₦airaland Forum

doctokwus:
Don't bliv this story

well it happened anyway

doctokwus:
Don't bliv this story

well it happened anyway

once in our life we have the opportunity to be higher than others. . opportunity to be superior. . but most time most people make use of that opportunity to get what makes those who were below them to be far better than them.... u fought with a gateman... thinking he is just a gateman. .. now as it stands.. he is alive and you are no more.. if u just walk away this won't have happened... ... R.I.P anyway
.... to those of us who are still living... walking away doesn't mean we are coward. . it shows we are better and we value and know what life means

u won't know when android auto-correct will kill you....when you wan mix nigeria English with oyinbo English ....to explain the mistake na war..... how u wan take explain am to niggas say na mistake......

they all looked like cable...

that's the real WWE am talking about.... American pay per view na fake...

go look for job niggas

nigeria is blessed with everything. ... even with a president that doesn't understand recession and he is still doing it .... well I guess IMF ate in Lier muhammed house before announcing this

don't worry nigerian ... be patient for our lovely president..he knows best... jonathan acquired only one Ph.d...our president got six....its not easy to have six Ph.d's

* Patiently hoping for a Degree
* Professorship? hah! Dream on!
* Philosophically Disturbed
* Pathetically hopeless Dummy
* Pretty heavily Depressed
* Patiently headed Downhill...

I no mention anybody's name oh

well no be only one road u fit take enter market..... if one way fails na to choose another one now

omo.....
una never know anything. .... well congrats anyway. .... una don come join to increase our number. .. u know what I mean

iamdynamite:
lol whoi the hell are you

I am...... what's that name again. ... hmnmmmmm......remember that david guetta track. ... ta la ta tan ni yaaaa.... that is me

this ekiti guy.... he will surely win because you fit use am describe nigeria's current economy situation internationally

black Maria

I use ATM for power steering ever since I have been driving it..HONDA CRV.... and no problem from anywhere......

well OK.,.....

kceewhyte:
nawaoo where Earthquake happen, for Nigeria

no BURUNDI

8BitGee:
Don't be an asshat, the emergency and geological services also have the responsibility of studying and predicting future earth movements which can lead to deaths or injuries.

What do you expect from sb with such atrocious mastery of the English language!

who is this one....
I guess ur phone is showing G in the middle NEMA

earthquake happened last week... emergency management went to visit today..... wait visit to do what... I don't understand .... ok let us assumed people are injured and other fatalities... they are supposed to wait for them to come I guess


all this hausas self... maybe na just one side of their gutter bend come break wey dey make dem dey shout

Puc

Last year salah vs this year salah

Luvties:
Please how can I subscribe for the #200 for 1.5gig and #25 for 500mb

Dial *312# .!. Migrate..... Dial it again .. Select 3 .. U will see other options

Airtel has changed their smart trybe night data plan from the normal price which is #50 for 1.5gig to #200 for 1.5gig..... The #25 for 500mb has not changed anyway..... Well I think Airtel has too many customers already... They want some to join etisalat

How will this change the economy situation....

Sorry man..... But you for tell them make dem sit down make u come start to crack joke till police come now.....that moment ehm... If they ask him his name... He go say I am br..br..brrr.r bright okpo..kpo...kpo..kpo... Cha... Basketmouth go sharperly ceased from his head..... Sorry man again..... U no say economy hard now.....


And we dey expect the scenario for your next comedy show oh.... Titled ..BASKETMOUTH ROBBED UNCENCORLY...

oga abeg go back. .... employment scarce oh... just be patient with that red beret sacked man-o-war

that one wey no wear cloth ... u fit use am describe the way nigeria economy be now

igbo kwenu. .... nna makawhy now.... businessiii no movuu for obodo nto nigeriya ... u come trya agreena pasture. .... agreena pasture come turn to reda pasture

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vicadex07:
Why do Nigerians like to feel special whenever they buy a new thing as if only them can afford it. Just tell us the damn price already...smh

wait for him now.. he wan go ask him neighbour
make his neighbour ask that his friend to ask his whatsapp friend the price.

its cool... can it call buhari even without having his number so that I can tell him my mind. ....

beautiful ....abeg.. later we no wan hear GOVERNMENT OF ABIA STATE BIAFRA oh... cos for naija nobody trust anything called CHANGE nowadays oh