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ideology: pls add this keke have been banned in PH so where is yours driving

R u sure u r in ph ?

Ehizario: 9ce one. Ur 10k alawee would continue even after Okore-Affia stops sending alerts.

Yes Ooo

martowskin1: who be this one?

Person like u!!! Huh!

still serving, batch A, bought Keke napep (tricycle) Wt my 6months alawi n it gets me 10k everyweek here in ph

trillville: Thiefism

LooooooooLolllllllllllllllllllzz

Double194: Heiyyyaaaaa soooo sweet
He kept to his promise in his song When I Become A SuperStar.
What caught me most is that he has not even bought for himself before buying for his mum.
May God continue to bless ur hustle

Gbagan Gbagan Gbagan Gbagan!!!

daisyella:

Kaylaychii: Well,, I just admire for a while and smile. I they sha tell people when dem fine troway,

haitto99: simple,toast,f**k and fashy

For those of u liking my ass LOLZZZ u can only view bt can't touch !

ladies n gents ! I put this question to u all but first my take:........

what comes to my mind anytime i see a fine guy isss ........ lol its funny shaa, I just start imagining the size of his third leg, how strong he will be, how romantic he will be when digging me down Lolzz. Let get ur tot wen u see a fine girl or guy be frank !

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Someone is really confused right now and needs urgent help.

A friend of mine just found that her grandma is a witch and its been confirmed by 5 people(men of God) that she is a high ranked witch and the cause of all their family problems and her grandma also bragged about it.

To buttress my point, her dad relocated to the village, her aunt is about been sent out of there house cause she can't pay rent anymore, two of her dads younger brothers are more than 40yrs and yet to marry.

She came crying to me but i didn't know what to say to her. I decided to put it up here.

what will do when u find out that your grandma is a witch and the cause of all your family problems ?

Godson201333: OP what were you doing at the restaurant?

Went to eat Offcourse!

dancing azonto + etigi !!! Atlast my topic went to front page, Hehehehehehe ;Ddancing azonto + etigi !!! Atlast my topic went to front page, Hehehehehehe

I WAS EMBARRASSED TODAY WHEN IN A RESTAURANT A MATURED MAN FINISHED EATING AND STARTED LICKING HIS SOUP. I WAS LIKE WHAT THE Zap IS THIS MAN DOING IN THIS 21ST CENTURY? I WAS SHOCKED!!! SO I WANT TO ASK NAIRALANDERS, DO YOU LICK YOUR PLATE OR SOUP AFTER EATING

THERE HAS BEEN NEWS ABOUT MAGIC SIM EVERYWHERE BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT, HOW DOES IT WORK? REPLY ASAP........

Things To Do with Your Girlfriend with
No Money The things to do with your
girlfriend when you have no money, are
the moments of your life that you will
cherish forever, because you won't be
thinking too much about what is spent over what. Read on, Romantic Things to
Do With Your Girlfriend Climb up the
nearest hill and watch the sunset
together Pluck a rose from a garden
and give it to her Make a promise to
her Whisper 'I love you' thousand times in her ear as the day progresses Sing her
a song Take her out on a drive and stop
at a place you haven't seen before Give
her a whole body massage Go for a walk,
holding hands on road you've never
been before Hold her hands, stare into her eyes and kiss her Cook a romantic
dinner for her Tell her about your
dream last night Play games between the
sheets (if you know what I mean!) Tell
her you want to be her prince Charming,
if she's is your Cinderella Cuddle up and watch a chick flick together Solve
crosswords together Make some hot
chocolate and sip it watching the rain If
it's snowing, make a snowman Stargaze
all night and dedicate every star to her
with a reason Cuddle up and sleep Free Things to Do with Your Girlfriend Go
and visit a free museum together Wash
the car together (this one can get real
dirty!) Play video games and let her win
Women are cleanliness freaks. So, help
your girl clean her closet Go to a mall with her, and try out clothes, just for
the heck of it Have a hot steamy shower
together Invent a game and keep
changing its rules as you go on playing
it Read your favorite comic or a book
together Workout together, by cycling, trekking, running and jogging
Painting an abstract picture by drawing
a line at a time, is a free thing to do Tell
her a secret about you that you haven't
told anyone Pick up a pillow fight with
her, but remember girls are delicate. So, handle with care Learn some dance
moves and teach them to her Fun Things
To Do With Your Girlfriend at Home
Hitchhike a ride with your girl to a
place you haven't been before Bring out
the junk and make a ring for her Play a sport like basketball or football in
your backyard Plan a party for a day
when you'll have money Devise ingenious
ways of earning money Stroll in a public
garden Get out all your old photo
albums and show them to her Cook a romantic meal together Go to a drive-in
movie theater Organize your garage
with your girlfriend's help. Women, love
putting everything in place! Plant some
pots and plants in your garden Seduce
your girlfriend with some excellent pre- intimacy tricks Tell her a really exiting
story Enact a play together for your
friends and family see ya later,

I just tried it out in a modem n it worked Wt zain apn Lolz, but it won't go through if u don't have MB oh

I just tried it out in a modem n it worked Wt zain apn Lolz

dude its not I saw it clear

This happend this morning, my airtel bb subscription expired this morning so i changed my sim and inserted my MTN coz they gave me 10mb for my recharge yesterday inside my e63 nokia phone switched it on opened opera went straight to facebook forgetting to change the settings to MTN. my facebook opened. I was shocked, I went to settings AND FOUND OUT THAT MY MTN SIM IS BROWSING WITH ZAIN SETTINGS ON MY FONE. THATS WHAT AM USING TO POST THIS NOW. THE MUMU EMPTY HEN DON SUCCUMB TO PRESSURE FORM THEIR COMPETITORS LOLZZZZZZ I CAN'T FIT LAFF. BUT THEY ARE ON DIA OWN BECAUSE I DON RECHARGE MY AIRTEL AGAIN AND I'll BE FLEXING IT ON MY NOKIA N ANDROID DEVICE + MY SYSTEM .

[quote author=illuminutty ]AY is a gay, he is illuminati and a drug dealer.[/quote]u sayim be gay na u and am follow de do the thing?

no hating bro. he's jst blessed, nairaland cant stop amazing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

specialguest: I cant say much about my ex but if i were to break up with my current boyfriend ( not that i ever hope to) i"ll definately have lots of good stuff to say about him... For example just last week he donated blood to my mum.. Not that i cant afford to buy a pint of blood from the blood bank but at the moment her blood group wasnt available and mine does not match with her"s..

Luckily enough he was on lunch break and he came to check up on me in the hospital. He asked why i was sad and explained the situation to him, then walked out only to return about 30minutes later. Before i could ask where he had been, i just saw the lab guy come into the dialysis room with a pint of blood for my mum.. After enquiry , i found out that my beloved boyfriend who has a beautiful heart of Gold donated the blood to be used for my mother's transfusion during the dialysis...

Love you so much baby.... God bless you

Yea! he really has a big heart of gold. Thumbs up

after she has getting married shea! Gbagan 4u. U knw Wts Good so do it .

that truck was loaded With CB oh !

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[quote author=acidosis™]Epa.

Please do not ask for "Epa" in Urhobo land.. "Epa" is an insultive word in that area. [/quote]Ok. So wat dialect calls G.nut Epa

HELLO FRIENDS, what do you call GROUNDNUTs in your
native dialects?? Please mention tribe.
Me first - am from abia - umuahia- ohuhu , we call it ''ahuekere''. Lets know what you call it in ur dialect

obowunmi: Hmm ok. She should go back to her parent's house.

If ur in her shoes is that what u'll do ?