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[quote author=Nadia_SA1]#yawn!



Quote me u die![/quote]

9icegee: *ok i'v started reading it. But i guess its so long. Hence il finish de reading at de office on monday

Or Nextyear February. Lie lie.

texanomaly: Who is this Omale? No I'm not Nigerian.

Not referring to any Omale in particular.

You should be preparing dinner now, while I'm on bed, ready to sleep.

Deiok: Anything, or you can make a shoutout to the house. just like the ones on the first page.

Okay. I will, tomorrow.

Hockeyplayer.

9icegee: *i wonder wen i liked it in de 1st place...dare him try calling again!!*

You but, it's not in the 1st place, but second place.

Deiok: Hi sir, can you please drop a voice note.

Who?? Me?? What should I say in the voice note?

texanomaly: I am what?

*she doesnt know Omale?, maybe she's not Nigerian,

Checks her profile, OMG! She's really not a Nigerian! I screwed up. *


Okay, 'Omale' is a name.

9icegee: grrr!!! FIXED!

He doesnt like *Thinker* again? Well, I'm not yet sure, I'll call him few more times, to see his reaction.*

texanomaly: texan omaly

tex-anomaly

I'm from Texas

Nice name.

*scratching head*, So, you are Omale?

Looks like an Igbo name.

9icegee: *lmao!! Chineke! This bros don fall my hand!*

It's still cool, since I'm not a baby! I will survive!

*thinker doesnt know how to start tonight's conversation, lemme help him*



Hi, thinker!

harlos: LOL.

She fit say na omoita gv her blow collect her market.

Maybe she thought she was going to die!, she told the truth.

It was too obvious, it was some passerbys that helped her get home, as she couldnt walk again.




Abeg, where are our people?

texanomaly: lunch time here. 12:50pm

That's what's up.

Which part of Canada are you?
England? ?

Akon (Feat. Don Omar) - Island.

texanomaly: Howdy

I'm cool. About eating dinner.

You?

Dont-feel-my-b rea.st-kinda-hug.

mysticgal: small time now,we would hear that their husbands sued them for foworugly shildren ,and women would maintain the name FAKE

Just my thought.

harlos: No peanut bars will do it better

Peanut bars will my Kparikes to stay there for some days, I cant goto church with those things you know?




This reminds me of a gal, some years back. She hawks chin-chin. Everyone knows their chin-chin to be very hard to crack.

So, on this fateful day, this gal of like 15years was tired from hawking, sat under a tree to flex with chin-chins, she ate so much, like ₦200.00 own.

When she finished it, her Kparis couldnt go inside again, , She couldnt talk again!

How will she convince her parents she didnt eat the chin-chin?

With solid Kparikes that wont go back inside?

texanomaly: Hi everyone

Greetings, senorita.

harlos: Which one do you want now, energy buns?

Dough Rocks loleshey.

I wanna see my Kparikes Hard.

Hello here.

Good evening guys.



*remember's 9icegee's saga with the Corporal, scrolling through thread to catch up.*



Obviously this Thinker ran out of thinking!

Elebi.

Nice one, Harlos.

[quote author=ms_pee]Hi, you managed to recognise my presence in the room today.
Wow!!! My christmas is gonna be a good one. [/quote]Definately.

How was your day?

Alright. We have heard.

Omo.

Adeoba10: Nxt time, jux say ''Is daddy wa around?''

. I hope the woman will not scatter her husband's ministry.

Hmmmmm

This is absolutely ridonkulous.