₦airaland Forum

MrsChima:
We are easily plrased...just pay attention and listen.

women dat dn't knw wah they want, na dem person wan please? Abeg, men no fit please una.

MzNelly:


Painment.

let's sexercise lah...

U wan dey form virgin 4 me. Sheeee u dn't knw i av intentions for u.

Na ma porch sure pass bt u dey do anyhw.

Summary: u cannot please a woman.

MzNelly:
Lol.

You sound pained.

Sorry.

ugleee bit.ch.

Fvck u. She is feeling fly cos dat guy is professing luv to her. She no c toaster for real life o, she go dey use online guyz do shakara. Moronic bit.ch.

MzNelly:
Do I care?

u care joorh, Boring bit.ch.

stephenqueen:
keep calm and vote www.nairaland.com/twaci as Miss NL.
Remain blessed

twaci fit win o if dem rig election. Dat gal is too prominent. She nor too fine though even puka36 is looking better dan her.

I ll vote mznelly though if she had contested. She is thin, cute with a dry boobz.

U cn check out puka36 on ma Dp, Dat gal is beautiful.

Will u do? she says "come and do."

phintohlar:
pls leave all dat it's not relevant

y didn't u reply ma mail? Reply it nw joorh.

MzNelly:
Yeah...?

u knw y i said dat.

[quote author=MzNelly post=33483233][/quote]u r boring in real life.

EricRichie:
Wow wow.... Really really really nice....

Did you use studio effects?

Nice voice...




EricRichie

no, i recorded it with ma phone connected to speakers.

Tnx.

phintohlar:
have u 4goten u've one's sent me a mail b4?

yeah bt i dn't think u replied me. Av even 4gotten d content of d mail i sent to u. I jez hp it's nt a vulgar one.

phintohlar:
I don't have 2 remind u anything again not after u've yarbed me so 4get it

i said m sorry. No vex darling. Kindly remind me.

Do ur own version of ur favourite song.

My favourite song is popular by vector.

Here is d link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=513104.

Download and listen. Tell me wah feel abt it.

Waiting to hear urs.


Lalasticlala
Sinaj
Twaci
Tohpahz
Subbied
Mzlaurel
Tosyne2much
Missmossy
Krystalxxx
Mirexxx
Midehi
Farano
Ishilove

phintohlar:
u don't knw how 2 talk like seriously & u call ur sef a man mtchewwww.. I don't blame u anyway but myself,famzing dat wat wor hpnd now say u too fine or wat..

no vex lah. I perceived a sinister motive behind ur post dats why i typed dat.

Na because u quote everything wey i type to ma potential wife na him mk me think lyk dat.

Sowi buh av we ever had an elongated chat b4? Kindly remind me.

shirazlova:
Im a regular contributor here on Nairaland but have had to create a new profile for the sake of being anonymous

My problem is that all my life I've struggled to make or maintain female friendships due to one reason or another. Distance, change of location, falling out/unresolved conflict, jealousy, fake friends etc.. It's something I'm ashamed of and I often feel sad that I don't have my clique of friends especially now that I'm about getting married. It saddens me that at this time of my life where I'm supposed to be joyous and be surrounded by girlfriends helping me with wedding preparations, choosing a dress etc, I have no one to call on. I've had to shop for my dress alone which was quite a depressing experience. Everytime my parents or aunties ask of my friends I come up with one story or another or just change the topic completely.

My fiancée is very much aware of my lack of friends but he's not bothered by it at all. I'm in my early/mid twenties and I feel so saddened to see other girls my age with lots of girlfriends. I have a big family however most of my cousins are male.

How do I go about doing my wedding with no bridesmaids whatsoever! It'll be such a mortifying experience for my wedding guests and family members to notice I have no friends.
What do I do about this?
I'd appreciate matured responses pls.

i perceive missclasssy's writing.

DrAify:
Will be back

Seeing ur cleavage is nt annoying at all, it's pleasing.

Na number 4 dey vex me pass. Sleekyp u r guilty of it.

Crap.

R u her daddy?

Missmossy:
By now you should know better, i don't do online love. The guys in reality are very much okay. Stop bothering me.

she gv me commot dere.

I'm a guy in reality lah. We already av a platform where we chat privately, wah i need u to do is reply me, dats all.

We go c 4 real life lah, na people for reality dey nairaland. I ll bother u. I dn't mean to bother u bt d true luv i av 4 u won't let me stop.

If to say u sef dey reply me for private, we wouldn't av to spread our clean linen outside.

Lala247:
Where i dey follow u go

click ur follow button and follow emodeee.

Lala247:
Ahhhh pls oh dont corrupt me

jez lyk an OLOSHO saying "dn't fvck me o, i'm a virgin."

follow me lah, let's turn d fantasy into reality.

Lala247:
What fantasy .. Making music?

yeah, mking music together on ma BED. I ll be using m JOYSTICK to beat d drum dat u carry while u ll be singing.

Lala247:
I like ... D banj makes world music and dance music sells

let ma fantasy cum into reality, follow me.

[quote author=Ebiz12 post=33479004][/quote]wow! U luk sexy. I dn't mind fvcking u.

Mprex:
Its very rampant these days to see men asking their would be wives to take in before the marriage proper. I want to ask:


What is the ulterior motive behind this action?

As a guy, would you ask your girl to take in before you take her to the alter?

As a lady, will you accept it if you are asked to take in before marriage?

would u agree if ur b.f tells u to take in b4 marriage?

D question should be, would d lady agree? Na she go carry d belle lah.

Lala247:
Ahh

u should nw close d laps tightly while ma phallus is in between. WOW! I will av avalanche of cums.

Lala247 is ma crush. I always fantasize abt putting ma king size phallus in between her fresh laps.

Missmossy:
Yeah sure

y r u so heartless? U r ignoring me and i detest it.

C'mon gv me ya attention. I wanna talk to u privately, allow me.

All i ask for is ya mobile number. I luv u and u know it. I'm DRUNK in luv with u.

phintohlar:
emodeee how far nah?? E don tey ooh,na where u run go?

hmmmm, i perceive a sinister motive behind ur post abv. Y u con quote d whole comment? U suppose quote ma moniker only.

Pardon me bt r we dat juxtapose? Dis one dat u r famzing.