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Lol I can't stop laughing. How can you even deliver something to your client free of charge all the way from Ibadan to Lagos? Imagine the free cage, book vaccines etc for 50k along with the dog. Only greedy people will fall for this. His last message is really hilarious.

Where is the link to website?

Fake and empty promises. Today is October 23. Thunder fire APC and their lies.

Seun:
@HolySteph and MissHatey, please check out this
"Petting a dog's face or patting her head

Do you like to be patted on the head? My guess is no. Having someone reach out and tap us on the head, no matter how lovingly, is not something most of us enjoy. It’s annoying at best and painful at worst. And we really don’t want the hands of strangers reaching toward our face. If someone were to reach their hand toward your face, I’m guessing your reaction would be to pull your head back and lean away, and get a little tense about the invasion of personal space. Yet most humans think that dogs like being patted on the head. The reality is that while many dogs will put up with this if it’s someone they know and trust, most dogs don’t enjoy it. You may notice that even the loving family dog might lean away slightly when you reach for her face to pet her. She’ll let you because you’re the boss, but she doesn't like it. It’s a personal space issue for dogs just as much as it is for us. This is why responsible parents teach their children to gently pet a dog’s back or rear, but don’t pat, and definitely don’t go for the dog's face. If you really want to reward your dog for being awesome, don’t bang on their head, but give them a rub on their rear end right by the tail. They’ll thank you for it!"
http://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/11-things-humans-do-that-dogs-hate

Most dogs dislike being touched on top of the head and on the muzzle, ears, legs, paws and tail.
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/how-to-pet-a-dog


I think that's how dogs behave when they are about to be subjected to something they find unpleasant, e.g. flea spray in my dog's case.

just say Dogs don't like being touch at all. If u can't touch them in any of the listed places then where?

THE MAN FOR ALL SEASONS by Robert Bolt. My best novel ever. It was a true life story.

Government inspector one of the most funniest novel I read yet authored by a Russian Nikolai Gogol

I just discovered Katsina State has about 34 Local Government Are. No wonder that shameless Senate committee chairman from that state wants to kill himself to ensure it is base on Local government. Imagine Katsina state having 340 intake, Kano State 440. Those two states alone would accommodate close to 800 recruits.

Police recruitment: Bauchi urges PSC to ensure transparency, fairness

By Balarabe Alkassim, Bauchi | Publish Date: Oct 16 2016 3:07PM

Police Service Commission has been urged to ensure transparency and equality in the ongoing Police recruitment exercise.

 Senior Special Assistant to Bauchi State governor on recruitment Matters, Captain Yelwaji Babaji (RTD) made the call in Bauchi while speaking to journalists over the fate of Bauchi State's candidates in recently conducted police recruitment exercise.

 He said that the Police Service Commission must ensure that the recruitment in the police service is done based on equality of states and merit of candidates. 

 "There is no point to change the pattern of recruitment in favour of others, local governments and states to ensure that it spreads its quota among its constituent parts so that a few local governments do not take up all the slots allotted to it"

 "Everything must be done to ensure the equality of states in this exercise. Let the recruitment of the police personnel not be a one-off exercise. It should continue until Nigeria gets the actual number of policemen required to effectively police the nation" he said 

 Yelwaji pointed out that the first leg of the exercise was conducted successfully at the Police Training School Bauchi and the candidates have appreciated the exercise.

 "So we are pleading  with the Federal Government to clarify this issue to put an end to the disquiet and silence it is generating among stakeholders. The Police Service Commission should also be forthcoming on the modalities of the exercise. Government and its agencies must be transparent in all their activities. 


Read more at http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/police-recruitment-bauchi-urges-psc-to-ensure-transparency-fairness/167053.html#HfgtVgFuiCFmDteo.99

Observer has spoken. Ayam off. See you at the other room.

I applied for Tax officer II with my BA Philosophy and there's nothing like unsuccessful application on my mail.

