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Mirexxx, u r beautiful.

I will write "Oga wetin, i no marry ur daughter again".

I ll be like, "bae, so you r also cheating on me? Na 50-50, i no vex".

C as timaya look innocent. Who knw say e go grow up con dey sing bum bum? Na wa oh.

NoMoreTrolling:
As I sit here, I ponder on the beauty and amazing nature of some women here on nairaland whom I've had the pleasure of knowing as one moniker or the other.



Dechandel: A true beauty and fun personality, she may not know me by this moniker, but she truly is an awesome girl that any man would be lucky to have as a wife. I sometimes fantasize about being her provider, but then I quickly realize that nairaland is just for fun. Dechie, you're truly awesome.

Chiam55: A mature and sexxy lady full of wit and a very spicy personality. Chiam, i hope you find everything in this life you are looking for and more. A truly classy lady with an accent that can ignite passion in even the most "Passionless" of men.

Vickybee: The girl I've hit on with all my monikers, the Unilag Feminist Princess. Your beauty can damn a soul to eternal suffering if that soul gives in to lust over your carefully crafted body.


Notable mention: Nneka123, I love the voice note you once created for me, with ur tiny voice

To all these females listed, I hope to get a chance to meet y'all one day and if I don't, just know that you've all touched my online self in one way or the other.

It's funny cause there are soo many girls in reality to choose from, but whenever I'm working online, these wonderful creatures always cross my mind. Thank you ladies for being awesome in your very different and particular ways.

op, them say photo nor dey lie bt honestly, photo dey lie these days.

Some galz will be like "is he d owner of dat SHIP?"

Lala247:
Lol chai see wetin i dey do virgins

oh! I'm glad u knw m a virgin. Ion mind if u deflower me though, dat laps worth ma D*K

Lala247:
Ok whose d pastor

who else, If nt me?

I ll lay ma hands on ur fresh laps 1st b4 we proceed to other parts.


Dat laps is fresh mehn....

Lala247:
Lol chai only me
I need deliverance self

ma porch will be d best place.

Lala247:
I dont lol if i did i wont b asking

u mk dem boiz wanna ENTER THE PLACE lyk dat song by 2face idibia.

Lala247:
Lol i do

u already knw?

Lala247:
So u say im sin

I bet u don't want to know what's going through a guy's mind after viewing ya dp.

As a guy, it's nt easy to be a virgin, seriously.

U guyz should check lala247's Dp. U and dat kind of gal in d same room alone, abeg sheee she nor go disvirgin u dat day?

Galz cn seduce, ahhhhhhhh!

The reason many r nt virgins 2day is as a result of seduction. To confirm ma statement, ask any guy hw he ws deflowered, u ll knw dat ma words r veritable.

She will also ask"do u luv me?".

queenbetty1:
I decided to go and chill out in Mr
Biggs when I saw one guy with his girl
friend enjoying themselves. Not too long, infront of them was the waiter
with the bill which was about 20k. To my surprise the girl quickly
opened her purse brought out 21k, paid and told the waiter to keep the
balance.After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why
didn't u allow me to take care of the bills. It was then the girl said
something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she's not
after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care
and attention.Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut!cut!! cut!!!
cut!!!!!It was the director and right behind me was the camera man, it
was then I said to myself"Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo.Na movie dem dey
shoot, no wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for
real life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard..

hmmmmm, do u mean u cn't pay ur b.f's bill?

petkoffDrake:
meaning?

nvm.

chris brown sang d song "these wh.ores ain't loyal" bt niggars are loyal to d wh.ore, y? it is because of PUNA. PUNA will mk a nigger treat a wh.ore lyk a queen. Y won't he? Wen he is always seeing her half unclad already and u knw guyz r moved by what they see. Immediately after seeing her half undressed, he will UnCloth her with his eyes and imagine himself fecking*in standd's voice" dat pucci. In order to turn d fantasy into reality, he will do anything to please her.

[quote
author=petkoffDrake post=33077569]who is/are your Nairaland crush?
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As for me,
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.she is...... Rokiatu.

REASONS.... she replies mostly in Romances Section, She is pretty,
hardly insult anyone and above all she gat my type of dream
curves![/quote]the former in ur last statement is an absolute sarcasm.

if a random guy jez walk up to u and say "what's d size of ya pant? i ll lyk to buy u some, jez for d fun of it".

sheee u go gv am dirty slap ni? or u r a gentle lady, u will kindly walk away"in frank edoho's voice".

sinaj:
we call our dad wid it

there is a word dat preceeds dat "dad", kindly add d word.

Over exaggerated story.

Na men go buy her market pass, including d tool dat she is using to entice them. Na everything them go buy join.

lagmostkuit:
Lol

U fit help me change am 2 imomostkuit!

whr u dey live sef? Mayb u've stayed in lag b4, na wetin dey mk u bear d name.

Pm me lah....

Sex on a first date or nt, pre-marital sex is wrong.

lagmostkuit:
Go back 2 romance section and dnt come and break my e-marriage here oh!

dats y we need to chat in private. Follow me bk and let's chat in private.

I ll nt e-marry u, i ll real life marry u.

Btw, wetin dey mk u bear lagmostkuit? Na abiamostkuit u suppose dey bear lah.

missKiffy:
Ibasepo

it does nt necessarily mean sex o, it hs a connotative meaning.

ibasepo cn also mean to collaborate with somebody to do a particular task.