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She's simply keeping her Enemies (their Mum's )closer,because d journey to Mrs Idibia no be here oOoO!!

Khalessi: Why do I get this feeling that Muslims and Christians on this forum are trying to out do each other? Am waiting for the Christian replica of this thread.

In prehistoric times calendars were counted in accordance with the reign of Kings.
Now the times of the Calendar we all share keeps counting 2010,11,12,13 AD!
So tell me who's reign we are counting??
Jesus Christ of course,WHAT ELSE DO CHRISTIANS NEED AGAIN "Christ's the King"

Thanks to you all for your replies, @Kingssmith & Agumadu I will be texting you the Brands and their prices.
@Kayceejunior,,,,would love to do that but my company operates on a Cash and Carry basis,@texaco1 you could be the first person I employ,interested in doing some good hustle this Xmas? @alpacino003 would definitely contact you to know ur rates and mode of operation.

Have got that amount of Rice at a warehouse in Lagos and I'm running out of time and season to market the goods.Need help on specific Channels to employ in marketing the goods to drive massive sales.
Ideas would be welcome....Seriously!!!!!

GOOD
baD
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McLuhan: Truly, no Nigerian player of the current generation is as skillful as Jay Jay Okocha was in his heyday. That Okocha was denied the CAF African Player of the Year Award is one of the greatest injustices in the history of sports. Nobody can convince me that Moustafa Hadji, who won it in 1998, was a better player than Okocha. To my mind, no other African player has ever exhibited the same level of artistry that Okocha displayed - and with such consummate ease. For that reason, the yearly award ritual always rings hollow to me.

AND WHAT DID HE WIN US?

Theben: What the hell is Sunday Mba doing there? So Mba did better than Victor Moses this year? The list should be reviewed and have Mba replaced with Moses biko.

You didnt even take time to read the story well, Mba is for the African category(I guess Moses plays in an African club on your PSP)

ninz: brand, price and other info, pls

Contact me or Mail me(preferably),if you are interested and I would give you all the information you need!!!

Ann Coulter don finally popular sha,I remember her in her Toilet Washing dayz @ MM2

Long grains Rice,100% Sortexed and Parboiled available in very large quantity.If you have or know any person or group with the purchasing power of 1000bags,10,000bags or 100,000bags call 07033526572,07086271012 or 08177159858.
Send me an E-mail(ohagwuemeka1021@gmail.com) or send a message to my inbox for further details.
LETS GET THE HUSTLE ON THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON!!!!YOUR COMMISSION IS SURE!!!!

Okpoostitution is now an industry in Nigeria,soon they would be registered with C.A.C coz d biz is triving in ds Country.
Its no more a case of poor kids bt even d children of the rich because Okpoostitution pays.
Final Verdict: IF NO ONE BUYS NO ONE SELLS!!!

Bro u were in d love cloud n didn't see clearly, don't blame it on 30K girls leave these funny signs around before they break up, next time be on the look out.
IF A LADY WON'T RESPECT U ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO U "Get rid of her" she ain't worth ur Love!!

Here in Satelite Town EKO,d moon don chop d sun small like apple!!!
D last time we had an Eclipse they said it wld take 99yrs 4 anoda one to happen!!!!
Abi this one nah junior brother of the one in 2006!!!

Na so she take turn No1 Iya Ayee 4 EKO.
No be small matter!!!

topas100: People are against her but i feel she can be pardoned

So you can end up there one day n steal too abi......OTONDO!!!

Religious and Political leaders are d scourge of our Nation. How did we all get so gullible!!!
It hurts!!!

From the moment I read my Bible Gen-Rev I knew my maker,he's still voice tells me thingz I can't say to anyone cause I find them hard to believe,who wld even believe me(Omo Oroo) but when they come to pass,I look into the Heavens,see HIM brimming with assurance on HIS throne & I hail my "BaBa wey soji"
HE too get levelz!!!!

CATHOLIC!!!!!!!

They must've probably invited him for their private events and didn't see d need to come over!!!!!
Omo mehnn,Wizkid's got haterz oOoO!!! KALAMPO dem!!

Many like Auntie MaryJane bt she no like many,if you smoke weed n misbehave stop!!
Me I smoke @ d shrine n have a nice meal @ shoprite,from there I go play wit my Babe(she doesn't know but loves my attitude then coz I'm very forgiving and extra playful). That's one cruise I won't leave for anything.
Plus when I smoke weed I chat with my Father in Heaven!!!!BEST FEELING IN D WORLD!!

