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Fahrenheit, Jean-Paul Guiltier, Ice Berg etc, my best so far.

@minto,

Not a slip of any finger.
Rita Dominic has wide mouth, short and quite a fake!
She's very ugly period

Me sef, i dont take sour milk, bad egg, bad eba and fufu,unripped plantain, etc

Bank PHB should be sued for misleading Nigerians by giving out false info. Also for attempting to enslave their customers indirectly, period

I need 2 or 3 bedroom flat at Iju - Ishaga area, very descent compound, with potable water and masters bedroom. 1yr rent and not coting more than 120k(3bedrooms) 100k(2bedrooms)
post it here if you have any info on my request.

Dr. Kathy,
How do I know a woman is ovulating? what are the signs?

my friends dad used to own a Maxima car, the man had to wake up by 4am to work on it. He would get through just b4 6am, use a stone to hold the throttle pedal, then takes his bath.and goes to work. It was so problematic that at some point before his death, when he remembered the car early in the morning, he wept!

Nigeria has already started importing gari from Togo, and even Ghana! check very well.
U know what? stupid naija administrators approved the exportation of cassava to Europe and they beat their chest about the fake revenue generated in the venture. now where's is the revenue? in winds of course!

If some of us are above the law, then, no body should be disturbed. because of the massive and merciless looting of the economy by the above the laws, millions of people are suffering in Africa today. I say this because, if Nigeria is well positioned today economically, many other African countries would be lifted!

The Netherlands are playing a special brand of football in this tournament. I therefore give it to them.

All the time, Nigerian authorities get it all wrong.For just an attempt to defraud, 6 whole years? How many years did Alamesiagha get, what about Tafa, Now el Rufai and others, what about the governors. Please lets do the right things first. Internet fraud is well below our priority at this time. The judiciary and the law enforcement agencies should call a spade a spade! Why do we keep deceiving ourselves.

sharp cars, nipples, hips, pretty faces and of course descent smell

hmmmm,
it's just that female bankers are needed to encourage those money bags to deposit large sums of money in banks. some walk away with it, some dont, while some even enjoy it. This is the truth!

Uche Ikechukwu B,
U must b unemployable, unemployed, a crook and everything else that is bad!

what a waste of precious time. is that all u have to offer? no info on how to apply, men, just get urself busy!

hmm, this UBA thing. so u guys are still banking wit that shit of a bank? I warned you guys on this platform last year june about this serious fraud going on in that shit of a bank, still you guys are still dealling with them? good for you. Seun banned me in my bid to spread d news last year due to d way i bombarded the forum with my warning messages. Well, I closed my account wit UBA immediately, I mean, there are many other banks that do genuine banking biz, Bank PHB, GTBank, First Inland, FCMB, name it! These are all good options and they have branches nationwide, dry up your account with UBA and live in peace!

Nowhere is safe in Lagos!
However, crime rates are quite low in highbrow area like ikoyi, lekki, ajah, Ikeja GRA , Ogudu & Magodo. For assassins, nowhere is safe, for car snatchers, nowhere is safe.
Shine ur eyes jo

What's d first thing to be done after receiving a NL form KCC?

Well, people who do not understand what miracle is call it "magic" or demonstration whenever it happens. Am not a member of Christ Embassy, but miracles happen in there. People will always talk rubbish!

We really dont have good ones yet but the guys at Brila are so far the best in the country. Mitchel and many others are too slow. Football is a noisy sport and should not be analyzed as though its the game of chase. well maybe I may be looking at commentries. Even if it's analysis, their dressing most times is too poor.

still using my dell latitude D600. pentium m, very efficient, very lovely, very obedient. I love her so much. hope to upgrade soon!

Just asked Kenneth @ George on Allen Avenue this morning and was told d Visa phone sim goes for N1,800

Orji Kalu, couldn't have envisaged this cos of his high level of illiteracy. But how come Theodore himself did not understand that he should have resigned before d elections. In any case, justice has been done though I do not trust Onyema Ugochukwu as he is OBJ's man. Onyema Ugochukwu was a dead man at NDDC, come to think of it, how did he even make his money to go into d race?

Up Liverpool!

Am not sure the story is true. It could be an imagination by the poster. But I know things like false paternity exists.

@POSTER
I may not have enough info about you to be able to advise you on what to do. However, traveling abroad is NO LONGER d ultimate achievement. If u are educated, just cool down, start from zero level. find out what people need that you can offer to do for them. 9ja will soon explode. Just fix urself somewhere.am not saying you should stick on seeking a job o! with 100k, you can raise a voice in this country.

Goodluck!

@POSTER
I may not have enough info about you to be able to advise you on what to do. However, traveling abroad is NO LONGER d ultimate achievement. If u are educated, just cool down, start from zero level. find out what people need that you can offer to do for them. 9ja will soon explode. Just fix urself somewhere.am not saying you should stick on seeking a job o! with 100k, you can raise a voice in this country.

Goodluck!

I've heard about this tradition a long ago. Is it really true? People from Benue should confirm this now or forever keep their mouths shut!

It's really not easy. but at that level (pre degree) u expect a lot of crab [/b]in every sense of it. however, u need to decide whether you [b]really [/b]want to be a [b]cultist [/b]or not. If u don't want, talk to those guys [b]politely, and explain in serious terms to let them know u will not be a cult member [/b]and that u do not pose any danger to them. don't [b]run away from them but do not get[b] too close.[/b] on the other hand, if you want to be a cult member, [b]weigh your options. merits & demerits. your are on your own o!

Most fire incidents are caused by d unplanned nature of the city. However, d Nigeria fire service staff is another waste. all monies allocated to that corporation has always been embezzled. this shows in all their excuses like, no vehicle, no fuel, no driver etc. their compounds always look deserted. shit!

I bought Transcorp shares at N7.50k. now it's about N3. am yet to receive my cert, talk much of selling d messed up shares. poor me.

@pahtahkee,
I quite agree with u. Naira notes should be reprinted often. and CBN should stop issuing very old notes to commercial banks. In fact, new notes should be reprinted yearly