₦airaland Forum

23jerryking:
At this point, let's give the Mossad a well and truly deserved round of applause abeg. A lot of folks around try to downplay their efforts all the time but they can't succeed on this one. Iran and all her proxies should be ashamed of themselves. There's even a report that the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon has gone blind from the effects of the pager explosion.

It was never the work of mossad.
Mossad doesn't even have such network or power.
This is purely a US/UK/Nato job.
It is an extensive network.
The US will deny this because they don't want all their bases in the middle east to burn.
They always feign ignorance.

nosa2:
There is no guarantee that a different house would make him happier. Wealth is necessary so you have the ability to do whatever you want not to do things because you can

So true

Masterviolence:
Okey The arm chair analyst, the greatest e-warrior alive, the only
nightmare to Putin and Russia, the commander of the online nafo territorial riffle and mechanized brigade of the nairaland division, the Shakespeare of prophetic declaration.
You're welcome sir.

Tpharell:
Now, this is a rather bleak picture!
But Uche is able to keep up appearances, and is considered the toast of the town amongst young women in the area.

Abeg leave my Uche alone eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

flourishing247:
Yes. Each applicant has to fill the DS-160 form. One form per applicant.

Okay.
Thanks

Debbieeeeeee:
I walked in to pickup my passport and it was pretty seamless.
I submitted passport only then they called me to tell me to pay up about a day after

Hello bro.
I am applying for my 2 kids canada visit visa.
I have gotten mine for 8 years.
I am using my account to apply for them by creating a family group for them ( i am not involved since have gotten mine).
The question now is, will i click ''representative filling the form on their behalf;;? since they are still kids and can't fill it by themselves.
If that is the case, that means i will fill the Representative online form and submit, right?

OyoTunjiUSA:
Hey 🤠

Here is the embassy guidelines:

1. To schedule an appointment for you and your family members, please sign up first on usvisaappt.com.

2. Once the account was created, on ''My Dashboard'', click on ''Create New'' button in order to start the scheduling process; you will need to choose the application country, the service type, the visa category and visa class.

3. Before paying the visa fee, you will have the option to add the family members applying together with you, and to provide the personal details for each applicant. The visa fees will be calculated based on the information you provide, and you will be able to schedule appointments for each family member.



****. Please note however that some U.S. Embassies or Consulates may request the visa applicants to schedule individual appointments; in this case the option to add the family members will not appear during the process, and you will need to schedule each person separately. You will not need however to create separate accounts for each person, but use the same account as for your application.


+234 2013438900 or email : nigeria@usvisaappt.com


Best Wishes 🙏

Hello bro.

Thanks for your efforts here, really appreciate.
I have my US visit visa courtesy of this thread, now the issue is that i want to apply for my wife and 2 kids.
Will i create different DS-160 form for them?

richeeyo:
All this ladies wa don turn gbola to prescription drug
One in the morning
One at noon
One at nigth

MonsieurCoder:
April 2024



April 2024



April 2024



April 2024



April 2024



February 2024



November 2023



November 2023




October 2023


October 2023


August 2023



July 2023


The jokes write themselves

WrriterNg:
⚡India rejects American orders to shut down Russian media outlet RT

“Indians are free to choose information”

And the US is the country going about screaming freedom of speech while trying to shut down others..... Hypocrites

seunny4lif:
Zelensky in March 2022: "There are those in the West who don't mind a long war because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine and comes at the cost of Ukrainian lives"

Hmmmm
So he knows this.. then what changed? Why is eager to cross all Russia's red lines just to annihilate his people?

WrriterNg:
⚡Beijing opposes the spread of false information by the US and Britain that China allegedly supports the Russian military-industrial complex, the Chinese embassy said.

They should keep quiet abeg.
They are too fearful for my likeness.
Russia better not rely on these guys compared to Iran that is far more bold and visually helps than them.
One party is blackmailing you of fuelling a war secretly while they are boldly fanning the war publicly and you are here chickening out like a kid..... Mtchewww

ositadima1:
Go to https://www.dmo.gov.ng/

Under 'Bonds,' navigate to 'Bond Issuance Calendar.' The latest one available is for Q3. You may have to wait for the release of the Q4 calendar.

Looking at the attached document, the last auction date listed is for today. Also, note that these are reopening bonds, meaning they were issued before, but the government has chosen to offer more of them.

Yes, banks and brokerage houses offer Nigerian bonds. To invest in bonds through a bank, you may need to register for a separate investment account or complete additional paperwork.

Why is it that interest rate on shorter bonds like 5 years always higher than long term years like 10 years when devaluation will have more effect on 10 years bond than 5 years bond.
Under normal condition, a 10 years bond should have a better higher interest rate to cover for years of inflation and devaluation

MrLibrarian:
assuming we both went for an interview to be recruited as secondary school teachers in an all girl's school and the HR looks up our moniker on social media and realized my moniker is Mr Librarian while yours is Glorious Gbola (Dick). Even if you may scale through the interview your moniker alone is a turn off and you're a potential threat to those young and innocent females.
Or you didn't know the meaning of your moniker before you created it?
Folake4u too like prick na why she dey crush on you not knowing the so called Glorious gbola is actually a small inch toothpick that hardly gets erect.

otiokpo:
She called that she is stranded that I should send her 3k. I did and later called her to know how she was and hope she is home and dry.

She said she has been with her man since yesterday, that she just needed the money to buy food.

