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sinaj:
tired

if u wan shw us boobz kukuma shws dan putting us in supense@ur dp.

ammamat:
this issue has been disturbing me so much and i felt i should bring it here for proper understanding ,what do you people think about a Single guy keeping married women as his close friend, charting with them at odd hours like 11pm, 12 midnight and also deleting all their conversation but still claims that he has nothing to do with them. plz help

r u talking about your b.f?

lagmostkuit:
*in cynthia morgan's voice*


I'm taken!

ion kia. Tell him u've found d right guy 4 u.
*in adekunle gold's voice* omoge wa femi.

U understand yoruba so? It means beautiful damsel, marry me.

shumuel:
[size=20] First Quarter Awards [/size]

[b][size=20] WINNER [/size]

[size=16] Best Figure [/size]


[size=24] Rokiatu [/size]

the award resemble rokiatu sef.

lagmostkuit:
Why should I pm u?





Thought u're a responsible nigga and u dnt receive PMs 4rm "olosho"

all dis ladies sha, dem no dey 4get smtin. Did i call u dat? Na play i dey play lah. Oya no vex.

M a responsible guy and u r d responsible lady dat i desire. Beauty at its peak.

lagmostkuit:
Ur love kwa?


Wah are u doing here sef?

na u bring me come here lah. Na whr love bring me be dis o and na because of u.

Y u nvr pm me?

lagmostkuit:

oh na nw u jez wake up ehn. U slept off y.day without even wishing anyone a nice sleep.

Good morning ma love. Hp u had a good sleep?

Mhizkel:
When you get hurt, what really makes you feel better?
1. Crying
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Alcohol
5. Weed
6. Bible
7. Revenge
8. Sleeping
9. Video games
10. Others (Specify)

Mine is number 3. What's yours?

na lie, na 2 u wan write

[quote author=FLAWLES post=33046674][/quote]na wa oh

rokiatu:
Does likes feed you or cloth you or put money into your bank account. Or add to your looks?

Ya all take the internet too serious.

dats y i like u. Cn i use u as ma dp?

Ans me lah@rokiatu.

Out of d 26 alphabets, U and I should be 2gether@lagmostkuit.

[quote author=dassypearl post=33044182][/quote]kindly check ya mail. Enjoy ya sleep darling, tk kia.

I even think say e get better tin to yarn. Nonsense thread indeed.

dassypearl:

abi naw. oya o, i dey wait mk u follow me o. We go continue for private.

dassypearl:
delight ko decandle ni Plss go and sleep jor and stop looking for wat u didn't lost here

at least follow me bk lah so we cn continue d convo in private. M gonna av a beautiful dream o. Ur fine face nor be here o. Whr av u been since i registered on nairaland? M glad i found u.

dassypearl:
Google is ur frd bro

do u mean u cn't find ya own ass? Wait, does google even knw ur boobz? Let alone ur ass?
Google doesn't knw u, sis.

I guess u used it as ur dp earlier bt u later replaced it cos it's generating a lot of views. Kindly upload it bk so i cn c it, in order 4 it to delight d viewers dat r still awake. I knw dat guy will also be glad to view it.

dassypearl:
u talking to me??

no, d ugly gal dat resemble u.

Sm1 said u av a fine ass and i wanted to c d ass, i checked ya dp and i couldn't find it, whr is it?

dassypearl:
funny u, stream 10

whr is d ass? Cn i c them?

lagmostkuit:
Banking/finance, Abia state uni

Wow, dats nice. Cn u pm me? So we cn talk in private. I av a juicy offer for u.

lagmostkuit:
Jisos!

I'm not!

u fat small joorh. No be u shw ur cleavage dat day? Na wetin even mk me follow u. U nor too fat, u r moderately fat. Bt u no get bobby.

frenzydilz:
U wan give am work?

y u dey ask?

lagmostkuit:
Help me ask am oh!

Badt gal. U sef dey support am. Wait, u sabi gv mouth job?

lagmostkuit:

sheeee u go ans me or nt? Wetin u study and which sch u go?

lagmostkuit:
You monitoring spirit!


Watchu looking 4 here?

na d question i ask u be dat? Answer ma question joorh. U no knw whether i get job wey i wan offer u. lagmostKUIT

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=33042852][/quote]which course u study?

MzNelly:
Don't talk to me about love.

will i talk to u abt hatred? No.
Dn't talk to me as if we are fighting o. Honestly, u av a fierce voice. More reason i dn't belive dats ya real voice@ya vn, u sound so subtle.

MzNelly:

yeah. U knw i luv u, Cn't let u go.


Let me talk to u.

[quote author=MzNelly post=33040967][/quote]let's talk 2nyt.

@op, is buhari still campaigning after winning d election?

MzNelly:
Fine. You?

m ok. Jez dat m missing u as usual.

[quote author=MzNelly post=33040084][/quote]hae pretty, hw r u?

[quote author=Vickybee post=33040384][/quote]i lyk ur dp.