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Mhizkel:
Warris dis one saying?

if u r nt a gal, u will be a woman. obviously u got pregnant out of wedlock.

ivyT:
Gbam

dis gyal fine o bt e remain small make u get vampire face.

Slimdolly:
you are so .....! Cant waste my time
quoting a perv.

m so observant. yeah, i am. wait! is it a lie? u r dry CHESTED. Btw, u r
almost competing with rokiatu bt dat rokiatu's behind ehn, u can't
CUMpair lyk wen ur b.f is aving s.ex wit u.

Mhizkel:
Good memory u've got..Btw i'm not a girl!

na wah oh! u r a woman abi? fine gal lyk u carry belle out of wedlock. shout out to ya illegal husband.

Mhizkel:
Good for you!

r u nt d girl dat kissed ya b.f for an hour?

Slimdolly:
Abeg change this your ish to PHYSICAL QUAITIES I WANT IN A GIRL. BTW
1. do you have a well arranged packs
2. A chubby P and
3. A tempting facial feature?
Answer that before wanting something like that

is dat wah u r looking 4?
btw, na YANSH u get, u no get BOOBZ

dat the way they r made. dn't get jealous. btw, @OP, do u av a V? NO.

1. FANTASTIC boobz: It is nt every gal dat is privileged to av fantastic
boobz; some av only small boobz, some av small boobz with big nipples, some are just dry chested i.e no bobby at all.

When we r talking abt fantastic boobz, this implies dat d girl's boobz
must be firm, robust bt nt too robust, moderate nipples, fresh boobz
without spot. At d sight of d boobz, ur D Will begin to ARISE even without COMPATRIOTS. Fantastic boobz all d way. Shout out to those girls with FANTASTIC BOOBZ. Missmossy, shout out to u.

2. Clean V: i reserve ma comment.

3.pretty physiognomy: that's is exactly what attracts the male folks to d female.

4. good kisser: she must be a good kisser lyk mhizkel and she must be able to kiss me 4 an elongated duration e.g an hour lyk mhizkel kissed her b.f.


write the qualities dat u look out 4 in d opposite sex.

[quote author=KillerBeauty post=31750919][/quote]upload ya picture

[quote author=Juliaann post=31760124][/quote]r u a tomboy? na only u dey watch ball 4 here.

Yehman:
I smell red card(s)

i smell green card i.e america

EroticAngelina:
this land is not for sale!!

i wz wondering y u closed ya legs@ya dp. obviously u dn't want boiz to c what's HONDA, cos u av a CAR parked in there.

tosyn2mush hs CUM again o. Ladies, cn u c it? Yeah, u cn.

Fvck those ladies dat r magarising d guyz, ur reward is waiting 4 u.

Fvck all those guyz dat allow themselves to be magarised cos of PUNA.NI. Let's be sincere, 4 a guy to fall for all dis magarism tactics, it's all cos of kitten. Imagine a lady hs no VAGINA, Will he allow himself to be magarised? No.

Sparkle777:
Lmao . Celebrity crush they said not a one nite stand oo.
Amma born again but for a one nite stand, mark zukerberg or any solid
billionaire dat go dash me millions of dollars. La joke ooo

idi ere la ti n mo oto. meaning: we get to knw d truth while joking.

instead u should start 4rm d scratch, d people dat u cn see in nigeria. what happened to dangote? is he nt millionaire enough? u dey call mark wey u no go ever c except 4rm tv, facebook, newspaper etc.


me sef be millionaire.....mk we do one night stand lah

Sparkle777:
I ve had a lot growing up. But for now its Don Jazzy. Make we collaboooo.

u dn't mind a "one night stand" with him?

i thought d writer wz going to write "missmossy", i would av agreed with him.

sparkleRed:
U re terrible! Shuu must u see d videos! And as 4 D OP delete such u
wouldn't knw who would transfer it 2 their fones next don't put ha in
trouble

u sound lyk u r d gal OP is talking abt.

Mhizizzy:

u r wondering, ryt?

Mhizizzy:
I wuz here

c dis girl ehn, she sef dey do dat thing. u sent ya nude pic to ya b.f of recent. i dn't knw whether he is ya real lawver or jez a frnd buh i knw, u sent ya unclad photo to a male. u cn prove me wrong tho buh i'm sure u must be wondering hw i got to knw.

emperorchedda:
Post some of the videos here let's confirm

i wanted to type"u dey craze" bt i realised, there is no need 4 dat. u r entitled to ur comment.

[quote
author=sampete post=31704970]Just last week, I was going through the
phone of a colleague when I stumbled on some xxxx rated videos and pics
of her humble self. Out of curiously I opened one of the videos and
started watching...immediately I sent some of those videos into my
phone, then I continued watching. I was so engrossed in her acts that I
didn't notice when she came in, she caught me watching her nude videos. I
expected her to be angry or something, she wasn't, she just collected
her phone and that's all!

This is a girl that takes church so seriously, she has even been trying
to get me attend her church...I was shocked, disturbed, in fact my
orientation about her changed.

Since then she has been acting kinda weird, always coming over to my
place unlike befor, just yesterday, she wanted to spend d night in my
side...pastor pickin wey I be, I cum say no!

The koko is why do girls leave nude videos and pics in their phone for
people to stumble upon? I once picked up a phone misplaced by a girl
where I saw so many nude pics of dat nearly got me blind.

Another instance was when a coursemate of mine gave me a memory card dat
has been routed by shortcut virus, after removing the virus, her files
came back and as I was going through, I saw some nude videos and pics. I
got so shaken dat day when I came across nude pics and videos of this
girl and another of my coursemate, a girl too, they were both in the act
of lesbianism! Chai! These my eyes don see![/quote]y is dat u r always seeing girls unclad pictures and their sex videos?

what's so special abt dat?

@op, i will show missmossy the pot and i ll also shw her the ring. Missmossy, I LOVE YOU.

[quote author=Sleekyshuga post=31656456][/quote]sweetheart! Wow.....m here 4 u. I want smtin 4rm u. I knw u knw what it is buh cn u permit me to request 4 it?

Lol@idi-arere area. So there is a place called "idi-arere". Iniatially, i thought q-dot ordinarily used it as a verse in his song.
Btw, *singing* ibadan ni mo wa o, ibadan ni mo wa, be de eko be bami n le, ibadan ni mo wa o.

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[quote author=MzNelly post=31626459][/quote]if u r nt ugly, so y r u nt using ur picture as ya dp? U r ugly joorh. Beautiful galz flaunt their beauty on nairaland.

Sleekyshuga:



And you just made sense oo

GARBAGE!!

bt u get bobby sha o. Big to ma taste, better dan dat of amaka.

[quote author=Sleekyshuga post=31612644][/quote]u luk better with no cloth on@ya dp. Especially ur boobies; it will luk fantastic with no bra on it.

bolagabriella:
Shy me

u gat me thinking" i should bring ma mouth foward to gv u a lawwvly kiss"@the 1st pic

tslowe:
Shebi I try?

i lyk ur bobby. R u married?