The thing shock me , I felt insulted and I blanked

Just imagine
You are with a broke bf but calling another man for food money.... Shame

tojahh:
She saw her cousin and she asked her if this was her new boyfriend (in her dialect, which I understood very well as my mum is also from same place)

She said nope, she was bored and since I have money to spend, who's she to say no. That she has placed me on billing that once I pay she will fling me off

We got to my place and I agree to pay the billing only after chopping the kpekus. I even added additional 20k to her needs. She knew I was capable so she open the abuna. While I was seeing her off, I replayed everything she said to her cousin in same language to her and instruct her that the next time I see her, would be regrettable for her.

Na WA oooo
Men are in Love, women are in Business

chipet67:
Uncultured indeed. Not that she said it in a way I will understand by reading between lines, she hit it hard and was blunt, unapologetic.
I had to flee.

One also boldly told me she can't date a man with 2 legs rather 4 legs (a car).
Atleast, if you can't date someone, courtesy demands you turn him down in a polite way but since they thought the man won't be anything in life and have rubbished him, they careless about his feelings or what he will pass through.
14 years later after altering those words to me, God turned my life around and I became better.
She saw me in a ride and called my line to meet me. I guess it was the open roof convertible car that attracted her.
Met her later and she started telling me how she had a marriage divorce less than 2 years because she was literally feeding the man.
Since she love flashy things, the guy deceived her into relationship by using borrow borrow car from friends and apartment of a family unknown to her.
Na when she enter marriage eye clear.
She got feed up of feeding him after a year filled with quarrels and fightings.
Long story short, she wanted us to start dating.
No be me and her.... I jump and pass

chipet67:
Uncultured indeed. Not that she said it in a way I will understand by reading between lines, she hit it hard and was blunt, unapologetic.
I had to flee.

chipet67:
She told me if I don't have money to take care of her, SHE WILL CHEAT.
In her exact words.

But from her appearance, she appears churchy and sane.

Na waaaaa !!!!
The kind of women we are breeding this days are worrisome.
Many are very uncultured and bold in cheating

Focusmind:
"I am sure you guys at Investment banking are at the same level with those in multinational IOCs". I pretended as if I didn't hear that. She repeated it again before she entered her car, I smiled and didn't answer. Later that night, she dropped the same question on blackberry chat. I began to carry out further investigation......it finally ended

Na real Ayangba be that

idahme:
Just after two days of talking she asked can you take care of me? Hope you won't allow me to suffer?

I asked suffer? You are a medical Doctor how on earth can I make you to suffer? Then I asked what exactly do you mean by that? She responded you should be footing my bills and ensuring that I don't lack anything .

It was my time to do fact checking, instantly I turned the game around with few intercontinental ballistic missiles to check if I can neutralize her S500 missile defense shield.

I asked if I take care of all your bills what then will you use your salary to do? And then I asked again do you have the mindset of looking out for each other or it's only the man that will look out for you? The first question she replied with 'I really can't tell you for now because I wasn't expecting that question' , selfishness check ✅ observed and then she answered the second question, she said Its the man that must look out for me, I shouldn't be looking for a man, selfishness check confirmed ✅

I have come to realize that one of the test for a woman to determine whether she is interested in you is her willingness to part with her money even if you ain't really interested in what she has, do that check to weed out the extremely hypergamous and selfish ones

NoSmoking:
because e no go favour me

😂😂😂

LeeSmart:
Why are u running from favours sir?😂

Ghostagain:
^^^^For the jealous souls, I took that picture from the top of the Eiffel tower. Feel free to hug...you know what 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0?feature=shared

And what as this got to do with the thread?
Who cares where you go? Be it Eiffel tower or Canada national gallery.
Na WA ooo

citizenbarger:
This abroad thing is making you run mad bro, discuss with a close friend or family member before it's too late ...

Vic2023:
*⚡️⚡️ 🇮🇱 The train station in Tel Aviv is reportedly on fire.*

According to Al-Mayadeen, the fire was likely caused by an interceptor missile that failed to intercept a Yemeni ballistic missile.

I guess they lie a lot.
It won't hurt if they say the truth that resistance missiles hit the rail instead of their own interceptors.
Interceptors are designed in such a way that it doesn't fire into cities.
Most ADs are stationed away from cities.
They have been intercepting cheap Hamas missiles without the ADs misbehaving and firing into their own cities, why now?

meobizy:
Your body is part of your brand. It is sad that only a few entertainers know this. D’banj is someone who jogs frequently. Wande Coal, DJ Cuppy and Tems will rather die than let a ball of amala go to waste.

pansophist:
You want to die abi?

WritterNg:
⚡In Berlin brothels, almost 50% of prostitutes are currently Ukrainian, Welt reports.

These women claim that this is a temporary job and that they will stop prostitution in a few months and then return to Ukraine.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Zelensky has ruined Ukraine

A whooping 50% of Asewos are Ukrainians in Germany brothels?

RodgersAkpafu:
Guy
Private University school fees were paid IN FULL

No part payment
No deferred payment

Some even paid with interest

After going through that
even though things are now better
that suspicion is still there

that generation who saw that have to give way
before there will be a paradigm shift

emmanuelewumi:
Even when you use dividend of N5.00 , a required return of 20% and a sustainable earning growth of 15%, you will still have a valuation of N100

The 20%, is it return on equity or ROIC?

soqmeov:
This, this right here is funny and sad


Damn you Russians!