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Check my joystick if I am good for marriage or I better remain single.

Ladies in the house,

Does the size of joystick really matter in marriage?

let us be sincere please.

This is what you get when a country legalized weed.

This is just the beginning.

is this for real?

A crash without bloodstains, no shattered wind screens, four tyres intact?

I expected the heading to be like this ' Bakayoko Park 3yards beside the road to ease himself'

@ op take ur time,

This is coming at the wrong time,

My girlfriend just called my to come and read this, i had to run outta the bathroom with soap in my eyes thinking it was something serious.

Now all she could say is that she wanted me to come and learn how to treat her like a woman as if I av been doing otherwise.

mtcheew, going back to complete my bath.

inspiring,

But I expected him to tel us how he funded it, was it an helper or a miracle cus I know that there are hundreds or thousands conductors out there aspiring to get even a degree without any resource at their disposal.

Mine doesn't just make me laugh but make me learn.

It was back then when I was in skul, there was this girl I loved so much that I was ready to sacrifice my life for her, she had a financial challenge then and couldn't pay her skul fees... I opted to use my own fee to pay for hers just to impress her and prove I was man enough, I even went ahead as using my money for upkeep to pay her rent as if I was under a spell in which I later borrowed to pay my own fee cus mum and dad musn't hear about it.

further to that every time I try to touch the bitch she pretended as if she was a Virgin, always telling me it is mine for ever and as stupid as I was i believed every damn word she said not knowing there was this dude screwing the hell out of the hoe.

Fast forward to graduation, the bitch brought her expired goods to me and starting shedding those crocodile tears that once make me weak in her arms, only God knows that if I was with a gun that day I would av committed murder, I seized her phone and gave her back her sim and warned her never to cross my part again.. it was sad cus I was still in love with her.

To cut the epistle short, I went to such, pay my tithe and pray to God for wisdom so that I don't make such a blunder again .... when I remember then all i do is to sit and laugh

Okada abeg drop me here o jare,

I think this thread it's gonna worth the while.

Mama nkechi, as usual please...

I was also thinking there would be a stopover in heaven before going to Abuja.

Billgates with all his wealth will not pay 27millions for a one way trip to Abuja.

Sad news,

By the way why did this man come to Nigeria, he knows there is nothing good about this country at the moment and he just wanted to try his luck and unfortunately luck didn't shine on him.

Rip to him and am very sure he will never near Nigeria if he is opportune to come back to life.

And on this very day,


The son of man never bothered to give a single Bleep,

And he was fulfilled

And on this very day,

The son of man never bothered to give a Bleep,

And he was fulfilled.

And so?


Those that gave a fvck are in london hospital. mtcheew


Next please

And so?


Those that a give fvck are in London hospital.

Next please

guys don't be deceived, this lady didn't pass through any exercise. all she needed was to attend a conference with some ogas at a designated hotel room and she becomes a soldier. it is not easy to get big nyash o cus it opens opportunities for wealth

and some people will come here and say police is not doing their job. in as much as I hate police I still commend the good ones.... it is not easy to stay out in the cold while u are sleeping peacefully in ur houses.

If only i can take my parents to court for bringing me into this zoo called nigeria...

Anyway I am not surprise because the bible already recorded that on the last days funny things like this will happen, who am I then to take a action.

All I dream everyday is how all this polithiefcians will gather for a meeting then militants and the boko boys do what they know how to do best only then will I be fulfilled... nonsense everywhere

how does this settle Nigeria crisis. nonsense everywhere

Air hostess is number one, i twerk my right scrotum for them..

try to have sex a night before planning for ikorodu should in case it happens to be the last. very useful tip and I wonder why op didn't include it.

hope it is not what am thinking, if it is God has answered nairalanders prayers o

can somebody with good reasoning direct me to a country were i can relax until nigeria is back to normal. Don't beg me cus my mind if made up.