Emmysteve:
Why recruitment of 10,000 police ran
into hitch – Senator
by Onyedi Ojiabor, Abuja, October 13, 2016 at
4:59 pm in News Update
Chairman, Senate Committee on Police Affairs,
Senator Abu Ibrahim, Thursday said that the
proposed recruitment of 10,000 police personnel
by the Federal Government was suspended due
to sharp disagreement over the criteria for the
recruitment.
Senator Ibrahim told reporters in Abuja while
some stakeholders wanted local government
areas to be the basis for the recruitment
exercise; others insisted that equality of states
should serve as the basis for the exercise.
The Katsina South lawmaker said that there were
also some legal impediments to the exercise.
He noted that some people felt that the police
should recruit from Inspectorate cadre
downwards while the Police Service Commission
should issue letters of appointment to the
recruits.
He said that the issues had not been fully
resolved hence the temporary suspension of the
recruitment exercise.
Ibrahim who said that President Muhammadu
Buhari, has already intervened in the
disagreement assured that within a week the
issue would be resolved.
He noted that there was no truth in the
speculation that the National Assembly wanted
to take over the recruitment.
He said, “Honestly, it (recruitment exercise) has
to be suspended for two obvious reasons. First,
everybody knows that it was agreed that this
recruitment must be done per local government.
“The reason for that is that we are poised to give
emphasis to community policing. The local
governments are the smallest recognised units
by the constitution. So nine (recruits) per local
government, they will form the nucleus for this
community policing per local government.
“The obstacle was equal per state. Some people
felt that it is not representative of federal
character.
“I asked them what about what is happening in
the National Assembly, in which the number of
person per state in the House of Representatives
is by the size of the local governments of that
state, why the Senate is by equality of state.
“But even that is not the main argument. The
main argument is that the police is divided into
divisional units under a Divisional Police Officer
(DPO).. Most of these DPO are current with the
local government areas.
“Therefore, if the police want the recruitment to
be based on local governments, they are right
because the smallest units are the Divisional
Police Units (DPU).
Now, the commission somehow decided
differently, and police also decided differently.
So that is the first issue. The second issue is
the issue of
“There is even this legal aspect that the police
should recruit from Inspectors downwards, and
the commission approves and gives letters of
appointment.
“This is another area of conflict.
“But the president has intervened and probably,
within the next one week, final decision will be
taken on what should be done.
“But the main issues are these disagreements.
Police say it is per local government, while
the commission says it should be per state.
“And we are saying the recruitment should be per
local government for the recruits and the rank
and files, while the officers should be equality
per state.
“This is because the officers’ cadres go
anywhere, but these rank and files, we want them
to remain in their communities to form the
nucleus of community policing.
“So these are very serious disagreement that we
have seen and the president has now waded in.
“They are going to find us a position that we are
going to take on this recruitment.
“I hear some rumours that the National Assembly
wants to take over the recruitment. How can we
do that?
“Those who don’t want this thing to go on are
saying it is against federal character, which kind
of federal character when we are talking of
community policing.
“After all, the DPUs are they based on federal
character. It is by size and population. And there
is even a requirement of thirty thousand persons
per police officer.
“That is not true, how can we take over when we
are not part of the executive. And does he take
instruction from me.
“I told him my reservations and advised him that
he should suspend it until these things are sorted
out.
“The National Assembly cannot do the
recruitment but we have interest on how it is
done. That is part of our oversight function. It is
not correct, it is just rumour.
“How can you do community policing if for
example, a state like Bayelsa with eight local
governments you give them 240 policemen and
Kano with forty four local governments, you give
them two hundred and forty policemen.
“How can they have community policing because
there in Bayelsa, they will have 30 policemen per
local government but in Kano they will have five
or four per local government.
“Is it the samething. And this community
policing is something that will save Nigerian
police because we believe that if we have
community policing, people will be more
committed.
“There will be less corruption, synergy between
the people in the area will be much better and
they will be much better to fight crime.
“So, it did not just come out of the blues that it
should be based on local governments’ basis.”

This senator is just talking nonsense. Is Nigeria now practicing community policing? This is too annoyingly and it goes to show the kind of illiterates we have in the national assembly. He is the one championing this course for his northern brothers and not the police. Who is he trying to deceive?

