Will there include test of verbal, quantitative reasoning and current affairs during the APTITUDE TEST?

Bunch of thieves all of them.
It does not even matter is the so called senators delivered in there constituencies!

These politicians will do anything to hold on to power!

Spits on their faces!
Walks outta thread!

fergie001:
Sorry for the delay...
It's a PG school error that appears sometimes..
Plant science can study cognosy....
So,write to the PG school intimating them of the errors...
I know someone from physiology who graduated here,still applied for MSc in same department and got degree not passed.......laughable,you may say.He is a student in same department today....
So,just get through to Pg school...
Best of luck....

All right.
Thank you.
You've been very helpful.
I really appreciate.

onlyme07:
That's how it will be till you are cleared in that dept which will take long 'cos after EPT,you might sit for departmental tesr/interview. Don't fret bro. Prepare for the test(s).)

Thank you bro
But are you sure the DEGREE DISCIPLINE column should normally show NOT PASSED?

PHEMIEY:
did you upload all documents as required?

Yes.
I uploaded all.
Only the DEGREE DISCIPLINE CATEGORY showed NO PASSED

onlyme07:
That's how it will be till you are cleared in that dept which will take long 'cos after EPT,you might sit for departmental tesr/interview. Don't fret bro. Prepare for the test(s).)

Thanks brother.
I'm actually scared because other a couple of my friends showed PASSED for the DEGREE DISCIPLINE CATEGORY

kingchris30:
.

Good day brother.
I have a Bsc Plant Biology and Biotechnology, otherwise referred to as Botany and Biotechnology.

During the application process, I chose PLANT SCIENCE AND BIOTECHNOLOGY as my Bsc, since my actual course of study was not made available.

I applied to department of PHARMACOGNOSY faculty of Pharmacy
After registration and submitting I checked admission status and the FIRST DEGREE AND SECOND DEGREE showed NOT PASSED.

I would love to know if this translates that PLANT SCIENCE AND BIOTECHNOLOGY which I chose is not eligible for the Msc in pharmacognosy.

If that is the case, should I go ahead to correct the course to BOTANY?
Or the issue would be rectified during the screening process?

PS : THE PROSPECTUS NEVER STATED WHICH Bsc COURSES ARE ELIGIBLE for the Msc by coursework.
It only reflected Bsc courses eligible for professional Msc courses.

Attached is a screenshot.

I anticipate your prompt reply.


If you know any Msc student in faculty of Pharmacy, you could please refer me to them for better clarification

fergie001:
..

Good day brother.
I have a Bsc Plant Biology and Biotechnology, otherwise referred to as Botany and Biotechnology.

During the application process, I chose PLANT SCIENCE AND BIOTECHNOLOGY as my Bsc, since my actual course of study was not made available.

I applied to department of PHARMACOGNOSY faculty of Pharmacy
After registration and submitting I checked admission status and the FIRST DEGREE AND SECOND DEGREE showed NOT PASSED.

I would love to know if this translates that PLANT SCIENCE AND BIOTECHNOLOGY which I chose is not eligible for the Msc in pharmacognosy.

If that is the case, should I go ahead to correct the course to BOTANY?
Or the issue would be rectified during the screening process?

PS : THE PROSPECTUS NEVER STATED WHICH Bsc COURSES ARE ELIGIBLE for the Msc by coursework.
It only reflected Bsc courses eligible for professional Msc courses.

Attached is a screenshot.

I anticipate your prompt reply.


If you know any Msc student in faculty of Pharmacy, you could please refer me to them for better clarification

Where's the picture?

troublemakea:
one yahoo guy down...we pray for more of their death

all those who puts pain in peoples heart and lives all cause of money we pray for their death. Amen

Not true.
Read the story again.
He belonged to the Eiye frat.

asuustrike2009:
He Neva die yet

Who never die?
He Don die ooo....
Go get updated.