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SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!!!! MEHN I AM JUST COMING BACK FROM A PARTY. TWAS HOT!!!

No i cant, i can only kneel down and pray to God.

ijebabe: Lmao! Abeg make you sef join. No be bad thing na

For what na? Am too biq for thiz, i only do modelz

Itz easy, tiqh a rope on it, swinq it 10 times and leave it. When it lands everythinq will stop for qood!

[quote author=~vicky~]A man walks into a jewellery store, looking at beautiful wedding rings.As he bends over the glass
counter to have a closer look at the ring he farts hoping that the shop assistant did not hear the fart,the man asks:"how much is the ring?".The shop assistant look at him and says:"if you farted by just seeing the ring won't you poo yourself if I tell you the price?"[/quote]

Mehn to be hunqry is nat gewd at all. It is true what they say that 'a hunqry man is an anqry lion! Hunqer can make one do unmentionable finz. What are the silly finz u've done coz u were hunqry?? For me: I remember the day i was so hunqry on my way back from a church proqram, the only money on me was enouqh to fetch me a cob of cooked corn, omo na so i buy come beqin download am for road o, i didnt know when i started eatinq the cob/stick. Anytime i remember thiz i just keep lauqhinq. I remember when i was younq, the only time i kept quiet was when i was hunqry. Letz have yourz...

foolish nairaland boiz, una don see qal na, all una attention na for her. Everybody wants to act nice!

cindyrella: Nope, never experienced it!
Not yet anyway... But I know it is only a matter of time.

Dont worry she wont even ask, i will be there to pay the bride price. **looks around to see if mynd is watchinq**

Peeps in** why diz ladies resemble boys na?

See people wey dey claim se dem no place for abj, no be millenium park una dey rock every chrismas??

dammytex: This manual here is for the cool okay girls. For the crazy ones, this is just the table of contents.

lauqh want make me buy dana ticket!

Pathetic

Success: The road to success is full of obstacles, never qive up.
-If I have seen further, it is because i stood on the shoulderz of qiants~Newton

Life: never take life serious coz no one comes out of it alive
Life is a biitch and death is her sister,sleep is their cousin~Lil wayne

Love: Love is the only fin that makes a qentleman behave like a mad man
-Love is blind but mine wears qlasses~Sir. Emmy9ite

5. I saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
what is it i saw?

pestle or pencil

Sneezinq: when we sneeze, it doesnt add anythinq to the body.
NB: you cannot sneeze with ur eyes open

[quote author=Master_1]Yawn too is among them.
We all yawn nd scientists don't know exactly why. Seeing, reading, hearing a yawn, can make us yawn.
I'm yawning rite now.[/quote]very true # Am yawninq with you

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I will tell him the man is my ex before I met him[my husband]and that while I was dating the said man he once had a tape of me and him bleeping and has threatend to report to my husband should I deny him sex for the lasttym hence out of fear I decided to give in to him to clear up the mess and shut he's mouth•while explaining all these I would cry and wail along[/quote]And you didnt say this before now? It is when i have cauqht u that u are tellinq me this cock and bull story. What justifies your actions of bleepinq in our own room on our matrimonial bed? I will just use the matchet on u first.. Nansense!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Oooohk•lets say d man holding the matchet is my husband and the other my bf•the man is in he's clothes[not naked]and am tieing a towel•my husband didn't catch us doing anything hence no proof•once I see him enter the house with that matchet I would just quickly get up run to my husband and say!ahhh honey thank God you are here,while I was trying to arrange the room I saw a big snake crawling under the bed,I immediately called this good samaritan who is a passersby to help me out•well I thank God u are here finally and with a matchet too[chikinah][/quote]what if he first peeped in to see the both of you smoochinq before qoinq back to brinq a cutlass, which lie will you tell aqain?

I hate hiccups! I remember when we use to drink water seven times to stop it! thanks for the info

Just 2 days.my phone's screen guard is a mirror. I must barb, there are mirrors in the four corners of the barbinq saloon.

4. Girls: qirls and their needs can affect your brain
5. Stress: too much work and no play can make one dull
6. Social networks: facebook, twitter, nairaland can kill ur brain biq time. Nairaland can turn u into an ethnic biqot

**clears throat** what is happeninq here?

ijebabe: Ban for what? I'm not like some people who don't know when to stop, garri boy
How far?

na me be garri boy? U want make i bite ur lips abi? No mind ashanu seun, they just ban me for nofin