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Lala247:
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Lala247:
Who r u again
Is this 2dice?

U don't knw emodeee again? The guy dat sent u a mail with d subject" freshest laps."

Lala247:
Lol u go wait

U got ma mail lah, na only me wan c am.

Lala247:
Nneka got that covered look at hers

I've seen dat lah. She has saggy boobs, no offence intended. I guess urs will be appealing.

[quote author=Lala247 post=33614208][/quote]change ur dp. I'm tired of seeing ur fresh laps, na ur juicy boobz I wan see now.

Prove the de morgan theorem for 3sets
A,B and C
(AUBUC)'=A'nB'nC'


mathematicians in the house, solve.

[quote author=ginawest post=33583645][/quote]I fink I should dump missmossy and u tk her place. Wah do u think? Missmossy will understand better.

@guys, ur g.f will dump ur ass if a celebrity proposes to her. She doesn't luv u. These ladies r just having fun and they r calling it relationship. yeah, I said it.



Ladies, if wizkid, d'banj, don jazzy propose to u, won't u dump ur b.f? Oh u will.

Na her certificate age be dat

prettythicksme:
To b candid no girl/woman will come out and tell me she never gossip bf,i wont belive her cos all women do dat stuff including me. #i love novels but if i get to work i gossip sometimes with my colleagues.

so u r a woman?

tosyne2much:
Moooo dey look na :

I predicted GMB to win and I dared Se.un to deactivate my account if he loses

that one is obvious lah. Looking at d credible steps dat av been taken and d determination of nigerians to allow a new government come into power. That one cn't be applied here. Except u r trying to tell me dat u r a soothsayer? Mayb i cn be hpful dat ur prediction will become real.

Nairalanders av seen ur prediction and won le decide lati se e pa(they cn decide to mk ur prediction nt become real).

Let's c how d election will turn out.

brushstrokes:
At the risk of coming across as obnoxious, I will like to appeal to a group of people known as toasters, males and females inclusive.
Let's get this ball rolling.....
You've met someone you're attracted to, exchanged contacts and now you're following up on your pursuit of happiness. Nothing bad here, it's a process that have yielded beautiful unions. However, the wooing could take a wrong turn when either knowingly or unknowingly insensitivity creeps in, mostly in the form of placing calls.

Please moderate the number of times you call. Calling 12 times a day with some SMS in between does not in any way come across as being cool!One is in the office with unrealistic deadlines staring at you with big pleading eyes and someone is ringing you inconsistently! What is it you have to say that can't wait till after office hours There's instant messaging if you really need to make contact.

Now one is home after a long day and willing to talk. Then the call refused to end, 20 minutes and counting. Meanwhile the essence of the conversation ended 10 minutes ago. It does not help that the current brands of smartphones heat up with slight provocation. So here you are with tired eyes, weary bones beckoning for sleep and a ear acting as a heat conductor to your hot phone listening to an unending chatter. You are not being refreshing Mr/Ms toaster, you are adding to the stress of the day.

The one that ticks me off most, that makes steam pour out of the pores of my skin is calling very early in the morning during weekends and public holiday!
Let me be blunt here, that sh.it ain't dope!. If it's not an emergency, don't do that! Emergency only entails someone dying or someone has died. Why do you want to talk about around 5am on a Saturday morning? Wtf! It's an aberration, violation of my right as a person who deserves at least 8 hours of sleep on a weekend
Please there's nothing romantic about doing this, it's not a grand gesture, it's not loving. It's core insensitivity.

The caveat however is that some ladies may like all of the gestures above, please it's your job to identify such and act accordingly.
As for me, it crosses the line of being loving to being a disturbance. Give a girl some space to have time for other things (her family, friends, hobbies, sleep ) and also to miss you. Thank you!

*end of rant*

u r frustrated. Na wetin ur toasters dey do u be dat. Smboiz no get sense.
Wetin he go do we go please u? He call, u say "he too call" E nor call, u say "he nor call." Wetin sef? Moderate calling in another person's view might mean excessive calling.

So dn't rant here, go and tell d above to ur toasters or ur darlings.

Hmmmmm.... Na tosyne2much and twaci. Imagine dat kind bet wey e bet on top girl wey e nvr see 4 real life.


God go catch u, she nor go win, seun go deactivate ur account with immediate alacrity.

The guy/girl has successfully set confusion among y'all.

How many of chop dat biscuit? She is 17yrs old? Pls, talk to d birds.

mirexxx:
lol i won't reduce myself to calling you names

idiot. R u on top b4 ni? U street who.re. Get d fvck off.

mirexxx:
die in ya frustration

fvck u again bit.ch.

Silly non virgin. WH.ORE, dats what u r.

mirexxx:
no i think you're stupid


who do you think you are to ask me such? my bf??

I guess its your new job now cos
you go about asking ladies if they are a V or not and when they refuse to tell you
gbam! they have indulged in sex!
are you that daft?
I won't answer you because i dont wanna! so get a grip and have a life. bye!

fvck u bit.ch. U r nt a virgin. Idiot.

[quote author=Nneka123 post=33557428][/quote]twaci, u should emulate dis girl's DP. Na this kind dp them tk dey do campaign bt let urs be more exposing. Mk d bobby shw well.

Mznelly, Fvck u.

mirexxx:
of what importance is that information to you?

nw, u r beating abt d bush. U r pretending nt to av indulged in sex.

Ans me, r u a virgin? Yes or no.

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=33556463][/quote]ma lawv, whr av u been?

Summer1, u r OLE(Y) like dat cream.

Do u knw d original song to dis beat?http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=511204.


Yeah, I jumped on the beat bt I want to know the original song to d beat.

Do u knw d original song to dis beat?http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=511204.


Yeah, I jumped on the beat bt I want to know the original song to d beat.

Do u knw d original song to dis beat?http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=511204.


Yeah, I jumped on the beat bt I want to know the original song to d beat.

mirexxx:
That number 3. make sense! nice one op. I hate sex b4 marriage totally wrong and irritating

r u a virgin? Jez ans Yes or no. No beating about d bush.

tosyne2much:
hahahahahahahaha roflkwmd

Ladies be like, this OP no know how sweet joystick be sha

abi o. I cn hear sm girls saying "talk to d birds."

melvo001:
Unchained melody, righteous brothers

That's nt d song. D beat of dat song is different from d one I jumped on.

Na dis kain topic girls no dey like. Topics like "ten ways to satisfy ur boyfriend in bed," "7 styles dat ur b.f cherish, " "how to extort money from ur b.f without him complaining," "hw to av skin to skin sex without getting pregnant and avoiding future complications," "how to mk ur boobz look firm like a company" e.t.c, na dat kain topic dem dey like.

No comment? Write smtin lah. Una stingy o. D song is data friendly, no need to worry abt data.