Some Okpoo marketing thingz.In the next 5years wey dem no see husband na to come quote Auntie Nnaji dey talk "I don't care if I'm single"........Abeg make I go buy Mama Bukky Akara b4 those hunters finish am ds morning!!

See kalampo ppl Oo!!
Instead make we ginger d guy to more thingz,ppl dey form smart read negative into his comments. Na wa oOo some serioz Kalampo tngz.....BIG UPZ EMENIKE d BOMBER u too get LevelZ!!!!

This is an insult to our collective intelligence,instead of investing that money in the Police force,they waste the money and say the area is not safe....!!!!!
We need to kill all these people,if not their children who are schooling abroad wld come n enslave our Kidsm
Hit like if U r interested!!

Fynestboi: [color=indigo] Libra
sep 24-oct 23[/color]

[color=deeppink] Diplomatic and urbane
Romantic and charming
Easygoing and sociable
Idealistic and peaceable
Indecisive and changeable
Gullible and easily influenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent [/color]

Mr Fynestboi if you take a good look @ d descriptions of traits in all d Zodaic signs u wld see a pattern that repeats itself. They all are the same group of traits only coined in different adjectives,if U take a look @ all d various Zodaic traits U wld see a bit urself in them all.
Final Verdict:::Zodaic signs either true or false were coined by someone smart enough to understand the helpless human need for guidance and damn did he do a good job,just enjoy the fun it brings but don't dwell on them,it deprieves you of your ability to fill the blank page of a new day.

shachris: Sarah Oduah should just resign. Crash and casualty rate in her tenure has been the worst Nigeria ever had.

Then u must be forgetting d Obj regime when Stella Obj died n we had 2 planes crashes killing those Loyola kids n Pastor Bimbo!!!!

The American Govt is shut down n I bet you won't see any politician dancing,students are still @ home n we still have time to share jokes with our leaders.
May God open our eyes.

BizBooks: While these pictures are real, the photographer has admitted that they were all posed.
This means that the birds did not die while perched on tree limbs. The photographer
picked them up and placed them there. If you look at the picture of the bat, you will
notice something un-usual. Bats hang upside down not the way it is shown in that picture.

Take a good look @ d skyline and landscape behind d bat n you'lld realise d picture is inverted to aid proper viewing.

You won't believe the amount of people who say their Rosary every morning on their way to work......I had to go on a spiritual journey to discover my faith and the Rosary showed me the way!!!!

Woged2005: Just get me the picture of a spiritual husband or wife. Period!

1. Do you know how a cell phone works and how your signals are transmitted without wires to ur relative in USA, he hears ur voice and sees your number?
2. How your TV in the house receives signals, u see the image and hear the voice of Larry King in USA?
3. How about a plane carrying 200 passengers & over 1000tons of loads lifting up at Lagos, hanging in the air and flying blind to land safely in USA?, etc Guess what? they were all invented by human beings, and not spirits.

If the inventors of these marvels wasted their intelligence believing in spirits, you and I will not be on Nairaland today..

Show me the picture of the Devil and I will show u d picture of a Spiritual husband or wife!!
Get off ur shallow high horse and think like an adult!!!!!

specco: Olodo. Serious issues are being discussed and you are talking about facial appearance. Do you know that the devil masquerades as the angel of light? Don't be deceived by outward appearance while the inside is rotten.

God bless you specco,see how ppl can easily miss the point.What they've done on this social media is a National disgrace.

nikkypearl: Men are very quick to tell their daughters, Sisters, Niece: ''keep your virginity until you are married'' but they roam about looking for other people's daughters, Sisters, Niece to devour.

If all men can keep their tooth pick in their trousers, then all the ladies would have been virgins,,,,,, Yes! u heard me right! we wuld av enuf Virgins if u practice wat u say to ur daughters! Niece & Sisters!

Guys/­Men, keep your thing, ONLY remove it when you want to pee, shake it and put it back immediately.. Don't ever touch it again even though it stands, ignore it...Na busy body dey worry am,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,,,

Keep yourself for your wife.

I heard only 144,000 virgins will go to heaven, start planning 2 be one of dem nowwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww!!! Let us make Nigeria a better place

Trust me babe,if by the time of me typing this u haven't realised d joke in this post,then I'm not surprised u didn't understand d Post on Smartness...(No insult intended)