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Mhizizzy:
C dis Guy?
Just 10k for 3 girls transport

whr una dey go wey una wan enter 10,000 t fare? Nor be within d same city? Sheee una no get una own money ni?

5000 should be enough. Come to think of it, he didn't invite ur friends, u invited them.

dechandel:
Lol.. First date??
Oya how much is thanks for coming??

I ll drop u off close to ya house and gv u a minimum of 3,000, dat should be enough lah.


U aven't answered ma question though.

Cholls:
my brother you need to see one i saw near my car today i nearly ran inside the bush.

Bìtches everywhere i go

it's obvious u dn't av a car.

Dahyaw is nt interested in me. No wonder she is nt always replying ma calls. She told me dat she wz going to give me a missed call bt m yet to receive it. I ll "let her go" lyk dat song by passenger.

dechandel:
Is 10,000 that big of a deal?? Heck even a girl's make up purse and its contents are worth more than that

m nt saying it's a big deal bt on a 1st date? Nah!.


How much hs a married man offered u on a 1st date?


Btw, shout out to dat gal who rejected d married man's recharge card. I believe u.

mirexxx:
ok a school mate of mine was given 30k on meeting with the so called married man
and later 500k when they started dating

a friend of urs abi na u?

hmmmm....una galz dey enjoy o.

Mhizizzy:
Yesso..it happened in part two

I went to get fuel for my Gen

He came to buy fuel too

He offered to drop me

We exchanged contacts

He said we AV to hook up d next day

I went with my two friends

One of dem recognized him as her married lecturer nd told me
I was surprised buh I acted normal

He bought us food nd drinks

He gave me 10k for our transport

I had to stop picking his calls later after I asked him if he was married nd he confirmed it

I wuz just 18yrs den so I had to run for my young. Life.

Men sha

he jez gv u 10,000 like dat? LIAR!

[quote author=Missmossy post=33166998][/quote]reply ur mail lah.

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=33170308][/quote]lagmostkuit(ugleee), wen will u cum to lag?

Do u knw some galz are emulating her? She is a mentor to so many girls.

Take a walk around ur university compound nw and tell me whether u will nt see a girl dressed like her? U will.

U cn't walk freely nwadays without seeing half nak.ed girls around u.

And u say ur b.f is faithful? Abi o ti faithful ni.

missghost:
Op you are in the university and you are writing like a nursery school student.

SMH for the future of education in this country of ours.

dis girl is nt 9ICE at all cos she is nt an ARTISTE

Mhizblizz:
The brothel(s) wey dey for your area don strike abi

sheee no be road u dey ni?

missghost:
Utter rubbish!

na lie o. D statement abv in dis context means she is interested. Na girls like u dey call d number. Some galz ehn, bunch of hypocrites.

damseyl:
yea, Ss2

And I hope you scored above 200 in this year's jamb sha?

i should be asking u dat question. m already in d tertiary institute. u r nt too young to write jamb utme.

lalasticlala, hw var lah?

damseyl:
Op stop chasing secondary school girls all around

no, i dn't. Btw, u luk like a secondary school girl.

[quote author=Borrussia post=33157071][/quote]stop derailing d thread lah*angry face*

What is dere? 80% is ok.

Guys, let us be factual here, if u get money, enough money, u dn't need ur wife's contributions. I knw men who r proud to say, their wives doesn't contribute to d financial upkeep of d home, they do everything. Nt as if their wives are jobless o, jez dat those exorbitant expenses, they r d ones who take care of them. Wen d wife need to buy petty things, she dn't cry to her husband. Their wives use their money to buy cars, jewelries, clothes, buy fuel in their own cars, buy toys dat d children needs etc. My brother, money is good. If u av d money, u will do it.

All these senators, do u knw their salaries? And u expect their wives to be sharing financial upkeep of d home with them, abi won ti share e ni?

Photo don dey lie nw

Stop derailing d thread@two luv birds.

Op, rap with things around nairaland.

