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[quote author=MzNelly post=32802847][/quote]M waiting, ma love.

MzNelly:
Interesting.

yeah, i'm for real. Cum bk to ya darling. We need to talk, U knw wah ah mean lah. I dn't av to pour out everything here, let's talk in private. M truly missing u.

[quote author=MzNelly post=32802544][/quote]m missing u.

Here is hw it goes; tell her"i av a king size D for whr ur hip is, i wanna be d only one to ACCESS ur BANK. I've been studying u and i've discovered dat u r d one 4 me, i want U and I to roll 2gether even though d margin btw us is a landslide bt nw, i want it to be juxtapose, i want to be ur b.f, be my g.f. Lyk i will be d BRAIN, u will be ma PINKY, i ll be ur DIKEH, u will be TOnTO, i cherish u."

falconey:
if this is true I don't think any girl will like to marry me.

Sometimes I just go straight to the pant(no time to waste)

u get cheat for shares ni? Ahn ahn cd number of shares.

Nt in dis ERA joorh. Even if she is nt a virgin bt she hs been lying to u dat she is, she cn always deceive u lah. Wah is tightening cream meant for? Abi u no c d tightening cream picture for one thread lyk dat? Alum nko? Abegi. Virginity cn be bought in THISDAY lyk newspaper. She will nw gv u excuse dat it's nt all virgins dat do experience bloodshed. she is legally ur wife nw and there is absolutely ntn u cn do abt it. U cn't even discover d truth. True virgins, whr art thou?

ijecks:
lol,im quite the opposite

ehya, and i wanted to purchase u o, since quiet ladies r wife material, 1000000yards, nw u av deterred me. Do u mean u nag?

The foolish girl will come back and beg him again. Some girls no get sense. Wen una dey luv, mk u dey use ya brain. U r nt d only g.f he hs. Who knws? U might even be his side chick bt he is feeding u with lies dat u r his official g.f. Domestic violence should nt be tolerated at all. Person wey nvr marry u, e kon dey beat u. Is he d only guy in d world? Out of all d toasters wey dey toast u daily, na thug u kon go settle down with. I pity sm galz. Person wey luv u, una no go follow am, na person wey go dey beat u lyk say u be cow una go dey follow. Is he a fulani man dat he is rearing u(cow)? U better leave d relationship, fanshi him. Better guyz dey wey go treat u lyk d queen dat u r.
@op, Pardon me 4 digressing, i jez av to do dat cos sm girls no get sense.
I fink she needs a gentle man lyk u nt d thug dat u call a friend. No date her sha o, mk e no be lyk say na remnant u dey chop. Mk she go date better person out of her numerous suitors.

@op, wah u did wzn't wrong.

Btw, d guy should be charged for BATTER(BATA) lyk famad's former name.

Ladies and marriage. Them too dey hasty to marry. Them carry marriage for head lyk say na GALA, looking for d man to BUY it.

Missmossy, in case u r ready for marriage nw, emi naa ti ready niyen o. I dn't want any other guy to hijack u 4rm me, so we cn avoid stories lyk dis.

@ijecks, U sound lyk u r talking abt yasef. I fink u must be quiet.

FLAWLES:
.20;wat s ur own self?

ntn o. Ur beauty is FLAWLESS jez lyk ur moniker.

FLAWLES:
.WHITE GUYS DON'T GO AROUND TELLING ERR BODY GIRLS DEY FVCKED

hw old r u? U've garnered so much experience. U luk 18 though.

Mznelly, m still waiting for d voice note. Use ur original voice, stop d american accent ish. Ur raw voice is wah ah wanna hear.

Nice story. It made me laugh, Even though it's a fictitious story.

[quote author=Missmossy post=32776458][/quote]change ur dp joorh. E don too tey for dere.

vheMa:
pls who gave this mom-para MB

ur b.f is mom-para. I dn't even believe ur story sef.

Nw dat he hs apologised, what should we do? What's even in ya unclothedness sef? Wah if he saw ur unclothedness without ya notice? Wah will u do? Ntn. U dey gv ya b.f puna, u no say mk im apologise o, u dey do one night stand, u no say mk d guy apologise o. Person just see ya unclothedness by mistake, u dey say mk he apologise. Cn't u let it slide? Do lyk ntn happened. Let's watch, dis same guy will chop ya puna.

[quote author=EroticAngelina post=32754231][/quote]All dis nairaland girls go ugly for real life. So na nw u knw say u go upload ya ugly picture? Na the best u dey upload b4. Nw I av a feel of ur true appearance in real life.

I would av preferred V.E.C.

One girl dey mk me giggle 4 here o. She is THIN and dry chested.

dechandel:
Lol..
It has ended na..
See ya next year

E nvr end jooorh. D thread title reads"romancelanders voice note 2015".

dechandel:
Pele o
I didnt do the voicenote thingy

Do jooorh.

DuchessLily:
All these guys forming females on Nairaland and posting rubbish should stop already!!

But if u r really a female, den make I ask u... Dem force u to stay with d guy

U sef dey dere bah? It's jez so glaring dat d op is a male.

sinaj:
lol nah

So hw cum u av their accent?

[quote author=dechandel post=32768126][/quote]A link to ur voice note

She is beautiful and intelligent. M nt talking abt mznelly though.

sinaj:
ph

Av u been to america? Pardon ma question though.

Na wa oh.

[quote author=sinaj post=32766528][/quote]So whr do u live in nigeria? Yeah, I listened to ur voice note.