After his 4th attempt, bubu got admitted into the higher institution for a four years course. According to an editorial board of the institution, he took 14 courses (4 units) in his first year. He passed 4 with a missed grades of C, D(2) and E and failed the rest. Prior to his admission, he was
referred to as a brilliant chap by the people in his community. This however, earned him the community support. Little did they know that brilliance is different from intelligence. The results of his first academic year has shown how brilliant he is. If his Cumulative Grade Points Average (CGPA) was to be an airtime, it cannot give a missed call to any network. I mean the digits are wallowing in probation. But there is a consolation of another 3 years to right the wrong.
As a patriot, I say Happy Democracy Day!

chaiii. ... the way some edo people dey ugly ehnmmmm. .... I go come wonder.... na God image them be too?

we claimed we are free from slavery.. from The chains of the white men ... but now our behaviour is even more than being a slave for them. .. yes we may not be in chains like the olden days black slave. . with all these behaviours .. we are more like civilised slaves. .. we have african premier league. . afican champions league ... which we dont even bother about what is going on there talkless of watching any of their match. .but we can even fail to attend an employment interview just because we want to watch European league. ..to me its only an extra loyal slave that can do that. .. even if we have very cheap made in Nigeria hummer jeep. . some Nigeria still prefer very expensive Volkswagen Beatle car produced by their European masters... aint that what slaves are supposed to do.. satisfy their masters. .... well I dont blame that man. . he is only doing the service of his European masters. .. kill yourself for their league.. even if they dont know you. .. well I aint slave anyway. . I dont know about you

these IGP is somehow in favour of something according to all his comments concerning fulani attacks. .. that was how he denied the killings in agatu as false. .. pls somebody should check his root. .. he is related or married to fulani family or had something to do with fulanis I guess

Nigeria buhari version of Merlin

her birthday. .. her choice of cloth..

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MosakuAW:

Whaoooo! This is lovely.

@OP, can this guy transform Buhari face and brain to Obama's so that Naija can turn to America within months.

Only if!

Creativity at its Peak. Nice work.

ur brain also need that transformation to think well

Predict the next country that Buhari will travel after he comes back from China and win a new iphone6..... from iphone

I am glad to have been part of the last BATCH C corper (2014/2015)..... where Nigeria experience change....the ever best batch so far... platoon 10 delta state

chaiiiii. .. egbon.. ebi ko da oh..... brother hunger bad gannnn

LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what happened, resulting in you killing your own husband. WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me unto the bed in the bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: handling my breast and sucking my nipples,strokin g my clitoris n 'V' part whilst kissing me strongly. LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly.) Yees, continue. WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so wet and ready for sex. But before I realized he got off me and then shouted..... "APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!..." BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!... That fool deserves to die...Nonsense. !!!

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How I have been surviving fuel scarcity and lack of electricity which will help you too. Go to a nearby bank greet everyone, plug your phone to charge, plug your power bank, rechargeable fan, drink water from dispenser, sit enjoy AC, watch buhari on CNN, withdraw # 1000 thank the whole bank staff and return home. The next day go and join the queue to pay back the #1000 into your account. ladies and gentlemen am off to the bank ooooo

ur friends .. ur neighbour. . it can be any og them. .... an outsider can't just track u like this. ...... just be carefull and investigate without giving too much info to ur friends and neighbour. .. cos their next attempt maybe something more than ur car. ... just be careful....It may be that ur friend that likes smilling. .. or that other fat one that always like to do things for u... or the tall one that always like to be around u.. expecially that handsome that always like to know everything about u

the man wey put will be like. ....IF U COMOT AMM. .. THUNDER GO FIRE U

Sijo01:
Them go there go chop the family food. Watin dem come give the family in return?.?

handshake. .. hmm and then return their pics.. I think

if u dey come my house. .. remember to come with ur food.. stove and kerosene to cook amm..... and pls remember to come with fuel for generator. .... no be my fault..cos dollar don rise. .. fuel scarce like common sense. ... Nepa don kolo. ..... and market now dey buy goods from producer with dollars ( I think that explains why the rise of dollar affect food produce by Nigerian farmers).... a Baba go slow still dey use learner to drive nigeria

An Imam woke up from sleep today shouting JESUS! JESUS!! JESUS!!!
The wife asked ; was lion chasing you
in your dream?