1. The secondary school girl:- av u ever wondered y all dese brothers(agbayas) go about chasing secondary school galz? It is because they are aware dat these girls are gullible. Little things dat u do for them entice them. d "I LUV U" of a statement, they believe it lyk cray, if u want to confirm dat, ask any lady whether she used to relish "I LUV U" From d opposite sex while she wz a teenager, her reply will be "yes". Anything u tell them as a guy, they will believe it. 4get d fact that at dat stage, their parents instills fear in them, more reason they need a companion to erase d fear .
Their parents will tell them "dn't let any boy touch sensitive parts of ur body, d consequential effect will be pregnancy" d boy will cum and mk her believe, it is a mere fallacy, dat she cn actually av sex without it resulting into pregnancy.

Hmmmm, 95% of galz got deflowered at their secondary school level. Yeah, i said it, i owe no apology. Y? It is because, they r jez gullible.

There are exceptions to dat statement:
1. Those who are victims of rape
2. Those one wey be say na bicycle tear their puna(pardon ma pidgin english). I'm sure u heard d story too, bt i dn't really believe it, i fink it's a fable.



U need to visit d sexuality section to read abt d sexual immorality going on between male corp members and their student, u ll be marveled.
These student assent cos of their high level of gullibility.




2. the fresher:- the nxt category is d fresher, the female jambite who newly got admitted into d university, polytechnic, college of education.
These set of female students are vulnerable, they r new to d sch environment and every guy will want to get acquainted with them. If u r d pretty, sexy, beautiful type, get ready to be overwhelmed with guys. Guyz ehn, them too like fine girls. Hae girl, dn't think they actually luv u o, they r after ur PUNA. Remove ur puna, fine face, juicy boobz, fake butt, ur make up and d artificial tinz u use to enhance ur beauty, dem go salo(they will run away),den ur abode will be deserted.

Dats btw though, nw bk to d matter(open and close)

d girls in dis stage will d enjoying boiz around them, they will be playing rough plays 2gether, games like "touch ma bobby, i touch ur dick", 'no, we r jez friends, m single for nw', b4 u knw it, them go dey kilipokilipo(av sex) with each other. Dats wah we call(FWB), go figure out d meaning of dat acronym ursef.

Hundred level and two hundred level, that is where these girls exhibit a high level of gullibility. If a girl cn pass through d secondary school stage without being fvcked, she can not escape the hundred level and the two hundred level in the tertiary institute.



I shared ma thought, dn't castigate me. those are ma observations dat are expressly stated above.

U cn counter it, no problem. Contribution is allowed.


M EMODEEE, thanks.

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pinkiepetitee:
u don't need to

I assume u r beautiful so HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL.

[quote author=pinkiepetitee post=33150445][/quote]a picture of u and ur cake b4 i wish u a happy birthday.

Walexsammy:
ure dreaming, jst check ur boxers weda u don get wet dream

unto say wetin lah? D boobs wey i nvr squeeze, na im go kon dey arouse me? Nvr. Mayb u r speaking 4 yasef...

Walexsammy:
u wan check bobby abi?.....if u get blind nw, u go dey aske God why...

wait, sheee na bobby i say mk onyi upload? No.

I jez wan c her fine face lah.

Walexsammy:
in lagbaja's voice 'Nothing for uu'

na u get bobby ni? D person wey get bobby sef nor fit tell me "ntn 4 u", she nor fit try am. D gyal lyk me o.

sleekyonyx:
my name is Onyii
I studied Med Physiology
Unical,year of grad 2014
Wish to serve in Aks
Who's next?

onyi, put ya pic lah.

lagmostkuit:
Ode!

ur current b.f abi? Yeah, he is.

I ll take over lyk dat song by v.e.c.

Walexsammy:
naughty dude...nah ur type dey drag food with em baby...smh

she nvr born lah, na daddy get d bobby for nw. Lyk say u sef nor dey among.

lagmostkuit:
Very fine

do u knw y i like u? Because u get big bobby.

Waiting for ya mail o.

[quote author=owolawitola post=33146343][/quote]we talking money(owolawi), that nigger talking nonsense.