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[quote author=ms_pee]Good evening everyone [/quote]Hi dear. Goodeveninq. How was ur day?

Princeparix: hwdy man?

I'm cool. Busy crackinq coconut here. Care for some?

“That’s when I decided I must fight for my
life. I grabbed his balls. I squeezed them
very hard and didn’t let go".

GGGGGHhHhh. My Balls!


Bad way to die hard. Good for him.

Princeparix: i d greet

You Rock man.

Beync: *laughs at him struggling to remove his keke from heap of red mud where he's trapped*

*comes out of that "car", acting like a gent because I need something from her!, comes hear Beync, gives her ₦10 to buy Hypo.

clears throat*, Emmm, senorita, how did you get that "Like" stuff to your profile, below your picture?


*prays silently for a nice answer*.

9icegee: *wot is she thinking of De buttons am refering to r de ones on her sleeves and wot am seeing is her fair skin, which i like...so wot crossed her mind..? Ha! Hope its not wot am thinking o! Ha! Beyonc! U eh!*

Shhhh! Dont spoil it bro! sleeves button or socks button, you still owe me one!

9icegee: *y wud this guy do this 2me?? And at this time??! Just wen i ws trying to impress de hottest babe in this place he wants to mess tins up 4me?..and i tot he was my friend! Now he wants to spoil market 4me?...and c de chic! He has completely messed her up too...i move toward beyonc...'sorry girl, ok'?...i start to undo de buttons on her blouse...she stiffens! 'relax girl. I have to clean u up ok?'...hmmmm i like wot am seeing...all these is because of tht so-called friend of a guy!*

I'm feelinq you. Bro. Like swiftboy said. So, you owe me one! A big one at that!

Beync, hiz noh fair oo .
*drives off the keke napep angrily. Splashing black mould on Beync and 9icegee! *

*Cruzzinq round the thread with my M McLauren SLR. ., sees 9icegee waving me to stop*

[quote author=s!s! afrika]Nairalanders are casutic!!!!OMG!!!
See comment? Do you want OP to commit suicide by killing himself[/quote]Please who else will he kill if he commits suicide?

Lane.
Vie.

Leadn: No correlation If not that Lilax or sumfyn posted the correct article, I would have said the op is an iid!ot

I thought as much.

pendusky: abeg may i use this medium to ask which toothpaste good pass for naija?/

ORAL-B. The blue colour fluoride. #myopinion

I dont change it, till it falls apart - either by breaking when using it, or when the bristles are dropping in my mouth while brushing.

#teamaggressivebrushing

Good Morning Guys. Enjoy your day.

Nastydroid: eerrmm who asked you?....just drop ur exprience.if you don't have one just stay quiet and read

Who asked you to ask me "Who asked you?"

Pastor!

Never been drunk because I dont drink.

"Who" is the most popular Nairalander.


#endofdiscussion

Xyge: @Emmyk n Shypapa.. You guys ain't specific here.. Especially u Emmy, what do u mean by there, that place this place..? Funny you.. Abeg toku jare..

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[quote author=sweet-tease]You are welcome


I dey oo, which market you think say i dey sell?[/quote]Yam and boiled eggs

[quote author=sweet-tease] I'll forgive you cos you got me to smile same to you! [/quote]Si !! Gracias!

How your side? How market?

9icegee: *il beat this boy o...how illuminati take enter this one na..?? pls o*

hehehehe. See him, he hear "Illuminati" he is shaking!

Anyways, the illuminati there serves as "ajasa"..or "sugar". I'll remove it,. Since you dont want.

boay: Nice.
Please help answer this question: from the OP's post above what does it mean to copyright a song? I only know of books.

Protection granted by copyright act to you as an author, artist or inventor, which saves your work from plagiarism without proper consultation.

boay: Nice.
When you stretch your 2 hands sideways, that is exactly your height.

You can measure it.

Bro are you sure? Do you mean from the tip of right finger, taperule stretching over my chest to the tip of the left finger?

Because I'm getting 7ft +, while I'm 5ft 10.

speedyboi: I just did



other:

You can't breathe with your tongue out!





- better close up mouth and stop behaving like bingo

Hahahaha. Your crazy bro!

I even did it like thrice, thinking like "lemme do it well to be sure, before I tackle this guy!"

[quote author=sweet-tease]Don't talk to me again! [/quote]I'm sorry. It's not like that
Happy New Month! Twice!!
God bless you, and you shall thrive in December