Why recruitment of 10,000 police ran into hitch – Senator by Onyedi Ojiabor, Abuja, October 13, 2016 at 4:59 pm in News Update Chairman, Senate Committee on Police Affairs, Senator Abu Ibrahim, Thursday said that the proposed recruitment of 10,000 police personnel by the Federal Government was suspended due to sharp disagreement over the criteria for the recruitment. Senator Ibrahim told reporters in Abuja while some stakeholders wanted local government areas to be the basis for the recruitment exercise; others insisted that equality of states should serve as the basis for the exercise. The Katsina South lawmaker said that there were also some legal impediments to the exercise. He noted that some people felt that the police should recruit from Inspectorate cadre downwards while the Police Service Commission should issue letters of appointment to the recruits. He said that the issues had not been fully resolved hence the temporary suspension of the recruitment exercise. Ibrahim who said that President Muhammadu Buhari, has already intervened in the disagreement assured that within a week the issue would be resolved. He noted that there was no truth in the speculation that the National Assembly wanted to take over the recruitment. He said, “Honestly, it (recruitment exercise) has to be suspended for two obvious reasons. First, everybody knows that it was agreed that this recruitment must be done per local government. “The reason for that is that we are poised to give emphasis to community policing. The local governments are the smallest recognised units by the constitution. So nine (recruits) per local government, they will form the nucleus for this community policing per local government. “The obstacle was equal per state. Some people felt that it is not representative of federal character. “I asked them what about what is happening in the National Assembly, in which the number of person per state in the House of Representatives is by the size of the local governments of that state, why the Senate is by equality of state. “But even that is not the main argument. The main argument is that the police is divided into divisional units under a Divisional Police Officer (DPO).. Most of these DPO are current with the local government areas. “Therefore, if the police want the recruitment to be based on local governments, they are right because the smallest units are the Divisional Police Units (DPU). Now, the commission somehow decided differently, and police also decided differently. So that is the first issue. The second issue is the issue of “There is even this legal aspect that the police should recruit from Inspectors downwards, and the commission approves and gives letters of appointment. “This is another area of conflict. “But the president has intervened and probably, within the next one week, final decision will be taken on what should be done. “But the main issues are these disagreements. Police say it is per local government, while the commission says it should be per state. “And we are saying the recruitment should be per local government for the recruits and the rank and files, while the officers should be equality per state. “This is because the officers’ cadres go anywhere, but these rank and files, we want them to remain in their communities to form the nucleus of community policing. “So these are very serious disagreement that we have seen and the president has now waded in. “They are going to find us a position that we are going to take on this recruitment. “I hear some rumours that the National Assembly wants to take over the recruitment. How can we do that? “Those who don’t want this thing to go on are saying it is against federal character, which kind of federal character when we are talking of community policing. “After all, the DPUs are they based on federal character. It is by size and population. And there is even a requirement of thirty thousand persons per police officer. “That is not true, how can we take over when we are not part of the executive. And does he take instruction from me. “I told him my reservations and advised him that he should suspend it until these things are sorted out. “The National Assembly cannot do the recruitment but we have interest on how it is done. That is part of our oversight function. It is not correct, it is just rumour. “How can you do community policing if for example, a state like Bayelsa with eight local governments you give them 240 policemen and Kano with forty four local governments, you give them two hundred and forty policemen. “How can they have community policing because there in Bayelsa, they will have 30 policemen per local government but in Kano they will have five or four per local government. “Is it the samething. And this community policing is something that will save Nigerian police because we believe that if we have community policing, people will be more committed. “There will be less corruption, synergy between the people in the area will be much better and they will be much better to fight crime. “So, it did not just come out of the blues that it should be based on local governments’ basis.”

Congratulations you just played yourself.

Where is that dude that said he would travel to Jigawa please come and give us feedback. His information seems to be in line with the latest media reports. Never expected this recruitment could reach this level of controversies.

The person behind this pressure mentioned in that report is the chairman of Senate committee on police affairs. Can't this government do the right thing for once? Secondly, is police the only job in Nigeria that these wicked politicians are mounting pressure on? May God help us.

Africanblack:
Am not misleading anyone, you are only trying to be intelligent by half.
IGP's name is Ibrahim kpotim Idris
Chairman, Senate Committee on Police Affairs name is Abu Ibrahim

A reasonable question from you could have been, which of the Ibrahim was the other poster talking about?

See kettle calling pot black. What stopped you also from asking which of the Ibrahims before jumping ship. Anyway, I blame Buhari for appointing Ibrahims, Mohammeds etc in every sector. Cheers.

Africanblack:
chairman Senate committee on police affairs.

stop misleading people pls. I brahim is the name of inspector General of Police.

hotomisin:
I met with a police officer earlier today and I asked him why the delay in the recruitment process. He explained to me that the Senate had instructed the Commission to suspend the recruitment exercise as there are no provisions for such in the budget and as such the recruitment exercise cannot be funded.

where is @Enshi? meat has arrived o. Come and do justice

Now I know why all these unnecessary delays. I see no reason why they should visit the President. Please PSC do the right thing and release those names.

Henrozy1:
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Thanks but how many ram size do you recommend?

Don't need any body's pardon, all you have stated are nothing but bitter truth. Good day.

How much? I am also in Abuja

Thank you for the information. I want to buy a laptop for a budget of 25k. A fairly used mini laptop for blogging and social networking. Which one would you recommend? Thanks.

aliyubaka:
Don't be deceived. The Zapping rate is out of this world. Glo knows what they are doing. Be wise. Actual data
7.5 gig = 3 gig
3.5 gig = 1.5 gig
10 gig = 4.5 gig
Don't be deceived by glo.

You must be referring to Airtel because the glo I have been using for more than two years has the accurate data consumption. Glo take it over

ifox:
This exercise is for serving police officers, can all of just just chill for a moment.

Is like some body missed his way.

Dillions22:
Pls no one shud develop ibp wen it apens.jst take hrt, beliv in ur sef n move forward wit ur life.

Please how legit is your information about the list coming out on Tuesday?

Rogersmith:
Wow? A need for us to panic?

LMFAO this bros sef. Very funny

Lowkeygod:
lmao....what is this guy saying...so if they want to release list they will start with constable?...you are funny

really? But EFCC lowest rank came out before lowest rank came out before the DS. So what are you saying

Wow

Paragon001:
Thanks boss... I did as you advised. The fear nw is dat at d end of everytin, I CLICKED "FINISH ATTEMPT" it loaded 4 sometime and stopped. The page didn't change and show any sign of successful submission but i noticed THE TIME STOPPED COUNTING. Please, what do u think

I don't know how they program the system but if it happens that once your time is up, it would submit automatically then I can say you are safe. That's how online test ought be since there is given time. I don't think you need to worry much.