That would have been better said the imam.
What happened, the wife asked?
The Imam replied,
I nearly voted for APC again in my dream,
the wife
shouted blood of Jesus



After buhari was announced the winner of the presidential election people started trekking for him. we thought they were insane. Never knew they were being prophetic -they saw the future. Now everybody is trekking. Whether you like it or not u must trekk....Now Nigeria is in the period of mass trekking for buhari.
Well all the same the children of Israel trekked from Egypt to the promise land,be of good cheers Nigerians are trekking to there promise land
Tell your neighbour say neighbour I will get there before you

this kind of issue happens when that old witch in your village finally remember your name

BENIN—Three persons, including a pregnant woman were allegedly crushed to death at Osholo village in Etsako East Local Government of Edo State, last week, after a tipper lorry ran into a crowd injuring several persons. However, it was learnt that while the driver and his conductor were making efforts to evacuate the dead and the injured persons to nearby hospital, some angry people from Osholo community descended on them and set the tipper, the driver and the conductor ablaze. It was gathered that the driver of the tipper lorry was coming from Ekperi in Etsako Central Local Government Area, and heading towards Weppa in Etsako East when he ran into the crowd, killing three people, including the pregnant woman. Angered by the action of the Osholo community, some people from Weppa community allegedly invaded Osholo, setting some houses ablaze, but the timely intervention of the law enforcement agents prevented it from escalating. Confirming the report, Edo State Commissioner of Police, Chris Ejike, said five persons died in the incident adding that as soon as reports of the incident got to the police, action was taken to forestal further aggression.

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.
THE CALL,
When America saw the killing in the north in 2011 just because GEJ won the presidential election, they predicted the disintegration of Nigeria in 2015 knowing that there would be another presidential election and GEJ will again win and the war will begin.
2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs and Baboons soaking in blood statement. America got prepared, they waited in Ghana and observe the happenings the world tuned their ears listening for the sound of bombs and watched expecting the first attack.
The "clock stood still" tension walked through the cities, terror became neighbours, everybody became a suspect.
He remembered the prediction, he remembered the threat, he also remembered the action in 2011.
He asked himself, is my political ambition worth the blood of any man?
The phone resting on the table
Results on cable
Jega's voice not stable
States still calling
Results still coming
Tension keep building
Prediction drawing near
Threat on alert.
He remembered you!!!!
Your importance to your family
Your value to the society
Your hope for the future.
He thought of a way out of this impending secretly organised war.
Just then, he picked his phone
He dialled a number
He said congratulations
And:
America's prediction failed
Buhari's threat failed
He uphold the peace
He uphold ONE Nigeria
The CALL wasn't because he lost
The CALL was for you to live
And YOU are still alive after over 365days.
Please, appreciate him and say ....
THANK YOU SIR.............#copied

don't mind those losers. .. from GIANT of Africa to ANT of Africa. .. from super eagle to super chicken .. so full of disappointment like arsenal. ... they always use sledge hammer to break person's heart... even if we gather the whole Alfa. .imams... pastors... bishop. even the pope join the whole witches plus all babalawo. .. we can't defeat Egypt at home. .. let us just pray for draw. .... for encouragement sake. ..GO EAGLE

will the HIT reduce dollars or the MISS makes fuel to be availabe

Raphael81:
i luv this guy for his simplicity and his sense of humility as a Governor in a country where people tend to live a life of luxury and debauchery, he is the real servant leader....

if he is doing it for the public then why including the press

kosii lo... oniranu big mouth coach