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Sheeee dem no get family ni?

[quote author=farano post=33325687][/quote]Where is the voice note?

Missmossy:
Yes once in a while though.

I ll like to hear u sing. Missmossy, do d needful.

Missmossy:
Tiwa doing her thing she should just take it easy

Do u sing too?

zaynie:
Pregnancy is not a disease.
As long as you've been doing it before you took in. Your body is adapted to that kind of stress and I even read that women that are used to stressful lifestyle have stronger wombs or so.


#Workitmomma.

I ll like to c u when u get pregnant. don't hesitate to upload ur picture to nairaland by then.

More like "guys buy more recharge voucher dan food". Na we guys dey buy recharge card for all dis ladies. Abi I lie?@ladies. Ur BIS, no be ur guy buy am 4 u?

op, u r heartless. Dis will mk them feel more pathetic.

change is on the way.

The word "lament" reminds me of dat joke.
Pastor: u will not lament
interpreter: eni la cement

EroticAngelina:
70% will not say amen!
what am I even saying?? 99% will not say amen

dis girl is ugly sha.

4get say i be guy, some guyz r sex freaks. They cn do anything to eat puna.

Permit me to ask dis question. Pretty girl puna and d puna of a girl dat is less pretty, is it nt d same thing?
Na d face u wan fvck ni?

If a guy sees pretty girl wey walk by, e no go concentrate for wetin e dy do again.

Taylor86:
virgin chidinma

if chidinma na virgin mk thunder fire my left NYASH

na wetin dem ask u be dat? Wish her happy birthday joorh

Taylor86:
virgin chidinma

if chidinma na virgin mk thunder fire my left NYASH

na wetin dem ask u be dat? Wish her happy birthday joorh

dats d priority of most guys in a relationship. 4get say he dey tell u say "i luv u" every now and then, na wash. As long as he is requesting for sex b4 marriage, he is after ur PUNA. Ladies, dat picture abv depicts d kind of b.f dat u av.

BRA?



Btw, @lagmostkuit, open up ur BRA, I av d ZEAL to c what's HONDA.

Sheeee u no get work ni? To dey notice all those things. Enu karma cheat po.

Missmossy, I luv ur boobs cos it's so juicy.

Women cheats better dan men.

if a man is cheating on u, u will know sha ni, no matter hw he tries to keep it away from u.


If ur woman is cheating on u, e go hard o b4 u detect.


A gal will keep 4boyfriendss and each of them will be made to believe they are d main guy. Ladies, una dey try o.



a gal once made a statement dat corroborates promiscuity among d female genders, what is d statement? "Pucci no dey slack", she said. Sheee d girl lie?

farano:
** Dies**

*wakes her up* oya do d needful. I assume u r nt cocky, so be nice to do it.

farano:
Ok oo

do a voice note 4 me and tell me dat u luv me.

Something like "em
odeee, i luv u".

I av subsequent request though. Doing dat will guarantee dat u ll concur to d subsequent request.

Upload it to datafilehost.com.

farano:
hmm

Should I go ahead and ask?

Baba dey vex say I'm TENOR(tenure) go end, he won't be able to SING with d VOICE again.

Make I nor lie, I like it wen girls pose in a sexy way. E dey" turn me on" like dat song by kelvin little.

[quote author=farano post=33295221][/quote]farano, cn i request for smtin from u? 4get say u be mod, i dey c u as normal lady.

some will say "he will be boring on the bed". Virgin ladies, whr art thou?

I cn boldly say we av more male virgins dan female virgins "THISDAY" lyk newspaper.

PunkyOh:
A big fat NO. Hahaha. I don't have the patience of teaching an old dog new tricks, if you kwim

whr r ur religious beliefs?

op, u r too raw.

nice.

@op, whr do u work?

hmmmmmmm.

[quote author=sassychic post=33221022][/quote]U lied to me.