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MzNelly:

yeah. I dey wait o. No form americana o, be real. Use ya real voice dat u use to converse with ya friends.

MzNelly:
Leave me alone na

i hold u b4 ni? C hw she is forming lyk she will nt Cum to ma house. Dn't worry, we will tk selfies wen u cum, we will upload it on nairaland.

MzNelly:
It's my voice nau

d laughter sounds like ya laughter bt d voice is nt ya voice. Do original voice note and gv shout out me.

Antell95:
Was thinking of my NL crush *name withheld* *she knows herself sha* so i decided to come up with this;.

*modified*

IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A WIFE OR HUSBAND ON NAIRALAND, WHO WOULD IT BE?

it's missmossy o. I luv dat girl lyk kilode.

Mznelly, dats hw i ll be cleaning ma bed wen u say u r CUMing.

MzNelly:
Why am I doing this?

Shout out to ALL Romancelanders.

Emodeee, I want you to listen to this.,

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/a165c535

i jez waste mb. U suppose tell me say no be ur voice be dat lah. I even think say u av smtin reasonable to talk for d voice note. Use ur original voice.

[quote author=MzNelly post=32714341][/quote]reply ma mail lah. I will nt shw it to d world, 'jez d two of us' lyk dat soap.

sinaj:
Nigeria

nigeria? Really!. U were talking lyk a real american citizen. nt lyk some dat r faking it.

Whr do u live in nigeria?

Beamborla:
I won't


Transpired? How? What? When?

ok*in mznelly's voice*

unilagfreshest:
Bt funny enough d gal just dey laff, na so she give me her no..

u fvck her after dat?

MzNelly:
Hey, stop.

And stop screaming about my VN cos you're not the only one who's heard my voice offline.
That's how I speak every damn day.
Believe it or stop making so much noise.

guilty conscience. I wazn't even talking abt ya vn, i wz commending ya intelligence. Read d post again.

Beamborla:
I won't!

Stop harassing me.

am i harassing u? Oya no vex. M jez stating wah transpired btw us prior to this moment.

No upload am lah, who dey beg u b4. Mayb u av a horrible voice dats y u r scared of uploading it. Even those with horrible voice dn upload their own, what's stopping u? Ion kia if u dn't upload it though.

@op, d girl go jez hiss and 'walk away' like it's WWTBAM.

Beamborla:
You don high on expired kerosene o

u mean ya b.f? Y r u so 4getful? U need a tutor lyk mznelly to mentor u.

Upload ya vn joorh.

sipsip:
Hmmm. Eya... if you saw the amount of 'thank you' I saw on a lady's timeline, you won't want to add your own to them. Once again, I won't! Instead, i'll start up a conversation.

yeah, cos sm guyz cn be very silly. A girl's beauty cn mk a guy drain all d money in his bank acct jez to get down with her. At d end, d gal cn even magarise him only and nt gv him her apple. U knw guyz r moved by wah they c. Y do u fink guys r always creating thread abt rokiatu? It's simply because of her behind. Let her go FLAT YANSHED, BOIZ will ignore her ehn. Even though she is nt dat fine bt her behind is driving boiz crazy.

U r so obstinate sha. Starting a conversation is a good idea, she will even 4get u nvr said "thank you".

Beamborla:
Who gave me the virgin tag, biko?

u dn 4get ni? Abi u no be virgin again? As dat day, u were a virgin. Mayb u dn collect a prick or two nw, i dn't knw.

M a unique guy.

sipsip:
Guy, I won't even do it in private. Thank you for adding me on facebook? Say wetin na? Adding me on facebook doesn't even mean you must like my person.

no, u should do it in private. It's nt all girls dat will accept ya request. She feels u r sm1 nice, friendly, for her to av accepted ya request. She cn jez view ya pic and say"dis one is ugly joorh" and she declined, wah will u do? Ntn. Aside dat, little tinz spark girls head up. Dat simple "thank u" will gv u her attention. In fact, no harm in saying "thank u" bt dn't be silly abt it by posting it on her timeline.

MzNelly:
Cos I refused to share you nudes?

Okay.

nudes? Who talked abt nudes?
U were talking as if u were fighting with somebody. Ur voice didn't sound sexy lyk ur voice note. U changed ya accent while recording dat vn. Girls cn deceive. She con dey talk lyk americana.

[quote author=MzNelly post=32708485][/quote]U r forming voice joorh. I initially thought dats ya real voice. Ur voice is nt fine, it's horrible.

D more u grow, d badder u become. Cynthia morgan is a proof.

Note: m nt generalising.

Beamborla:


Kinglekan said I should not upload it

upload it joorh. I wanna hear d voice behind d virgin status.

Hmmmm. Their husbands will always cd "b4" pic early in d morning bt na wen them wan go party, e go cd "after" pic.

FLAWLES:
.ehh

do it lah.

FLAWLES:
.are u following me? :/

yes. Dats y i requested for a follow bk.

Twaci:
Romanceland question of the day

Guys what would you do if a girl who is not your girlfriend (probably a sidechick or a one night stand) comes out to tell u that she's pregnant for you?

Girls how would u react if your guy comes out to tell you that a girl is pregnant for him? (But that he still loves and wants you as his future wife)

kindly gv an answer to ur own question 1st then await answers from others.